I write, act and tell jokes & stories on stage. More on me at giuliarozzi.com
And I co-host and produce this
Website
giuliarozzi.com
Influences
Margaret Cho, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Lucille Ball,Benny Hill, Eddie Murphy,Eve Ensler, Bill Cosby, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Judd Apatow, Ricky Gervais ,Jill Soloway, John Ritter, Seth MacFarlane, Christopher Guest, Catherine O’ Hara, Jim Gaffigan, Dave Sedaris, Bea Arthur
Talking, Laughing, Loving, Asking questions, Dancing, Writing, Making out, Eating pizza, Sociology, Bargain shopping, Kundalini Yoga, Traveling, Learning new words, Walks over NY bridges, Getting stoned and watching Intervention, Trying to save the world, Movies, Reading way too deeply into everything that people say to me, Wearing hats, Good coffee, Taking photos, Obsessing, Pilates, Boxing, Eavesdropping, Narcissism, Sunday afternoons, TV, Crying when things don't go my way, Glam rock, Saying please and thank you, Innapropiate conversations, Sitting on my sofa and eating Pad Thai, Eye-brow shaping, Bragging about my awesome family and friends, Using the word awesome alot, Tanning, Yelling at people who are mean, Hula-Hooping, Drinking wine, Drinking dirty vodka martinis, Drinking for free
Music
Poison will always be my favorite band ever.
Movies
Kate's Secret (only scenes where Meredith Baxter Berney is making herself throw up)
Television
Who's The Boss (only scenes where Tony acts wicked Italian)
Books
Books are more interesting to read than a MySpace profile.
Heroes
People who follow thier dreams with confidence and compassion.
And my niece who, at two years old, is one of the smartest people I know...
the next heart of darkness is this saturday at KARMA 8pm (1st av btwn 3rd and 4th sts).
Special Guest ban MY WIFE.
super bad ass host Rob Cantrell and his magick machine from Altair!!!
with Mike O'rourke (he just rolled a full 12 inch blunt a week ago and is still smoking it) Roger Hailes who is wwwaaaaaay past due on the HOD and is now a writer for VH1's best week ever so he's got a job to prove he's a funny bastard, Giulia Rozzi and Chesley Calloway are breaking their HOD cherry so make sure you bring plenty of towels plus me greg barris talking to you about what you need as far as food starage and weapons for the oncoming revolution/prison camp system.
