Greetings man-witch-which-man-san-witchs! Hope your recording goes well and that the muses blow flatulant winds of promise upon you! Eric: One more absence and you will flunk book club. Matt: Always a pleasure.
Hosted By: Urine Idiot When: Sunday Nov 04, 2007 at 4:00 PM Where: The Blue Moon Tavern 45th NE and I-5 Seattle, Washington|48 98115 United States Description: Urine Idiot
What's up y'all? Sorry we missed yer last show. HOw'd it go? Hey can you give yer friend Chris my phone number? I think he's got a logo for us but no way to contact us.
THanks guys. Astra Nomical
Hey can you guys make it to our show on THursday? It's gonna be kickass! It'd be cool to see ya'll again. only 5 bucks!
2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line.
I got a good woman, With the meanest dog in town.
3. Blues are simple. After you have the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes. Sort of.
Got a good woman With the meanest dog in town. He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher And he weighs 500 pounds.
4. The blues are not about limitless choice, convertible debentures, golden parachutes, BMWs, opera, or environmental impact statements.
5. Blues cars are Chevies and Cadillacs. Other acceptable blues transportation is Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
6. Teenagers can't sing the blues. Adults sing the blues. Blues adulthood means old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. You can have the blues in New York City, but not in Brooklyn or Queens. Hard times in Vermont or North Dakota are just a depression. Chicago, St.Louis, Austin and Kansas City are still the best places to have the blues.
8. The following colors do not belong in the blues: a. violet b. beige c. mauve d. taupe
9. You can't have the blues in an office or a shopping mall - the lighting is wrong.
10A. Good places for the Blues: a. the highway b. the jailhouse c. an empty bed
10B. Bad places: a. Ashrams b. Gallery openings c. Weekend in the Hamptons d. Trump Plaza
11. No one will believe it's the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an old black man.
12A. Yes, if: a. your first name is a southern state -- like Georgia b. you're blind c. you shot a man in Memphis (see exception below) d. your woman can't be satisfied.
12B. No, if: a. you were once blind but now can see. b. you have a trust fund. c. you hold elected office. d. your woman CAN be satisfi
Congradulations on a supurb performance last night! I was duely impressed by your swave musical expertise and also by your use of cleverness and wit in the midst of danger - by this, i am referring to one "broken string" on one "sweet guitar." Yesss, having my pallate soothed once more by this mystical ghostship, i find myself yearning for yet more! please, confide to me the whereabouts of your next moorage.... atlantis, perhaps?
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