WARNING: Like a powerful drug, you may find yourself powerless to resist the intoxicating experience of Lenny 2000 again and again. (Warning required by law)
Make an amazing friend and improve your life forever in just two minutes!
Testimonial:
"I've been hosting Australia's Funniest Home Videos for a few years now and the videos are so funny! I also get to wear a different dress every week which is so special but I never knew how to really have a good time until Lenny 2000 showed me some really hot experiences. And I don't just mean in the bedroom, but that was definitely a highlight too!"
Toni, 35, Sydney
Is life turning out like you thought it would when you were a kid? Start living your life the way you always wanted -- never be bored and lonely again!
Looking for a boost to your daily routine?
Have the most fun possible with your pants still on (and maybe even with them off)?
Your friends and family will be amazed!
Lenny 2000 bears the scars of his character-building experiences -- so you don't have to.
Dear Friend,
I am going to show you what's really going on behind the scenes of the lives of those happy people you see on TV commercials, in magazines and in trendy nightclubs and coffee shops. Those people don't just look happy and successful -- they are happy and successful. But what's exciting is that you can be too!
For my entire life I have been endlessly, tirelessly experimenting and working towards my goal -- being the ultimate guy, ever. That sounds like a weird thing to say, and you might think "omg what a weirdo! This guy must be a real 'wussy boy' to practice being such a great guy. Does he go to church, and, like read Freud textbooks or something?" Well whatever Miss Knottyknickers, cause I have time for everything! And that's just part of the secret.
Any number of teen magazines and self-help books will tell you how you can have more friends by listening to them and doing them favours -- tactics just guaranteed to get yourself trampled over in the race for popularity!
It's just garbage, and frankly, you need to STOP LISTENING TO IT!
I will show you, by example, how to be the most desirable person around.
All you need to do is add me to your Myspace friends list and then we will arrange our first meeting. From there you will learn by example (from me) how to be successful and amazing.
UPDATE: I can only help so many people at once with this endeavour. YOU NEED TO GET IN FAST OR YOU WILL MISS OUT! It's unlikely this offer will last more than a few more days!
Add me to your friends list today and secure your chance to have a rewarding, satisfying and happy life surrounded by amazing people you love!
Testimonial:
"I never saw a bloke who could lift weights, drink beer and pull chicks like Lenny 2000, he's fucking amazing! If he doesn't get famous for hanging out with celebrities and punching paparazzi then I'll eat a bucket of Whoppers."
Bonecrusher, 27, The Internet
Testimonial:
"They've been saying jail is the new rehab and it's really true -- I'm in here because these iron bars are the only thing that will stop me from going to be with Lenny 2000 -- he's why I trademarked "That's Hot" -- it was all him. I only feel alive when he's around but, of course, he's too dangerous for me and his pheromones always make Tinkerbell go on heat."
Paris, 26, California
