Girls With Slingshots
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www.gwscomic.com
Female
28 years old
A small town near, say, WEST VIRGINIA
United States
Last Login: 11/17/2008
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Girls With Slingshots's Interests
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| General |
Hazel: Apparently, I love writing. Drunk. Yeah, I love writing DRUNK. According to everyone around me, I write better when I drink. I still don't know how to take this.
Jamie: She also likes to talk to her cactus.
Hazel: HEY, UP YOURS!
Jamie: MY interests include dancing, singing (especially in the shower!), shopping, animals, art and acting, lotsa music, eating, shopping, flowers... taking Hazel to the adult toy store...
Hazel: Thank you SO much for sharing that with the world, Jamie.
Jamie: You're welcome! Hazel also loves traveling and swooning over guys she won't admit to liking...
Hazel: THANK YOU, Jamie!
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Hazel: I think we both like the same stuff, don't we? Jazz, classic rock, classical...
Jamie: R&B, hip-hop, techno...
Hazel: ... 80's pop, hair bands...
Jamie: ... new pop, country music...
Hazel: ...
Jamie: ...
Hazel: Well, it's close, anyway.
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Hazel: Ghostbusters, Spaceballs... I LOVE comedies!
Jamie: As you can tell from her OBVIOUS wicked sense of humor.
Hazel: SHUT UP, sappy romance-girl!
Jamie: HEY, I find romance movies to be UPLIFTING!
Hazel: You would. You and those BOOBS.
Jamie: Was that supposed to be witty?
Hazel: No, it WAS witty.
Jamie: Like I was saying, WICKED sense of humor...
| | Television |
Hazel: What is television, again?
Jamie: Oh, uh... it's that thing that people with free time and extra money for cable have.
Hazel: OH, right. Aren't you one of those people?
Jamie: Yes, and it saps the life out of me every time I visit you at your apartment.
Hazel: You're weak.
Jamie: Perhaps, but I know how to completely redecorate my living room to match the colors of my personality in less than three days under a $1000 budget!
| | Books |
Hazel: Are books like television?
Jamie: Kind of, but you don't have to have MONEY. Just free time.
Hazel: Ah. So that's why I don't read them.
Jamie: Yes. You're the strangest writer I've ever met. Speaking of which, how the hell did you graduate with a degree in English and NEVER read a book?
Hazel: For every book we had to read, someone somewhere decided to make a movie of it. Or a book on tape.
Jamie: Lazy snot.
Hazel: Lazy snot with an ENGLISH degree!
| | Heroes |
Hazel: Oo, tough one. I dunno. Um. My editor, Thea?
Jamie: Hazel is MY hero.
Hazel: I am?
Jamie: No. *giggle!*
Hazel: And I'm supposed to be the dork.
Jamie: Whoever started Cups of Love, my favorite lingerie store, is my hero. And Monica from Wapsi Square - hooray for big-boobed girls!!
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Webcomics, Etc., The First & Best Something Positive Group, Fans of Studio Foglio
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Girls With Slingshots's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Hometown: | It's small, it's eastern, it has a gay bar. | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | being two VERY hot girls |
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Girls With Slingshots's Companies
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Hazel: The Daily Tribune
a small town, US
Writer (Columnist!)
Newsroom
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December 2004 to present
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Jamie: Flora's Flora
a small town, US
Florist
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Sometime in 2002, 2003... it's been awhile!
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Hazel: I HATE these stupid things, but Jamie and I are bored shitless and the bars aren't open yet. This was all her idea. So. Take it away, Jamie.
Jamie: I LOVE taking long walks and kissing in the rain, and I'm a Leo! I love love love my job at the flower shop - what could be better than making people happy all the time, right? I love photography and going to art galleries, watching children play in the park, skinny-dipping, hitting the clubs, dressing up and shopping. Please feel free to buy me fruity alcoholic drinks if you see me at the Meck!
Hazel: Cranberry and vodka for me!
Jamie: I thought you "HATE these stupid things?"
Hazel: Yeah, and I hate your boobs always taking the spotlight.
Jamie: They can't SEE my boobs, Hazel.
Hazel: They can SENSE them.
Jamie: Whatever, dork.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Hazel: I... really don't like to meet people.
Jamie: She's lying. Anyway, I'D like to meet anybody who likes having a good time! And knowing Hazel's HUGE ego, Hazel would ACTUALLY like to meet anybody who reads her column in the Daily Tribune, "Twenties on the Town." And I would like to meet anybody who knows us!
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