my girlfriend just sent this to me I thought its pretty funny:))
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
please please please take one minute out of your life and sign this petition to save dolpins its so wrong shame on Denmark this is the link for it thank you so so so much Skyyla http://tinyurl.com/m9nv9h
Hallo Österreich! Hier 4 x 2 Karten gewinnen für das Konzert im Posthof, Linz, am 30. Oktober, 2o Uhr http://bit.ly/16K2tJ Wir freuen uns auf euch! Am 28.10. spielen wir im Treibhaus, Innsbruck!
Good morning, Gerhard!!!
Wishing you a fantastic weekend.
Happy Autumn!
Nastasya
