But we hope you won't be as judgemental about the appearances of the kids seen in our new book, MORTIFIED: Love Is a Battlefield.
PRAISE FOR THE NEW BOOK: "If Schadenfreude was an Olympic sport, then this book would be its illegal performance-enhancing drug. The baring of souls is seldom this funny or touching." Paul Feig Creator, Freaks & Geeks
Dude, you still watch Dallas?? Cool. Although, I don't remember who shot J.R. That was the big question in the 80s. That and "Where's the beef?" If you have no clue what I'm talking about, ask someone who's old like me and they'll tell ya. Anyways, thanks 4 the request. Meow.
