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Shannon Gettins
Stand-Up / Mainstream / Female
"Get up offa that thing and dance ’till you feel better."

Female
34 years old
HOLLYWOOD, CA
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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   Shannon Gettins's Comedian Bio
BioFor the past 5 years audiences have been falling in love with comedienne Shannon Gettins’ raucous humor and sharp comedic insight and yet she still hasn’t called any of them back.

Her material ranges from the trials and tribulations of a single girl living in LA to surviving corporate America. Shannon was one of the winners of the California Comedy Conference in 2006 and California’s Funniest Female in 2007. Shannon has been written up in the Wall Street Journal online, appeared as a comedy coach on TLC, performed in award winning short films, is a correspondent for Refused TV and has written customized comedy material for comics, professional speakers and CEOs across the country.

Shannon owns and operates Comedy Relief where she teaches standup comedy to adults and teens around Los Angeles.
InfluencesEllen Degeneres, Carol Burnett, Bob Newhart, Chris Farley, Gilda Radner, Lilly Tomlin, Robin Williams, Lucille Ball, Molly Shannon, Dana Carvey, Paula Poundstone, Jack Black and of course, you.
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    Shannon Gettins's Interests
GeneralStandup, Improv, sketch, friends, family, writing, my dogs (...and pretty much everyone elses dogs), exercise, outdoors, music, movies, adventure, TP'ing people's houses
MusicI'm a music-aholic - love all kinds and lean heavily on it to change or enhance my mood. I love rock, pop, soul, any dance music with a good beat. ("Dick, I'll give it a 53...") I love live music, and good mixes and I was raised on John Denver, James Taylor and tons of Irish folk music. The only kind of music I haven't gotten into is polka, and death metal. (Although, if I was to ever go crazy and throw a bunch of desks over and just start smashing stuff with a hammer - I guess I'd want to do it to some kind of death metal soundtrack.)
MoviesPlanes Trains and Automobiles (we watch this every Thanksgiving), Old School, Sound of Music, 40 Year Old Virgin, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Garden State, Say Anything, almost all the Disney cartoon classics, Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, Forest Gump, Something About Mary, Little Miss Sunshine, Contact, Sixth Sense, Anchor Man (after seeing it 5 times... it just gets funnier), pretty much anything Jack Black is in, the list goes on and on...
TelevisionI dont have Tivo anymore so I kind of watch TV at random - Curb Your Enthusiasm (when it was funny), 6 Feet Under (when it was on), King of Queens, any kind of ghost or supernatural show, Temptation Island (God I miss that show...), Family Guy (so brilliant), I love a good Dateline or Larry King interview, I also love watching those home video and bloopers shows they always crack me up, occasionally I'll get sucked into some unsolved-mystery-autopsy show, Sex and the City, and Three's Company re-runs.
BooksI realize reading all the harry potter books really doesn't count... but I did. I'm kind of an Oprah book club kind of person - I like getting good recommendations. Memoirs of a Geisha, A Million Little Pieces, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Door is Always Open, Monopoly MD, Some of my favorites are - The Celestine Prophecy, Conversations with God, and The Alchemist.
HeroesMy dogs and my family.

     Shannon Gettins's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Los Altos, CA
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian


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About me:
I'm a leo to the core, minus the fashion sense and large mane of hair (unless I'm just getting out of bed.) I play my music SUPER loud in my car even when I'm just going around the block (I should have just walked if it was around the block... but it was a good song) I'm all about comfort although I like getting dressed up now and again and i'll wear heels until my feet hurt and then the flip flops are going back on. I'm my own worst critic (that was stupid, why did you just write that?) I wait till the last minute on most things because it's just easier to stress about it and then panic rather than plan it out. I'm spontanious and will do almost anything for the people I love. I'm loyal and still believe in love although I like to make fun of the fact that I haven't found it yet. Well, I've loved... but if it didn't last it wasn't really real, right? Can I get an amen? I can't stand it when people ask what are your top ten movies, or your top ten songs or your favorite color. Somedays I'm a crouton person, other days veggie bacon bits... Nobody puts baby in the corner!! I don't collect things or become obsessed with things. Except maybe dogs. I love to dance - especially interpretive dance like chris farley's lunch lady. I love to sing in my car - the best is when you can get the person in the car next to you to sing too. I love to workout especially if I'm listening to good music - you know like Gloria Estephan stuff like that... ;) I love to make people laugh even more when they pay me to do it. I love trusting my instincts and finding out I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!! Problem is I should've listened to myself to begin with... I love it when my dogs are happy - there's really nothing better. I love sharing life and love and laughter with my friends and family. I love big audiences. I love to be pleasently surprised. I love lamp. I love to love. I love proving those that believe right. I expect miracles in my life - in fact I depend on them. I love making my family proud. I like the smell of skunk. I love the ocean although I'm a little scared to swim in it - unless it's in hawaii - and then I can swim all day. I love going to a matinee by myself and picking out any movie I want. I love "The D." I love backyards with fences where I can throw the ball for the dogs. I love hiking out in the mountains. I like to meditate and do yoga and connect with people on a deeper level. That's what we're hear to do (not yoga... but connect.) I like finding people that let me by myself and then inspire me to be better. I love it when people are kind - it's that simple - just be kind. I love it when i'm done writing about myself.

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Gregg Strouse





Jul 17 2008 1:37 PM

Hey Babe!! How did the South Bay treat you?
Den





Jul 12 2008 12:58 PM

Ooohhhh look, tuna sandwich!
Oh, :-( , $6.95. Let's go for the veggie burger.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Christine





Jul 3 2008 12:35 PM

Are you here yet?? Can't wait to see you Shan!! :)
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Jun 30 2008 6:59 AM

6:57 AM, Monday, June 31st:

Wheeling and Dealing Hollywood Sereno is in full-effect!
Melissa McQueen





Jun 29 2008 8:51 PM

gurl! You better check out my top friends!
Lauri Roggenkamp


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Jun 29 2008 6:55 PM

It was an awesomeness party, definitely or a sexy party but joe nixed that one when he showed up.
Lamont Holmes


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Jun 12 2008 4:43 PM

where's my friend at??? love the pic u have up!!
Peter Wolf





Jun 11 2008 2:10 PM

Funny Stuff!
Den





Jun 11 2008 1:30 PM

Shani! I was just cracking up about the out of control laughter last night. It was fun hangin' out with you, as usual.
Christine





Jun 9 2008 4:17 PM

Shan...Thanks again for everything...you always make me SMILE!! Hugs to Craig and Faithy too.
:)
Den





Jun 2 2008 7:46 PM

Yo..... yo, yo, yo.
(ding diggy dingy)
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Jun 3 2008 12:53 PM

"Pool, that starts with P, which rhymes with T, and that means trouble.
"
Brisen





May 22 2008 7:49 PM

I am glad you are down with your Withcy Self :) Seriously you should rent "Bell Book and Candle" with Kim Novak and Jimmy Stewart...it's a cool flick!
So happy to have seen you this week, can't wait to see you again in LA :)
Veronica





May 19 2008 6:22 PM

Hey you look so happy. give me details of june 14th show. cindy, e and I want to go. maybe broco too.

can't wait to see you.
John





May 15 2008 9:20 PM

can you manifest me some money too?
Cozette





May 15 2008 10:33 PM


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Excuse me, but neither of these guys looks like Craig. I'm glad we got to Cinco de Mayo upstairs in VIP where we at least had some room to dance.
Well, Happy Anniversary & invite me to the wedding. I'm due to catch another bouquet. xx, Coz P.S. Let's catch a bite or flick sometime or take our puppers for a walk.
Christine





May 3 2008 12:37 AM

call me with your idea we can make plans tomorrow :)
Chris





Apr 21 2008 12:28 PM

we're playing sometime in may probably.. I will certainly let you know.
Ay yi yi!
Christine





Apr 19 2008 10:39 PM

Happy almost Alder Moon. :)
Definitely see you for the Willow Moon...there may even be a little black lab puppy in attendance...I am babysitting him that night.
:)
HeatherD





Apr 14 2008 10:37 AM

When do I get to see you? I am resorting to posting this request on myspace...jeez
Lauren





Apr 10 2008 9:48 AM

cali is so excited that she gets to see aunt shan everyday for a week! (And i am sooooooooo grateful :))
xoxoxoxo
THANK YOU!!!
Slimheff





Apr 8 2008 4:09 PM

Your Improv clips are awesome- I needed a good laugh!!!
macdeeloop





Apr 6 2008 3:12 AM

hey sexy!!! just stoppin by your page to show you some love!!!
Mirage





Apr 6 2008 12:22 PM

Thanks for your help the other day! You are one funny motha.....
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Apr 5 2008 7:32 PM

Thanks, player. Nine out of Ten Girls from Illinois piss their pants when they hear that song. No shit.
Christine





Apr 3 2008 5:03 PM

Hellllooo, just passing by cause I been thinking bout you a bunch and I miss you!!
I am coming to LA twice in June..yippee skippee. June 6th for Luca and Laura's wedding and then June 22, 23 for Robert Plant.
Hope I see you before then, when ya comin' up here next???
Chris





Mar 31 2008 12:32 AM

Shan, I hope you will come out this Tuesday night and catch my band! We are awesome, and it doesnt get better than the Troubadour...
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Lauren





Mar 26 2008 11:44 AM

hey lady! are you back in town? you should come see my new place soon...and bring Faithy so the dogs can play :)
Jay from Fresno





Mar 18 2008 9:50 AM

Thanks Shannon Gettins, now you have an Actor friend in LA. Wow! I think there are about 7 of us in LA. Hmmm. Yep, I'm pretty sure. Anyways, glad to know ya, Jay Laisne'
Chris Green