We were, tired of watching dating shows, VH1’s the Pickup Artist, and seeing internet forums teaching guys to get laid incorrectly. We are the master pickup artists. If you are doing something stupid like not fucking stuff then get ready to fuck stuff cause, “We take the not out of fucking.”,,
About me: Dan and Chris are gettin-laidologists, experts in the field of gettin-laidology, the sweet science, i.e. fuuucking! We help pathetic losers that can’t get any, get some…a lot.
We’ve not supported Condom use for over 20 years and are proud members of Barebackers of America(it’s a lot like four H). We are secretary and treasurer, respectively, of the NYC chapter. We continue to lobby our local congressmen to change sex education and stop making it so uncool. Sure you can get AIDS, but you not if you’re smoking a cigarette and wearing a leather jacket. God only punishes the wicked and nerds.
IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME:
First off coming to this website was the first right thing you did all day you awful to mediocre mess. Email Dan and Chris yourmoms@gettinsomeshow.com .
