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jeremy whitman
Christian / Ventriloquist / Redneck/Country
"Offesive video’s in every blog...."

Male
102 years old
Tacoma, WASHINGTON
United States

Is Online

Last Login:7/19/2008
Mood: argumentative Mood Image
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   jeremy whitman's Comedian Bio
BioJeremy Whitman is a comic who doesn't do a whole fuck of a lot of comedy anymore because he decided 28 years old was perhaps too old to be living with his parents.
Here are some video’s I enjoy And here are the video’s I have in my favorites:
InfluencesHick, Kinison, Cosby, Carlin, Stanhope, myself....others....
Memberswww.entshack.com
TV ShowsThe Ha, Commercials, 1st gulf war local news segment (3rd grade)
Films"Blind Run" & "Whatever Idiot"

    jeremy whitman's Interests
GeneralLiberty, Justice & The American Way. The FCC is located at 445 12th Street S.W., Washington, DC 20554. The FCC phone number is 1-888-225-5322. The FCC fax number is 1-866-418-0232. The FCC general email is fccinfo@fcc.gov. The former address of the FCC was 1919 M Street, NW, Washington D.C.
Heroes

     jeremy whitman's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:I’m like the wind....
Body type:7' 7"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:traveling joke-smith
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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   jeremy whitman's Blurbs
About me:
Tantric Comic Genius Jeremy Whitman is a young, energetic, Hot-Latin-Sex-Machine. His carnal prowess is recognized as a weapon of mass destruction by over 20 world governments.

As a youth Jeremy trained in earnest to learn the skills of both standup comedy and sensitive-love-fucking deep in the jungles of South America. There he was instructed by an ancient race of Shoalin-Half-Lesbian-Amazon-Asian-Bitches and earned the title of BlackBelt Pooner after learning the dark art of inducing the fabled Lethal Female Orgasm

During his multiple tours in 'Nam both as a highly lethal sex agent against communism and as a USO Standup Comic Jeremy created over 30 bastard half-American children before single handily winning the war and banishing communism to the fifth dimension.

Jeremy is also a Lyrical Jenious and a free form rap machine dropping dope flows 24/7 in a musical effort to defeat the evils of international terrorism as the only hip hop member of the presidential secret national security force & strike team. He has single handedly saved the lives of everyone you love and care for!

In his spare time Jeremy writes male-phobic movies for overly vaginal cable networks and enjoys saving kittens from Satan.

Jeremy owns and lives with over 150 cats, all of them completely feral and desperately sick with the bird flu. He is protected from this dangerous virus by an invisible arua of pure good which is powered by his nut sack and science is unable to explain.


JESUS LOVES YOU BUT HE LOVES JEREMY EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who I'd like to meet:
Thinking living people.
If you are interested in my current tour please visit JustAnotherHangover.com

   


   


   


   


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jeremy whitman has 545 friends.
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Bryley





Jul 19 2008 5:00 PM

Great set last night. Nice to see you again!

When I see you, I am sad about the smoking ban. I think out of anyone, you need a smoke in your hand and a beer on the stool.
Connie Sercey





Jun 29 2008 12:26 PM


MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
Comedian ALYSIA WOOD





Jun 23 2008 1:38 AM

I'm sorry for your loss! Are you okay? Do we need to put you on suicide watch?
Jennifae





Jun 17 2008 9:30 PM

Jennifae In Concert
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May 17 2008 6:53 AM

PLEASE ADD US TODAY?
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May 8 2008 6:19 AM

Looking for comics to network and conduct interviews

add www. myspace. com/HyphyNHumorMagazine
today for details


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Jennifae





Apr 17 2008 11:58 AM

Karen





Apr 15 2008 8:17 PM

I KNOW WHO HAS DIABETES
Sweet Adeleine





Mar 26 2008 8:03 PM

I have to ask if this 'girlfriend' you speak of is actually a puppy.

I don't have a problem with it if she is.
Jennifae





Mar 23 2008 8:33 AM

Happy EasterPhotobucket
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Mar 22 2008 4:56 AM

let me know when you in town,...i got a 10-15 spot just for you,....you go hard in the paint,.....


please add my new page www. myspace. com/SlowDeMayoDvd
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Karen





Mar 10 2008 3:20 PM

Quince (Pyrus Cydonia): a small tree bearing a pear-like fruit...
Karen





Feb 9 2008 3:35 PM

Caucus
Karen





Jan 18 2008 11:25 AM

xoxo
Karen





Jan 15 2008 10:23 AM

1 word? Flamingo hater
Will Gates





Jan 11 2008 9:38 AM

cool vids yo!
Meehan





Jan 7 2008 6:11 PM

No tacos for me, I've got too much rapin' to do...
TERI LYNN





Dec 31 2007 11:35 AM

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Myspace Comments
Jay





Dec 27 2007 8:58 AM

Happy Holidays From Jay!
Jennifae





Dec 20 2007 7:38 PM

Kristi





Dec 3 2007 1:38 PM

Love the stand up that came up on your blog today "Religion".
Renting MySpace: Eye'm Outta Hea Already





Nov 30 2007 3:14 PM

oh wait no...my fault... it slipped my mind that ur already famous. ur birth name or slave name was "Rick Astley"



Ha, that joke never gets tiring.
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Nov 30 2007 3:08 PM

Hey Cuzz0!

Haha ur biography is hilarious. But chya that clip The Single Moms and the one at the tacoma underground was funny shit. haha so comedy central hasn't called you yet to do a set? =))) Can't wait til ur famous...when are you gonna get pictures of you and your girlfriend up. you have pictures of that dumb dog kimchee but none of the girl thats gonna take custody of one of my grandkids. neways i'll ttyl love ya'z!!!!
Jen





Nov 22 2007 3:09 PM

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
GTFO





Nov 21 2007 1:30 AM

have you discovered or have you all along been a child of /b/?

if you dont know what Im talking about please disregard as it will only add to your sickness :P
GTFO





Nov 10 2007 9:19 PM

one shitty job after another, raising a daughter, hopeing to get back into stand up sometime soon.
Kelby





Nov 3 2007 1:33 PM

Next time find some toilet paper. See you sometime... Soon?
Kelby





Nov 3 2007 1:21 PM

Thanks for coming to my birthday party, Dickhole.
bret





Oct 29 2007 9:23 AM

Karen





Oct 27 2007 10:13 PM

Or am I?
Karen





Oct 27 2007 10:13 PM

I'm going to start using reverse psychology on you
Kelby





Oct 17 2007 9:05 PM

Hey you, Fuckhole! I'm havin a Birthday party next Wednesday, the 24th. You coming?
Kristi





Oct 10 2007 12:25 PM

I love your blog. I don't get the time to read all of them, but I try.
Comedian ALYSIA WOOD





Oct 9 2007 11:46 AM

Checking In.
Henry Bateman





Sep 6 2007 12:33 AM

A bit of shameless self promotion

Also check out the slide show on my home page to see thumbnails .
Have a great day
Henry
Cant find my goggles which means I need a new hat





Aug 23 2007 5:59 PM

You should come visit up here in Seattle so we can get drunk together again.
Tony





Aug 20 2007 9:23 AM

wow... dude.. you have too much spare time on your hands.. and too much double pictures... anyways.. need to hang out sometime..
Henry Bateman





Aug 20 2007 3:21 AM


Thanks for the Add Ü
Henry
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Shayma Tash





Aug 11 2007 11:41 AM

What up Jeremy Whitman. Nice to meet you. Thanks for the add. :-)
Shayma Tash
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Aug 4 2007 12:51 AM

how you been?
who's gonna show up?
JEFF DYE
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Karen