Chris Walter
Chris Walter
Chris Walter I used to lie a lot, but now I just write fiction.

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50 years old
East Van, British Columbia
Canada



Last Login: 12/13/2009
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GeneralJunkyards, pollution, crack whores, scars, broken glass, abandoned buildings, zombies, bad people, obnoxious music, drunks, fire, dead cops, things that go fast and blow up, auto graveyards, skid row, barbed wire, maggots, zombies, razor blades, bridges, Alcatraz, blood, knives, punk rock, zombies, politicians with bullet holes in them, junkies, zombies, porno, meat, napalm, scum, zombies, brass knuckles, screams in the night, shopping carts, cemeteries, lipstick, trash, zombies, puke, nuclear winter, smog, the apocalypse, psychotic madmen (and women), insane asylums, poverty, zombies, sunstroke, rabies, rough sex, chainsaws, zombies, the plague, explosions, dirt, grime, chaos, riots, anarchy, gallows, noise, the homeless, flamethrowers, bombs, zombies, madness, and cute little puppy dogs done up with ribbons.
MusicHumpers, TSOL, Adolescents, Personality Crisis, Million Dollar Marxists, The Rebel Spell, Social Distortion, Workin' Stiffs, Damned, Johnny Cash, Against All Authority, Beltones, Art Bergmann, RAMONES, New Bomb Turks, Smogtown, Supersuckers, Pogues, Broadcast Zero, Hostage Life, Kill Cheerleader, Tranzmitors, Steve Earle, Matadors, Go Betty Go, Black Halos, Freeze, DOA, Subhumans, Teenage Head, Saints, Lunachicks, Robert Johnson, Riverboat Gamblers, Hellacopters, Spitfires, The Pogs, Hangmen, Farrell Brothers, Germs, Darkbuster, Alice Cooper, IGGY POP, Hank Williams, Forgotten, UK Subs, GG Allin, Neo Nasties, Pack, Emergency, MIA, Swingin' Utters, US Bombs, Vapids, Dictators, Business, Gutter Demons, Sip Yek Nom, Excessives, Alcoholic White Trash, Lummox, Johhny Cash, Cock Sparrer, Briefs, Dickies, Dayglo Abortions, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Victorian Pork, Unwanted, Weirdos, Stretch Marks, Clash, Fabulous Kildonans, Nostrils, Motorhead, Vibrators, GBH, TSOL, SNFU, NY Rel-X, Real McKenzies, Joan Jett, Rancid, Bella Bombs, Bad Brains, Mr. Plow, Von Zippers, Flash Bastard, Screeching Weasel, New York Dolls, Nasty On, Insipids, Queers, Really Red, Stompin' Tom, Dickies, Stiff Little Fingers, Honest John, Buzzcocks, Jolts, Disappointers, Wife, Turbonegro, 999, Sound City Hooligans, Wednesday Night Heroes, Chick Magnets, Knucklehead, Minor Threat, Lillingtons, 3Tards, Lorrainas, Schleprock, Forgotten Rebels, Saints, Fear, Death Sentence, Plasmatics, Replacements, Johnny Thunders, and much, much more...
MoviesAnything with zombies in it.
TelevisionAction, Duckman, Stressed Eric, The Tick, Father Ted; not much else. Notice how all my favourite shows have been cancelled...
BooksToo many to list, but my favourite authors are Irvine Welsh, Charles Bukowski, and John Steinbeck. Vancouver's own John Armstrong is also very good. If you haven't read his stuff, you're missing out.
HeroesAin't no such thing, just dead fools...

     Chris Walter's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Winnipeg
Body type:3' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:author/ publisher

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About me:
This is my second page, as my first was tragically lost at sea with all hands aboard. Now, where was I before this horrible disaster? Oh yeah, I'm a grouchy old wanker who spends all his time publishing and writing nasty books that no one reads. My dream is to someday appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show, just so I can puke all over the place and make a total ass of myself. When I die, I would like to be cryogenically frozen so I can come back and fuck up this planet all over again. It is my goal to become the most hated person on Myspace, blah, blah, blah...
Who I'd like to meet:
Freaks and geeks.

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DEATHROW BETH

DEATHROW BETH



Dec 10 2009 3:15 PM

its been a LONG time.. just checking in and saying hi!
xxo from ontario!
sharkatttack

sharkatttack



Dec 6 2009 4:29 AM

Hey Chris, if I'm getting a book of yours that best captures the spirit of Vancouver, which one would you suggest? I know you'd suggest all, but I'm getting it as a Christmas gift to a new East Van neighbor.
Gerry-Jenn Wilson

Gerry-Jenn Wilson



Dec 1 2009 3:20 AM

Hey Chris! How is "Arg FUCK KILL" making out?!...the EAST VAMPS scored an X-mess show @ The Eldorado..Sat. Dec. 19th...with pests TBA!...Come & get your "Drunk By 6" CD...(don't say I never gave you anything!)...I work & play @ Crying Sky Studios where I have had the full on DEATH SENTENCE assault!!! Goonie played me the latest Unwanted CD which is IN- FUCKING- CREDIBLE!!!!...saw Steve McMullen with him who I hadn't see in years..Did you know that he is a pilot?!..."Wacky!"...Until next time......ROCK WITH YOUR DAYTONS ON!!~~GJ.......X!
Love myself better than you

Love myself better than you



Nov 28 2009 5:28 PM

Just stopping in to say HI!
Hope all is well.
*Gina*G

*Gina*G



Nov 24 2009 11:29 PM

Hope all is well in your world (soon to be my world again)
xo
Lisa Brazeau - Viking Goddess

Lisa Brazeau



Nov 23 2009 8:49 AM

Chris! Tonight at work I crashed/burned and was sent home. No-more doubles, overtime, or excurricular tending to drunks with a forgotten knife stuck in some weird body part.

It also means, the next time you are here, I'll be at the gig, give you a big hug and then complain about a counter offer on selling my daughter to you and your partner for a buck. Rob is waiting for for his 50 cent sent share for our Grandaughter's education fund. I'm going to spend mine share selfishly, of course, but I will throw in an extra umbrella for you since it might be a necessary perk!

Leigh said the gig was great and thanks for the greetings in my absence.
Take care, my friend, and lots of love to you and your's!!!!!
Gerry-Jenn Wilson

Gerry-Jenn Wilson



Nov 16 2009 11:16 AM

Hi Chris!!! If I could send you my upcoming gig poster I would...for the EAST VAMPS CD Release Party "DRUNK BY 6!" @ The Princeton...Mardis Gras Wed., Nov. 25th...with THE LIVING DEADBEATS...& THE HUSKEE DUDES...(Yes, a "Husker Du" Tribute!!!)....The E.V.'s would be thrilled to give you a free smile, CD & Near Beer for the Boy Scout Effort!!!...Are you really afraid of pictures?!?...I've got a shitload that I want to send you!!!!...Ha! Ha! Ha!....X! Gerry-Jenn & The EAST VAMPI's...x
Tasha

Tasha



Nov 14 2009 10:20 PM

Hi Chris. It's been months since I last left you a comment. I hope all is well with you and your family. I will buy another book from you soon! I'm looking forward to the Dayglos one.
RPM:MUTANT SHAMAN

Roger Mouflier



Nov 13 2009 8:53 PM

We had a great time at the show last night, it was truly a pleasure to finally meet you in person and I hope you enjoy the book!
BILLY HOPELESS BONITO !!!!!!!!!!

BIlly Hopeless



Nov 13 2009 12:48 AM

chris is afraid of pictures
STEVE DUNDERHEAD

Steve-o dunderhead-o



Nov 10 2009 9:09 AM

ye are the uglyist cunTaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh on myspace!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh aye!!!!!! ta ra fer noo an' sniff rather large binbags ov gluuuuuuuueee!!!!!!!!!!!!
✂♫SüZy Quєuє♫✂

SüZy f. QuEue



Nov 9 2009 7:39 PM

Hey Fella,
You don't send us flowers anymore. What gives?
Hope all is well in "Chris Walter World".
Stay Sick,
Suzy Queue
Sandi

Sandi



Oct 30 2009 11:52 PM

I've become a very busy soccer-mom and don't get to hang out anymore. So, just droppin' in to say hi, and catch you on the flip side.
Gerry-Jenn Wilson

Gerry-Jenn Wilson



Oct 17 2009 12:52 AM

Hi Chris! I picked up P.T.B. @ Bonerattle this week! Congrats!..Good luck with The Day-Glo Files...(Can hardly wait)...Come & check out Billy's B-Day Bash on Oct. 24th @ The Rickshaw...I'm POISON JIVY, Billy's SUX INTERIOR with The BAD PEOPLE (Vancougrr's #1 & Only Cramps Halloween Tribute!)...LUX, (RIP), with Parallel Lines (Blondie Tribute), The Mysterions, Boo-Lesque Dancers, D.J.'s, in "Scare-o-Vision!"...See You DARE!!~~Gerry-Jenn...X!
Death Match Union

Death Match Union



Oct 13 2009 12:27 AM


YO!!! What are ya doing next weekend??

Its an important weekend for DMU, and We would love to see you

@ Club Envy Sat OCT 17!! Its in Delta on 70th & Scott Road...

Peace

Machine
D.M.U

Ps: come up and say Hi!!
Damage

Damage



Oct 7 2009 9:44 PM

Just finished another great read.
Felt compelled to let you know that Chris Walter is from now on a name I will look for when Ill find myself in some bookstore.. just as long as that book store isn't too far away from the liquor store. Wouldn't want to blow too much smoke up an old punks ass now.
One Bullet Resolution

One Bullet Resolution



Oct 6 2009 4:20 PM

Hard rocking, psychotic psychedelia with a non fat side dish of metal. Just add Jagermeister and candles. ONE BULLET RESOLUTION
Swamplands

Swamplands



Oct 4 2009 9:33 PM

hey, hello
JÄЀ HØ£MÄN

jade Holman



Oct 4 2009 2:48 PM

Hey Chris,we just saw "Call to Arms",it was alright.Just really miss out the 70's early 80's stuff.Personally,it wasn't that good.Too much of the Gen.Y's kids on it.
How was the last night?
Hopefully,there will be a few underground live dive booze can happening.
Sounds like,it's really a Dog eat dog, in Vancouver.

DECOMPOSING GOATSUCKER

  DECOMPOSING GOATSUCKER



Oct 4 2009 1:51 AM

Oregon prison springs eco-saboteur 'Free' by mistake, then takes him back
By Bryan Denson, The Oregonian
October 02, 2009, 4:39PM
The man who drew the longest prison sentence in U.S. history for eco-sabotage walked out of prison this morning. After years of appeals, Jeffrey M. Luers, known to Eugene’s anarchist clan as “Free,” was just that.
But just as quickly, he was sent back to prison.
The Oregon Department of Corrections acknowledged today that it mistakenly allowed Luers to take advantage of a new law, House Bill 3508, which grants reduced sentences for certain classes of inmates. Luers’ sentence for arson made him ineligible for early release, said prisons spokeswoman Jennifer Black, in Salem.
“It’s a mistake we wish hadn’t happened,” she said. “We’re reviewing processes and hoping that it just does not happen again.”
Luers was released from Columbia River Correctional Institution in Northeast Portland this morning and given 24 hours to check in with his parole officer in Lane County. He checked in this afternoon, where he learned of the error.
Authorities took the 30-year-old radical environmentalist back to prison, a rude reversal for those who worked years to get Luers out.
The day began with Luers’ supporters writing on the Friends of Jeff Luers Web site: “We are still pinching ourselves.”
Luers’ appellate lawyer in Salem, Shawn Wiley, weighed in with an e-mail comment to The Oregonian: “This day is long overdue. Jeff is a kind, thoughtful, intelligent young man, and our community benefits much more from his presence in it rather than behind bars."
But their joy was short lived.
Luers' saga began in 2001, when Lane County Circuit Judge Lyle Velure sentenced him to 22 years, 8 months in prison after finding him guilty of two crimes in Eugene -- attempting to set fire to a gasoline tanker owned by a petroleum distributor, then firebombing three pickup trucks at a Chevy dealership.
The sentence drew gasps because it was by far the stiffest puni
BILLY HOPELESS BONITO !!!!!!!!!!

BIlly Hopeless



Oct 4 2009 12:25 AM

ok so i expect you at my birthday dressed up as charlie brown
Lisa Brazeau - Viking Goddess

Lisa Brazeau



Oct 1 2009 2:09 AM

popping in to say Hey Baby.....and I'm selling Leigh off for a buck. Rob and I will split the proceeds.

xoxo
Bad Navigator

Bad Navigator



Sep 24 2009 6:38 PM

Hey Chris! I miss your Bulletins, whats wrong? Much work to do? Hope you are doing fine! BN
STEVE DUNDERHEAD

Steve-o dunderhead-o



Sep 24 2009 7:21 AM

oi shall see ye on saturday ye fookin' bald cunTaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILLY HOPELESS BONITO !!!!!!!!!!

BIlly Hopeless



Sep 22 2009 11:44 PM

cool running into you the other day tell frenk scooters are for geeks get him a skate !
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