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Member Since8/13/2006
Band Websitewww.melissakirsch.com
Band MembersMelissa Kirsch
InfluencesWriters: Anne Lamott, Anna Quindlen, Daphne Merkin, Simone de Beauvoir, Lorrie Moore, Jill Soloway, Rose Tremain, Joan Didion, Deborah Eisenberg, Helen Gurley Brown, Fran Lebowitz, Cynthia Heimel, Paula Fox, Patricia Marx, Claire Messud, Pauline Kael

Movies: Wings of Desire, Rushmore, A Woman Under the Influence, Interiors, Lisbon Story, Waiting for Guffman, Annie Hall, Scenes From a Marriage, Sherman's March, Say Anything, Metropolitan, The Spanish Prisoner, Flirting With Disaster, Walking and Talking, Broken Flowers, Wonderland, You and Me and Everyone We Know, The Forsyte Saga, anything by Hal Hartley

Music:: Yo La Tengo, Death Cab for Cutie, Sufjan Stevens, Camera Obscura, Rilo Kiley, Neko Case, Joni Mitchell, Modest Mouse, Les Negresses Vertes, Calexico, Keren Ann, Glenn Gould, Stephin Merritt, The Kinks, Red House Painters, Francoise Hardy, I'm From Barcelona, TV on the Radio, Dolly Parton, Will Oldham, Elliott Smith, Beth Orton, Camille, El Perro del Mar, Erin McKeown, Old 97's, Regina Spektor, Serge Gainsbourg, Iron & Wine

Television: Strangers With Candy, Arrested Development, The Office, Golden Girls, I'm Alan Partridge, Saxondale, Lost, Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, Rhoda, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras

Sounds Likenothing you've heard before. Trust me.
Record LabelWorkman Publishing
Type of LabelIndie


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   About The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything
"A common-sensible, funny and easy-to-read primer on all aspects of life for women in their 20s and 30s" that's "a standout in a crowded field as well as an ideal gift."
     —Publishers Weekly (Starred Review)

"Long story short, I love this damn book."
    —LibraryJournal.com



The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything is a big, practical, hilarious whale of a book by Melissa Kirsch. It aspires to be the best friend to every woman in her 20s, but, failing that, will settle for a spot on her bookshelf between Our Bodies, Ourselves and Metropolitan Life.

It will also settle for replacing the spot on her bookshelf where The Celestine Prophecy, The Rules or the Suzanne Somers biography used to live before she threw it across the room in a fit of pique. And failing that, the book would like to be your MySpace friend. You let that idiot with hot-dog breath you made out with in a weak moment be your MySpace friend? For shame! The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything has never refused a breath mint.

It can also show you how to avoid idiots, unclog your tub, find a bra that fits, get a promotion, live with a jackass of a roommate, defriend people you no longer like, find a gynecologist and be generally awesome. Yes I said awesome.

Swell Stuff People Are Saying About The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything:

"This is the first book to explain such critical subjects as a Roth IRA and a bikini wax with equal clarity. It’s funny, irreverent, wise, thorough, and empowering. Women of any age will find this book incredibly helpful. It’s like having a guru girlfriend who won’t make you feel dumb for asking the questions you don’t want to admit you don’t know…I laughed out loud. And couldn’t agree more."
      —Rosalind Wiseman, author of Queen Bees and Wannabes

"Down to earth and incredibly informative, it's everything you wished your big sister or best friend had told you about navigating the real world."
      —Jennifer Weiner, author of Good in Bed and The Guy Not Taken

"Melissa Kirsch's The Girl's Guide to Absolutely Everything is claiming a place on my Incessantly-Consulted-Indispensable-Books shelf between Our Bodies, Ourselves, Alicia Bay Laurel's Living on the Earth, and the friggin' OED!...It's entirely possible that the only questions Melissa Kirsch will leave you asking are: 'Who is this woman and how does she know so much about everything?'"
      —Thisbe Nissen, author of Osprey Island & The Good People of New York

You can buy the book now.

Want to review the book? Interview Melissa? Get her to come to your town? Invite her to a luau or luau-themed soiree? Get in touch.

Whom I'd Like to Meet
Oprah! Desperately! Please tell her about me.

Also: Smart, hilarious women in their 20s and 30s who miss Sassy but are getting over it, girls who are living/have lived to tell and want to share their wisdom with other women. OK, and charming boys too. You know, Lorrie Moore characters, but unscripted.


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FoUnd caKe

FoUndCaKe FoUndCaKe



Jan 13 2009 6:55 AM

Hi and sorry for my super late reply!
Hell ! I been so damn busy ...
thanx for the kind words ... I will try and send you some of our songs if ya like?
cheers
found cake
Darrah de jour

Darrah de jour



Dec 14 2008 7:12 AM

Dear Melissa,

Adoring your book on the top of my bookshelf, facing up where all can see the cover!

Sending holiday cheer!

All the best,
Darrah de jour xo
Claire Mysko

Claire Mysko



Apr 12 2008 3:20 PM

Congrats on the the success of the book! It's such a great (and hilarious!) resource.

Claire Mysko
¥öur Fåvörï†ê M阮åkê

¥öur Fåvörï†ê M阮åkê



Oct 23 2007 8:06 PM

I <3 Melissa for writing this book and juice boxes and string cheese. =)

~Penelope
"Do what you love, forget the rest"
Rabbits Against Magic

Rabbits Against Magic



Oct 10 2007 2:14 PM

Hey MK,

I love reading your blogs. I may not be a 20-30 something year old woman, but I enjoy your words. (Plus I'm from the hood!)

xoxo
Michelangelo
Yes, Yes, Cherries: Stories by Mary Otis

Yes, Yes, Cherries: Stories by Mary Otis



Sep 13 2007 9:27 PM

Thanks for adding me. I enjoyed your words about the jury experience. Hah!
Here's to you. Best, Mary Otis
Surviving Saturn's Return

Surviving Saturn's Return



May 5 2007 11:24 PM

Big hugs from the Saturn Sisters to our dear friend Melissa, without whom every single woman in her twenties would be completely, utterly lost. If we'd had this book during our Saturn Return, well, it would've been a hell of a lot easier!

XOXO
Michelle: Cubicle Expat

Michelle: Cubicle Expat



May 3 2007 10:58 PM

hey! thanks for the lovely comments. i'm sorry i missed you in seattle, but please do look me up next time you're here. i will also be in nyc may 10-16. events may 14 (bluestockings on the LES) and 15 (book court in brooklyn). details: www.anti9to5guide.com/events ... if my family and childhood friends don't suck up all my free time, maybe we can get together?
Katie "Jezebel" Tansy

Katie Tansy



Apr 19 2007 3:34 PM

i hope your journeys are treating you well.
remember, there's nothing wrong with turning off your phone, taking a hot bath and reading a book.
god, i sound like a mother.
but you gotta admit, hot baths are nice.
Jenny E.

Jenny E.



Apr 15 2007 8:04 PM

Can't wait to see you on Tuesday. Too bad I have a six hour workshop before the event.
Melissa Clark

Melissa Clark



Apr 9 2007 6:35 PM

Have fun on tour! I have pix I'm going to send you. (from VA) xo mc
Michelle: Cubicle Expat

Michelle: Cubicle Expat



Mar 31 2007 4:44 AM

ooooooh, i need to buy your book. nice to meetcha here. and thanks for being my cyberpal. xo
Elina

Elina



Mar 14 2007 12:58 AM

can't wait to read the book! thanks for adding
Rabbits Against Magic

Rabbits Against Magic



Mar 5 2007 9:18 PM

Hey Melissa,

if you're back in the city...

Host unlimited photos at slide.com for FREE!

M
r.a.m.
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Feb 12 2007 6:34 PM

I just received your book this weekend! Thank you so much for signing it for me! I hope to learn many things in this book of female knowledgelol.
Anyway, I hope your tour is going well.
Take care,
Christian
THE GIRLY SPOT - Hot Girl Talk Radio

THE GIRLY SPOT - Hot Girl Talk Radio



Jan 31 2007 7:33 PM

Hey Melissa!

Thanks for being on our show the other night!! We had so much fun talking to you... if you are ever in CT, you should come be on with us for a night - you have a great voice and laugh!!

We talked about the crying at work thing for the entire show the other night... we even got GUYS to call in and admit they've cried at work!!!!!

Then it turned into a whole debate over whether or not men should cry and surprisingly, most of the guy callers said IT'S COOL TO CRY!

We will definitely be using your book a LOT on the show - I am going to get you a copy of the interview :)

Dana
Self Storage

Self Storage



Jan 31 2007 6:06 AM

Thanks so much, Melissa! Your book looks like great fun (and full of great info to boot!) I look forward to checking it out.

xo
gayle
Queen of the Oddballs

Queen of the Oddballs



Jan 26 2007 6:15 PM

Can't wait to check out your book!! You've got great taste in authors. Hope to make your faves list someday! =) XO HC



American Vaudeville Theatre

American Vaudeville Theatre



Jan 15 2007 5:43 PM

thanks for the add and for listening to our music! good luck and great success with your book -

avt
Geek+Nerd

Geek+Nerd



Jan 6 2007 11:20 PM

Hi Melissa! Thanks for the sweet comment about my bonnie bands :)
Beth Lapides

beth lapides



Jan 4 2007 6:26 AM

Hey Melissa-Glad to cyber meet you.
May all your days be awakened and your nights filled with sweet dreams (and your Guide to Everything sell well!)
xox
Beth
Galit

Galit



Jan 2 2007 8:41 AM

I like funny people. I am one too.
Maite

Maite



Dec 28 2006 9:59 PM

Thanks for the add. Can't wait to get the book and share it with friends!!
Colette Phair

Colette Phair



Dec 28 2006 6:12 AM

Books like you are a guilty pleasure for me. I don't know if I could write one though - it'd probably end up being more like "How to Upload Yourself into a Robot Body Without Gender and Still Get Laid (Sort Of)."
LitPark

Susan Henderson



Dec 18 2006 12:06 PM

Hey, Melissa! LitPark is happy to meet you!
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