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LOVES:

Choklit Milk, PAIN PILLS,, Taco Bell's 89 Cent 1/2 Pound Cheesy Beef & Rice Burrito, Terry (HEL-LO!)

LIKES:

Analyzing Dreams, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Arcades with Old Video Games, Aromatherapy, Ballet, Being Submissive, Being the Center of Attention, Bizzare Foreplay, Buying Clothes, C-Weed, Candy Bars, Catholicism, Cherry Pepsi, Chubby Bunny, Coffee Bars, Collecting Things, Concerts, Creating Memories, Dead Flowers, Déjà Vu, Drinking, Drugs, eBay, Ethics, Foozwak, Gambling, Girls with Long Hair, Going to Theme Parks with Camille & Jenny, Going to L.A. to Visit My Cali Friends, Going to Philadelphia, Hanging Out with the Crew, Hookah Bars, Horror Flicks, Impulse, Inside Jokes, Languages I'm Fluent In (5): English, Valspeak, Carny, Jersedelphian & Junkie, Levi's, Living in the Past, Maniac Mansion, Midian, Morals, Morphine Generation Clothing, Movies, Mullets, Music, My Girlfriend/Best Friend, My Grandmas (Helen and Nan), N.E.S., Narcotics, Never Letting Go, NewGrounds, Night Trap, Nuns, Obsessing Over Ex's & Regretting the Mistakes I Made, One Percenters (A Joke Only 1% of People Get), Opiates, Orange Julius, Pale Skin, Panties, Parties, Pastetchen, Peep Jousting, Pill Identification, Pills - Percocet Vicodin Oxycontin Xanax Soma Klonopin Morphine & Demerol to name a few, Political Incorrectness, Politics, Psychology, Rain, Reading, "Recreational Pain Management", Republicanism, Republicans, Road Trips, Rosary Beads, Saturday Morning Cartoons (Especially Back in the Late 80's-Early 90's), Short Broads, Slush Puppies, Smoking Cigarettes (Camel Unfiltered, Camel Wides, & Marlboro Reds), Strawberry Milkshakes, Superman, Super Villains, Taking Pictures, Tattoos, Things That People've Made for Me, Unprotected Intimacy, Unshaven Pubic Hair, Vanilla Ice Cream, WaWa Convenience Stores, The Weird Edsel, Wonder Woman, Writing, Youtube Poop, Zombies

DISLIKES: Abortion as a Contraceptive, Anti-Prostitution Laws, Atheists who Look Down on You for Having Faith in God, Bug Bites, Donkey Kong (Cus FUCK DONKEY KONG, That's Why!), Drug Tests, Ignorance, Liberals, Meth, Obama, People Who Don't Tell it Like it is to Your Face, Rats, Republican-Bashers, Running Out of Pills, Straight Edgers, Weed, Withdraws,

2 Dope, Ace of Base, AceWonda, Aerosmith, Alanis Morrissette, Aqua, The B-52's, Barry White, The Beatles, Beck, Benefit, Biggie, Bloodhound Gang, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Cage, Can-I-Bus (who is the greatest rapper of all time), Cocoa Brovaz, Cradle of Filth, The Devotchkas, Dschinghis Khan, Esham, Foo Fighters, Future Bible Heroes, Garbage, Gay Pimp, Gillette, Green Day, Leslie Hall, (Older)ICP, Michael Jackson, Karate High School, KMFDM (Thank You, Chandra), Krushed Opiates, Lords of Acid, The Magnetic Fields, (Older) Master P, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mind Science of the Mind, (Older) Mindless Self Indulgence, MoonSpell, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, N.A.T.A.S., NeverEnding Déjà Vu, Nirvana, Olive, Primus, The Prodigy, The Ramones, Rancid, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Soopa Villainz, Spin Doctors, System of a Down, Theo, They Might Be Giants, Truth Hurts, Warp Brothers, Weird Al, Westside Connection, The Wu-Tang Clan

ANYTHING BY BAKSHI, CRONENBERG, JACKIE CHAN OR SCORSESE

MY TOP TEN MUST SEE MOVIES ARE HIGHLIGHTED IN THIS COLOR. GO WATCH THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

300, 40 Year Old Virgin, 8mm, A Night at the Roxbury, The Addams Family, Airheads, Amadeus, American Beauty, American History X, American Me, American Psycho, Apocalypto, Apt Pupil, Back to the Future I-III, Bad Santa, Bait, Balls of Fury, BeBe's Kids, Bedazzled, Being John Malkovich, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Big Lebowski, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bio-Dome, Bladerunner (But only when I'm high or drunk), Blast from the Past, Boogie Nights, Breakfast Club, Brokeback Mountain, Bully, Cabin Fever, Candyman, Casino, The Cell, Chasing Amy, Child's Play I-III, City of God, CKY I-IV, Class Act, Clay Pigeons, Clerks, Clueless, Coffee Date, Cold Mountain, Coneheads, Constantine, Cool World, CoonSkin, The Craft, Crank, (David Cronenberg's) Crash (NOT The one from 2003, the one from 1997), Creepshow, The Dark Knight, Dead Presidents, Dead Ringers, Death Becomes Her, Death to Smoochy, The Deer Hunter, The Departed, The Doom Generation, Drugstore Cowboy, Drunken Master I & II, Eastern Promises, Edmond, Election, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Employee of the Month (Not the one with that fag Dane Cook, the one with Matt Dillon), Eraserhead, Face-Off, Falling Down, Fargo, Fear, The Fear (Yes, it's a Different Movie than "Fear"), Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, The Fly, Forrest Gump, Freaked, Freeway, Friday the 13th (Pt. I-XI), From Dusk til Dawn, Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs, Futurama: Bender's Big Score, Futurama: Bender's Game, Gangs of New York, GoodFellas, The Goonies, Grandma's boy, Greedy, Groundhog Day, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu, The Happening, Hancock, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, High School High, A History of Violence, House Party I-III, I <3 Huckabees, Idiocracy, In the Army Now, Insomnia, Jackass Number 2, Jackass the Movie, Jawbreaker, Killers (A.K.A. "Real Killers" by Mike Mendez), The Killer Tomatoes flicks, The Kingdom, Kingpin, The King of Kong, Kung Fu Hustle, The Lady Killers, Lakeview Terrace, The Last Boy Scout, License to Drive, Midnight Cowboy, Midnight Express, MonkeyBone, Mortal Kombat, Mr. Nanny, Nightbreed, The Number 23, Office Space, OldBoy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, One Hour Photo, Overnight Delivery, Payback, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Raging Bull, Reno 911: Miami, Requiem For A Dream, Return to Oz, RoboCop II, Rocky I-VI, Rumble In the Bronx, Rush Hour I & II, Saw I-V, A Scanner Darkly, Scanners, Session 9, Sex is Zero, Seven, Shanghai Knights, Shanghai Noon, The Shawshank Redemption, She Gets What She Wants, The Simpsons Movie, Sleepaway Camp, Son-in-Law, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Spiritual Kung Fu, Spun, Strange Wilderness, Suburban Commando, Superman I-V, Super Troopers, Tank Girl, Taxi Driver, Terminator 2, Three Kings, Throw Momma From the Train, Tomcats, Total Recall, Totally Awesome, Trainspotting, Troll 2, Twenty Bucks, Twilight Zone: The Movie, The Usual Suspects, U-turn, Videodrome, Walk the Line, The War at Home, The Warriors, Waterworld, Weird Science, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Wonderland (the one with Val Kilmer), Zack and Miri Make a Porno,

Æon Flux, The Addams Family, American Gladiators, Clarissa Explains It All, Count Duckula, The Critic, Daria, Doug, Elvira's Movie Macabre, Futurama, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show, The Head, Horse Apples, House M.D., The Idiot Box, In Living Color, Invader Zim, Jackass, The Legend of Zelda, Liquid Television, Lucky Star, Married... with Children, The Maxx, Metalocalypse, Moral Orel, MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), Popeye, Ren & Stimpy (The New Episodes), Reno 911, Rocko's Modern Life, (Older) Rugrats, Salute Your Shorts, Shin Chan, The Simpsons, The Smurfs, The State, The Super Mario bros. Super Show, Tales From the Dark Side, That's My Bush!, USA Up All Night, Venture Brothers, VH1's I Love the 80's, Wonder Showzen, WWF, You Can't Do That On Television

This bitch:

This man (Seriously):

This Woman:

This Man:

This Man:

The Shah of Iran (GOD BLESS YER SOUL, RIGHTFUL RULER OF PERSIA!)

And Last but DEFINITELY Not Least, the Love of My Life
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