GIGI JAMES

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  • GIGI JAMES

  • 34 / Female
  • New York, New York, US
  • Last Login: 11/22/2009

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About me:

I am a comedy writer of real-life fiction of the brutally honest persuasion. I take real life situations and instead of turning them into another boring self-help book, I weave them into a humorous messaged storyline with realistic characters that my readers can relate to without actually admitting it . . . out loud. As Leccie said- A real Choking Hazard, Baby! It's not that I can't write a self-help book. My mutant Sarcasm Gene prevents people from taking that kind of work from me seriously. I'm the one who said Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are a gay couple. Since I grew up reading extensive Dave Barry in the famed and beloved Miami Herald (famed and beloved only because when I was in the 4th grade, I was the lucky "minority" kid to have her picture in the Herald alongside a then shamelessly-vote-pandering congressman Dante Fascell), I am sometimes deemed a DB Throwback. Whatever. It really is a good thing I don't write Erotica . . . Yes, I do write for television too. Sorry about that. For more Gigi Love subscribe to my newsletter at wwww.gigijames.com or drop me a note at mail@gigijames.com.
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I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!
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A humorous tale of the humiliating experiences of being married to the sexy, wealthy cheater with whom one woman is deeply in love.
Now available wherever books are sold and at


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or


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and 809 Utica Avenue, Brooklyn, New York 11203 347-715-6307

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"A captivating tale filled with warm laughter, lively mishaps, and unforgettable characters. I could not bear to put this book down."-KAREN QUINN,The New York Times Bestselling Author of The Ivy Chronicles and Wife In the Fast Lane.

"Ms. James's book is a steaming pile of good, funky humor that will leave you laughing in relief!"-SHELTON WALDEN,
host of WBAI 99.5 FM's Walden's Pond.

“. . . not your contemporary romance gone bad story. It's a humorous, yet real look into a relationship where two people love each other but one fall's victim to forbidden fruit causing a serious chain of events...that are certain to draw multiple emotions from the reader. Author GiGi James writes an entertaining novel. Kudos for the Caribbean flavor...!” ARC Book Club Inc.

" . . .The unrelenting honesty of this story will leave you laughing out loud and drenching wet with tears of joy as you complete this unforgettable debut novel by James." Deltareviewer, Reviewing for Real Page Turners

"James, cleverly intertwined the tragic and comedic elements into a story that many can relate to without dumbing down the Jamaican culture. (Big up!)." ISABIS INSIDE, author of Being One - No One is Like No Other.
This memory lane rollercoaster takes you to the edge and back so that every time you think you’ve figured it out it throws you for another loop. Jillian is every woman with a spicy, tropical twist. Her dry wit and bewilderment at the unrelenting soap opera that takes over her universe is priceless. “I Didn’t Sign Up For This!” is the touching and realistic story of love, family, and an in-your-face woman that leaves your sides aching with her hilarious perspective on the game of life.!

Learn THE CHEATING MAN'S PHILOSOPHY from I Didn't Sign Up For This! which was featured on WBAI 99.5 FM (New York) - Walden's Pond; 98.7 KISS-FM (New York) Wake Up Club; and Playboy Radio (SIRIUS) Afternoon Advice with Tiffany Granath!
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Your Love Type: ENFJ
The Giver

In love, you give your all and feel guilty when relationships fail.
For you, sex is not seperate from love and caring.

Overall, you are humorous, giving, and motivational.
However, you tend to be over-protective and critical of your partner.

Best matches: INFP or ISFP
You Are An ENFJ
The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

In love, you are very protective and supporting.
However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.

At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud


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Who I'd like to meet:

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Take the Quiz ..People who can appreciate my upbeat attitude to have whatever kind of fun that doesn't land me in a jail cell (although I'm not averse to being handcuffed); ruin my credit; or make me spend time with people who talk too much about their bodily dysfunctions. That's why I don't spend Thanksgiving with my family - anymore.
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Interests

  • General

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    You're a Romantic Kisser
    For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
    You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
    The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
    It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet
    You Belong in New York City
    You're the energetic, ambitious type.
    And only NYC is fast enough for you.
    Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career
    Or simply take in all the city has to offer.
    What City Do You Belong In?
    You Are Uptown
    You are classy, cultured, and well educated. You are an expert on the finer things in live.
    Your city girl persona loves all of the opportunities a city offers. But only in the best neighborhoods.
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    Your Aura is Violet
    Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
    And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!

    The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say

    Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony

    Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach
    You Are The Star
    You represent the ultimate in truth and purity.
    Insightful and illuminating, you provide guidance for others.
    You also demonstrate unselfish, unconditional love.
    You posses many spiritual gifts, including the ability to heal.

    Your fortune:

    Your future is looking brighter by the day.
    The near future will be a time of both hope and healing.
    Luck is about to come your way, perhaps the best luck you have ever seen.
    Life is about to get a lot easier and much better!
  • Music

    ..Bob Marley; Bon Jovi; Prince; Mariah Carey, Chaka Khan; John Legend; Dennis Brown (whose singing style and love ballads made me cry and inspired me while writing my book. I miss him dearly.); Michael Buble; Chicago; Sting and the Police -
    The Keys to Your Heart
    You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

    In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

    You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

    You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

    Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

    Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

    You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

    In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
  • Movies

    ..Old Kung Fu with Jet Li and Gordon Liu; The first two parts of The Godfather; Scarface; Kill Bill Vols. I and II; The Color Purple, Dirty Dancing; Man on Fire, Pulp Fiction, True Romance and Domino. I recently discovered in addition to my passion for crime fiction action that my favorite movie of the moment is Wedding Crashers! I have seen it at least a dozen times and I'm not sick of it yet!I also love to watch car chases. When I was little - one of my favorite shows was Dukes of Hazzard. I even had the lunch box which I proudly went to school with -until I found out what that flag meant . . .
  • Television

    .... Sopranos - Shut up, I LOVED the ending! All My Children (old habits die hard); Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry David is my real father); Seinfeld; I Love Lucy; The Monkees; Green Acres; Friends; Law & Order; and any other program that doesn't make me blush. Nope, I'm still not old enough to watch Oz; Sex In The City or Spongebob Squarepants.
  • Books

    ..New King James Version of The Holy Bible; I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! by Yours Truly!! I like COMEDY. I also like romance that doesn't make me gag, non-fiction memoirs that are actually true (go figure); and 99 Beers Off the Wall by Marty Wombacher. OMG - I was reading that while sitting on the 4 train and was laughing OUT LOUD buckling over. People thought I was having a spazz attack because I was clutching my crotch trying desperately not to pee my pants. Thankfully, I reached my stop and now I'm not cross-eyed.
  • Heroes

    You Are 56% Lady
    You're part lady, part modern woman.
    Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.
    ..My Lord and Personal Savior Jesus Christ! I STRONGLY ADMIRE: Author KAREN QUINN whose fabulous writing and generous spirit inspired me and has kept my respect for the art of literature. DEBRA EHRHARDT because not only is she a fantastic actress and writer - SHE'S JAMAICAN!! She's also one of the sweetest people on the planet
    Your Passion is Red!
    You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.
    You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!
    With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.
    You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!
    Pisces
    You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often.

    Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not.

    Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
    'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Brooklyn, NYC
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Writer, Author and PRODUCER!!!

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