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Rob E
Rob E MYSPACE IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHITE - get me on bebo i dont go on this now

Male
23 years old
Dundee
United Kingdom



Last Login: 9/23/2009
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    Composure Personified's Interests
GeneralPlaying guitar, various aspects of sex, listening to music, channel 4 between 0100-0500. Street Fighter 2 Champions Editon, Absinthe. Waking up with £37 in change. Thinking "what the fuck happened last night?!?" Waking up in strange places.
Musicat the moment im listening to these albums:

Brutal Truth - Sounds Of The Animal Kingdom

Vulsellum - Face EP

Nile - Ithyphallic

Eibon - Split EP

Man Must Die - The Human Condition

these bands are pretty good

Brutal Truth, Napalm Death, Carcass, Eibon(sludgy french guys), Iron Monkey, Nile, Decapitated, Tangaroa, The Red Chord, The Berzerker, Wintersun, In Flames, At The Gates, Exhumed, NWA, Opeth etc

MoviesFriday 13th, Pet Semetary, T2, Fear and Loathing, Robocop1, 28 days later, Jarhead, Full Metal jacket, Napolean Dynamite, Old School, Fight Club, batman, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, Anchorman.
TelevisionTHUNDERCATS!! Captain Bucky o Hare...haha. Monkey! and Monkeydust. Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost.
HeroesDimebag..RIP.

and jeremy kyle..wanker!!


     Composure Personified's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dundonia
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Sex Merchant
Income:$150,000 to $250,000



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About me:
I edited my profile with COCK SLAP VERSION 18.0935


Im in a few bands around here...click on the pic to go to there myspace and listen

VULSELLUM - Old school death metal and thrash

CLICK FOR VULSELLUM PROFILE

A PARTING SHOT - Erratic metal with hints of grind

CLICK FOR A PARTING SHOT PROFILE

SELF MADE MAN - First band, split up now. Thrash, metal and some melodic stuff.

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Right,

My last myspace account got deleted for no apparent fucking reason and after about 30 mins of sitting here making a new one firefox decides to crash and now i have to start all over a-fucking-gain. ARGH!! FUCK YOU CUNTING SHITE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My Name is Rob, i am a cunt from Dundee in Scotland. Dundee is a bit of a hole, its full of a new species, called Neds. Neds are basically human beings that have regressed to a point where all intelligence is lost and the whole point of life is to drink £2.99 cider with your dole money while beating up/stealing from children/old people and wearing stripes. To be a ned you must also be unable to read/write/speak properly and have a history of sexual abuse in your past...probably from your mums dogs boyfriends sisters mates cousin from fintry....

ANYWAY

I especially enjoy laughing at people who put really comical yet apparently serious stuff in this bit. Its amazingly hilarious. i wonder if people honestly think "ooo, ill put a poem in here, thats really deeeeeep" or when they write things like "i dont care what you think of me...so people saying im emo should fuck off!" hahaha, i mean come on, seriously! On the weekends i find myself going out and doing one or all of the following actions: Drinking, Drinking, Flailing, Drinking, Falling, Drinking, Twirling, Lifting, Spilling, Drinking, Podging, Sleeping. I cannot confirm any of this however...

Who I'd like to meet:
The Founder of the shocker.

The Inventor of the toenail.

The Co-owner of my elbow.

Monkey, from Monkey!

A Talking Liger.

The Real Napoleon.


   


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Divinity

Divinity



Oct 7 2009 11:24 AM

09/10/2009 20:00atFALLING RED UK TOUR SUPPORT FROM KNOCK OUT KAINE AND WITCHBLADE PLUS1TBC
hustlers, dundee, Scotland dd11ps
Cost: £4.00
zombie

zombie



May 5 2009 2:00 PM

mr hoppeeee yipeeeeeeeeee xxxxxxx
Threshold Sicks (Album almost ready!!!)

Threshold Sicks (Album almost ready!!!)



Mar 26 2009 2:25 PM

Okay, if you missed it, we're playing Hustlers this week on Friday (27th march).

T'other bands are the face shredding Battle of the War Machines and groove heavy The Starry Wisdom Cult.

Unfortunately Mafafi had to pull out, and we don't know yet who the replacement is....
Anyway, this is an over 14's so bring ID if you've got it.

Doors are at 8pm and the entry is £4
Hope to see you there!

Big Paul - Threshold Sicks
Daveoftheband

Dave Gourlay



Mar 23 2009 4:54 PM

hello beautiful!

al comes back next month eh? band eh?

x
Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)

Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)



Feb 23 2009 12:01 AM

Yo! Updated flier in our fliers album but photobucket is being a dick and still sending out the old one! Knoblaunchers!!
Kate
Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)

Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)



Feb 21 2009 3:15 PM

Photobucket
Pottah!

Chris Potter



Feb 10 2009 5:08 PM

Haha aww whit!? Seriously couldn't have lasted that long, was near dead by 8. I seem to recall the retail park chat, I just mind Dave getting total pissed off cause I kept talking over him.
Pottah!

Chris Potter



Feb 10 2009 4:47 PM

Awww dude, barely.
That shit is ridic, how can it be legal?!
alastair

alastair barbour



Dec 8 2008 7:25 PM



So we're going to France for a wee while and so we thought it would be a good excuse to hold a party. Like we need excuses anyway.

THURSDAY 11TH DECEMBER @ THE FOREST HILLS AUCHTERMUCHTY.

7:30 until Late

Also any DJ's who'd be up for a session get in touch, we wont be able to pay you unfortunately. Sorry.

So let us know if you can make it, would be good to see you all!!
Chrispy Cakes

Christy Yates



Oct 15 2008 2:28 AM

Hey how did sunday In aberdeen go????
Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)

Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)



Sep 12 2008 2:11 PM

Photobucket
Daveoftheband

Dave Gourlay



Aug 13 2008 8:20 PM

rob!

drinks on saturday? at your or mine? get al and that. they MUST come!

gimme a text to confirm saying wher and at what time and we'll get the giro-cider-tron well on the go!
Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)

Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)



Aug 11 2008 4:11 AM

Knoblauncher.
Photobucket
SpexsOffender!

Louise McCarthy



Jul 30 2008 4:34 PM

hey you hows things me and dave having an engagement party at mine on friday Come if you can bring ross and that it will be a drunken nighty lol

give me or dave a text or phone if you can that would be ace.


xx
Roz

Roz



Jul 28 2008 5:06 PM

aww that sucks!
yeah that'll make up for it,
have fun in the dam!
Roz

Roz



Jul 24 2008 4:40 PM

myspace tells me it's yer birthday so
happy birthday ya big cock!
hope you have a good ane!
Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)

Vulsellum (Vokill-ist needed)



Jul 19 2008 12:04 AM

Deposit.
Photobucket
Daveoftheband

Dave Gourlay



Jun 4 2008 2:46 PM

rob!

book a practice cause we need to pay back patrick stewart! it's either that or he gets to fist us.

will you be out on saturday? me an louise will be so maybe we could start off at mine then head out?

geez a text or a quick phone man!

xx
Scotty Wartooth

Scotty Wartooth



May 25 2008 11:39 PM

haha yeah you did look pretty baked man. I;ve been doing feck all really apart from shitty college. Only got a week to go and it's all over!! pretty much that and just got a gig ready set together with me band so been looking for gigs.
What about yourself?
Paperclip PUSS

Paperclip PUSS



May 24 2008 2:16 PM

Perty at mine and jazz's next Saturday.
Come, fannychops :)
Scotty Wartooth

Scotty Wartooth



May 23 2008 12:23 PM

cheers for accepting! x
Daveoftheband

Dave Gourlay



May 18 2008 4:07 AM

man i can practice any day between wednesday and friday!

let's dae it! and after practice let's get pished. i'll be online til monday afternoon so let izz kehn.
Daveoftheband

Dave Gourlay



May 18 2008 12:55 AM

hey man, what happened with aryl (spelling...who knows?) anyways, whens the next shindig?

and when can we hing ott an that?

did you know that a badger is after me?

x
Roz

Roz



May 16 2008 2:33 PM

Cool

Party at Rob's! lol

Might catch ya oot n aboot in scum sometime!
Roz

Roz



May 12 2008 11:23 PM

I was out in scum on thursday and you missed it haha

hows it goin anyway?
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