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Featuring: Miss Horrorfest, The Genitorturers, Satanic Sluts, The Three Stoogeheads, Celebrity Death Poll, Mr. Deadguy, Happy Ending Corpse Massage, Madame Talbot, Torture Du Jour, The Horrifics, Mortician Secrets, Suzzan’s painful paintings, Amateur Corpse of The Month, Dr, Necco Feelya and much much gore!
Captain SID HAIG (“The Devil’s Rejects”) and sexy mate SCOUT TAYLOR COMPTON (star of “Halloween”) team up on the cover of GIRLS and CORPSES MAGAZINE Winter Issue. It’s Seven Beauties for Seven Bloaties on the Seven Seas. Our best catch yet! Including 3-D photos of the star shipmates. Also, inside this oceanic issue you’ll sea: SEX in the Cemetery, Tranny Grannies, Stoner Recipes, the bands Psychocharger and Koffin Kats, Freak/Fashionista Shaye St. John, Scat in The Hat, Zombie Eating Contest and more comic art and gags than the seven Wonder Of The World! We just keep getting deader and deader! As Captain Sid Haig says, “I’m the corpse of the world!!”
Issue #2 SOLD OUT! Our Confidential issue of Girls and Corpses Magazine featuring sexy cover ghoul DANIELLE HARRIS. This 80 page full color issue is, "jam-packed with more hot girls and cold corpses than you can shake a stiff at." Inside you’ll unearth: Corpses on Trampolines, Director Eli Roth, Corpse Blind Date, scream queen Tiffany Shepis, Catcher In The Eye, Captain Masturbation, Cadaverbs, Kids and Corpses, Funeral Etiquette, Calabrese, Toxic Toons, Headsick Pinups, Sybil Danning, Hooker For Jesus, Brain Damage Films and so much gore! If you didn't order this killer issue -- you snoozed so you lose!
Our Premiere #1 Collectors Issue features Sheri Moon Zombie ("The Devil's Rejects" “Halloween”) and Rob Zombie’s corpse; along with comic art, insane celebrity and band interviews, horror movies,
hysterical photos and a crypt full of comedy that will make you laugh 'til you croak. Featuring: Pool Party at The G&C Mansion, Embalming on Ice, The Ren & Stimpy Lost Sex Tape, Clown Porn, Better Tombs and Gardens, "Hatchett", Nekromantik, The Bouncing Soul and Sex Tip From Dr. Necco Feelya. We’re MAD for the dead! Remember our motto: "So many corpses... so little time." Click on cover to order now!
Girls and Corpses Back issues
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GIRLS AND CORPSES.COM
“This is the first comedy magazine about death,” explains Girls and Corpses Deaditor-In-Chief Robert Steven Rhine,” adding, “They said we couldn’t do it. They said we shouldn’t do it. But after sixteen web issues, Girls and Corpses Magazine is now a full-fledged print magazine with 80 full-color-glossy-pages of humor and horror, interviews and reviews, fiction and non and, of corpse, graveyards full of hot gorgeous models posing with cold rotting corpses.”
Our motto: "So many corpses... so little time"
We have been featured on: Sirius MAXIM radio, SIRIUS PLAYBOY RADIO, MAXIM MAGAZINE, STUFF, FHM, PENTHOUSE, BIZARRE, HEAVY METAL, FANGORIA, RUE MORGUE, VIRUS, RED SCREAM, TOTAL GUITAR and many others.
You know you've been thinking about it... dreaming about it... well now, here it finally is!
Why Girls and Corpses, you ask?
Well, if you're like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring them together in one magazine?
"We offer an alternative to fans of horror stalwarts Fangoria and Rue Morgue, by serving some guffaws with our gore."
Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. Each month we feature scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, corpses. What could be better? Also, we have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews, corpse sex tips and other madness.
I originally conceived G&C magazine as a newsstand magazine but all the cash went into the publishing of my Asylum Press graphic novel SATAN's 3-RING CIRCUS OF HELL
http://www.myspace.com/satans3ringcircusofhell
But we didn't want to let down our fans at the horror shows who displayed such a drooling interest in this twisted subject matter.
So,if you like your babes HOT and your corpses COLD, you've come to the right crypt. Girls and Corpses is to die for.
We hope to someday make "Girls & Corpses" sound as natural as "soup and sandwich."
ROT ON America!
Sickcerely,
Robert Steven Rhine
Founder/Publisher/Deaditor-in-Chief/Future Corpse
Dead to meet you!
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