In 1963, two blocks east of my house, a little girl disappeared for three months. She was nowhere to be found. The police set a state-wide search for her. Finally, after those three long months of searching, she turned up, un-harmed, in her basement. She was fully clothed, strangely in the exact outfit she was wearing the day she disappeared. When asked where she had gone, all she responded with was, "I was in the basement." Her entire family was put under investigation. Her father turned out to be a mentally healthy, a good father and a well-loved member of the community. Her mother was judged to be just about the same. No foul play was ever discovered, no evidence of any sort of actual crime, kidnapping or otherwise had ever been discovered. The little girl never had anything to say of the incident to say besides, "I was in the basement, playing."
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Someday, everyday will be good.
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Hold on to a sturdy friend or tie yourself to a utility pole ‘cuz we don’t want any swoon-related injuries. What was once thought FOREVER LOST is FOUND: GUSSY's fabled “COAL BIN SESSIONS" from Prague.Come on over to THE RELATED POST, RIGHT HERE, and listen to 3 GUSSY “CLASSICS” as you have NEVER HEARD THEM BEFORE: Competently Recorded! Killer Tunes, Alt.Mixes, Free Downloads, & the sort of LIFE-AFFIRMING prattle u have come to expect. We'll supply the SMELLING SALTS. Just CLICK HERE & DIG IN! xo
guess who those first plays for those new jamz were from...me, thats who. you never cease to amaze me ian, and shaun...he already has a drummer if and when he needs one. sucka!
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Speaking of which, we recently dug up some old “COVER SONGS” that we recorded and figured, why not be a little less “hoggish” and share our slop. So, grab yourself a pillow or two, cuddle on up, and listen to us ruin a few classic tunes! JustCLICK HERE!!!
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uncle! uncle! i need to see you soon! im in los angeles, listening to the song you let me sing on- it was hidden away inside the ancient computer i recorded all that stuff on. what a find!
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