Composure Personified
"MYSPACE IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHITE"

Male
21 years old
Dundee,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/17/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/girohooker  

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    Composure Personified's Interests
GeneralPlaying guitar, various aspects of sex, listening to music, channel 4 between 0100-0500. Street Fighter 2 Champions Editon, Absinthe. Waking up with £37 in change. Thinking "what the fuck happened last night?!?" Waking up in strange places.
Musicat the moment im listening to these albums:

Brutal Truth - Sounds Of The Animal Kingdom

Vulsellum - Face EP

Nile - Ithyphallic

Eibon - Split EP

Man Must Die - The Human Condition

these bands are pretty good

Brutal Truth, Napalm Death, Carcass, Eibon(sludgy french guys), Iron Monkey, Nile, Decapitated, Tangaroa, The Red Chord, The Berzerker, Wintersun, In Flames, At The Gates, Exhumed, NWA, Opeth etc

MoviesFriday 13th, Pet Semetary, T2, Fear and Loathing, Robocop1, 28 days later, Jarhead, Full Metal jacket, Napolean Dynamite, Old School, Fight Club, batman, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Scarface, Anchorman.
TelevisionTHUNDERCATS!! Captain Bucky o Hare...haha. Monkey! and Monkeydust. Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost.
HeroesDimebag..RIP.

and jeremy kyle..wanker!!


     Composure Personified's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dundonia
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Sex Merchant
Income:$150,000 to $250,000



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About me:
I edited my profile with COCK SLAP VERSION 18.0935

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Im in a few bands around here...click on the pic to go to there myspace and listen

VULSELLUM - Old school death metal and thrash

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A PARTING SHOT - Erratic metal with hints of grind

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SELF MADE MAN - First band, split up now. Thrash, metal and some melodic stuff.

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Right,

My last myspace account got deleted for no apparent fucking reason and after about 30 mins of sitting here making a new one firefox decides to crash and now i have to start all over a-fucking-gain. ARGH!! FUCK YOU CUNTING SHITE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My Name is Rob, i am a cunt from Dundee in Scotland. Dundee is a bit of a hole, its full of a new species, called Neds. Neds are basically human beings that have regressed to a point where all intelligence is lost and the whole point of life is to drink £2.99 cider with your dole money while beating up/stealing from children/old people and wearing stripes. To be a ned you must also be unable to read/write/speak properly and have a history of sexual abuse in your past...probably from your mums dogs boyfriends sisters mates cousin from fintry....

ANYWAY

I especially enjoy laughing at people who put really comical yet apparently serious stuff in this bit. Its amazingly hilarious. i wonder if people honestly think "ooo, ill put a poem in here, thats really deeeeeep" or when they write things like "i dont care what you think of me...so people saying im emo should fuck off!" hahaha, i mean come on, seriously! On the weekends i find myself going out and doing one or all of the following actions: Drinking, Drinking, Flailing, Drinking, Falling, Drinking, Twirling, Lifting, Spilling, Drinking, Podging, Sleeping. I cannot confirm any of this however...

Who I'd like to meet:
The Founder of the shocker.

The Inventor of the toenail.

The Co-owner of my elbow.

Monkey, from Monkey!

A Talking Liger.

The Real Napoleon.


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Daveoftheband





Jun 4 2008 7:46 AM

rob!

book a practice cause we need to pay back patrick stewart! it's either that or he gets to fist us.

will you be out on saturday? me an louise will be so maybe we could start off at mine then head out?

geez a text or a quick phone man!

xx
Scotty Wartooth





May 25 2008 4:39 PM

haha yeah you did look pretty baked man. I;ve been doing feck all really apart from shitty college. Only got a week to go and it's all over!! pretty much that and just got a gig ready set together with me band so been looking for gigs.
What about yourself?
Scissor me timberzz





May 24 2008 7:16 AM

Perty at mine and jazz's next Saturday.
Come, fannychops :)
Scotty Wartooth





May 23 2008 5:23 AM

cheers for accepting! x
Daveoftheband





May 17 2008 9:07 PM

man i can practice any day between wednesday and friday!

let's dae it! and after practice let's get pished. i'll be online til monday afternoon so let izz kehn.
Daveoftheband





May 17 2008 5:55 PM

hey man, what happened with aryl (spelling...who knows?) anyways, whens the next shindig?

and when can we hing ott an that?

did you know that a badger is after me?

x
Ros





May 16 2008 7:33 AM

Cool

Party at Rob's! lol

Might catch ya oot n aboot in scum sometime!
Ros





May 12 2008 4:23 PM

I was out in scum on thursday and you missed it haha

hows it goin anyway?
Vulsellum *Face EP out now*


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May 4 2008 7:57 PM

GREAT SUCCESS I fixed the html and all the wee words show now just like 10 years ago! Page looks awesome Rob, great job!!
Scissor me timberzz





May 4 2008 10:50 AM

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GET TAE!!


Broken Oath
Female fronted brutal hardcore! Get yer mosh on!
MySpace. com/Brokenoath

Inches from the Mainland
Dynamic and eclectic noise mongers hailing from Dundee!
MySpace. com/Inchesfromthemainland

Sunset Squad
Fast, melodic Dundonian hardcore!
MySpace. com/Sunsetsquadband

Black Channels
Ex Allergo. Intense screamo!
MySpace. com/Blackchannelsboat
Scissor me timberzz





Apr 21 2008 1:59 PM

Sup fannychops.
You coming tae this gig on Friday at ze westie?
Dae it!
Louise





Apr 12 2008 12:38 AM

Oi you where you been hiding? Not seen you crawling the streets of fintry.

Scissor me timberzz





Mar 13 2008 4:28 PM

Cool.
I tried not to be a spazz and gave you more notice this time, instead of a few hours, ha.
Scissor me timberzz





Mar 12 2008 3:41 PM

Argh!
Fucking forgot to reply, again.
My bad.
Aye wasn't even pished but was puking up ma guts back at Darren's. And it was purple for some reason!
Fucking horrible I tell ye!
You oot at the union this saturday?
x
SEROTONIN





Feb 29 2008 7:24 PM

wooooord, see you got the message about al's birthday next week too. brings back memories of his pirate party....i wonder if this will happen....

"tunak tunak
tunak tunak
tunak tunak
tunak tunak
doo dah dah dah"

tunak tunak <br />tunak tunak<br />tunak tunak<br />tunak tunak<br />doo dah dah dah
alastair





Feb 29 2008 12:43 PM

You comin out next friday tis me birthday, kenn! prob get fooked and go to oooooooooot you game?
Scissor me timberzz





Feb 26 2008 3:10 PM

Awrite cockpuss :]
How was yer weekend hen?
Guess what? I got ma cuntin drink spiked in the balcony of all places!
Was gonnae come tae cage but felt like utter shite on saturday.....
Goin away to Sweden/denmark on Monday for a week but when I get back we need to get some drinkin malarky planned, aye.
Been too long man.
Daveoftheband





Feb 16 2008 12:42 PM

here!

what's happening with the band?

practice soon? get drunk soon?

miss you pumpkin pus!

x
I Are Machine





Jan 29 2008 8:19 AM

it wouldn't let me send you the tunes, so ive just put them all up for downloading
take caresss
Alternative Nation Clubs





Jan 27 2008 8:40 AM

Cheers for joining our MySpace. All the info about the club is on our page, any questions just mail us. Hope to see you at the club some time soon.

NO playlists. NO limits.
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 22 2008 11:07 AM

Ken there's nae point in asking but I'll dae it anyways. You wanna come oot in Perth for ma 21st on Friday night? Its gonna be a braw laugh :]
Peace Punk





Jan 21 2008 8:14 AM

scrote smell coming from you big guy!

dirty, dirty man!
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 20 2008 7:26 AM

you oversized flange.
Peace Punk





Jan 19 2008 4:37 PM

ha ha, yeah i know...

fucking sexy likes!!

Got a cam for xmas, and thought i may aswell look like a manbag!
Peace Punk





Jan 19 2008 4:33 PM

Edit your friends haha

the noooo!

:)
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 12 2008 11:07 AM

Okay i'll let you off but just this once mind.
Will you be at the gig at balcony the morn?
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 12 2008 10:57 AM

yer a fucking flange mate!
On yer bike.
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 12 2008 9:43 AM

I'll add to le giro funds :]
Maybe just balcony then eh?
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 12 2008 9:12 AM

dinny be a baby, come oot ya cunt!
You can give me and darren le shocker at the same time :]
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 11 2008 10:05 AM

Eh?
You've got to grace us with your presence at least for a few hours the morn. Its saturday man!
Well think you should.
Gimme a bell anyway if so. The maws about to come back so i've gotta get off this thing. I'm banned, haha!
Later ye fucking jew.
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 10 2008 12:44 PM

That I do. Can't deny it man.
Scissor me timberzz





Jan 10 2008 12:32 PM

you smell quite dirty.
Vulsellum *Face EP out now*


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Jan 6 2008 6:32 PM

Rob put the new poster up el giron!!
Daveoftheband





Jan 4 2008 3:58 PM

sweweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

i'll see you there pickle pants

waht's the scoop with the new guitarist?
Daveoftheband





Jan 4 2008 2:05 PM

yes mr rob tues is very feesable

say 7:30 sharp?
Daveoftheband





Jan 4 2008 1:26 PM

i canny come oot the morra chief cause i'm skint as fuck

pished during the week tho? at mine?
Ros





Jan 4 2008 10:10 AM

haha wow never imagined you as a gettin pissed type of guy haha

nah I'm gonna be in edinburgh the morrow night. Sarah's gonna be out again though, she can get her iron fist out and you can give her the sho