crystal
crystal Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

Female
30 years old
MISSOURI
United States



Last Login: 11/14/2009
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    crystal's Interests
GeneralBeing a victim of grand theft auto. Pushing people who spit on me. Going strong in my third year as a "professional bridesmaid."
MusicFranz Ferdinand's new album is out! Yay me and this big ray of sunshine!
MoviesThe Big Lebowski...Sean of the Dead...Chungking Express...Bend it like Beckham...Clue...The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert...Muriel's Wedding...Love Me if You Dare...Dead Alive...Army of Darkness...The Weight of Water...Labyrinth...Dark Crystal...Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai
TelevisionThe Office and Extras (all hail the kings of comedy)...The Sopranos (was it just me or was anyone else totally embarrassed for loving the Journey tribute in the final episode? I mean, its Journey for fuck's sake. I'm thoroughly ashamed.)...My Life on the D List...Absolutely Fabulous...Best Week Ever...Family Guy...Little Britain...Project Runway ...What Not to Wear...Paula's Home Cooking...
BooksBooks are for losers who don't own a television.
HeroesRick Steves. Bruce Campbell. Dave Attell...he touched my shoulder once because he is in love with me.

     crystal's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate



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   crystal's Blurbs
About me:
Next goal: living in a country with siestas.
Who I'd like to meet:
Guy Pierce. But only if he's dressed up in a giant feathered dress ala Felicia Jollygoodfellow from the Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert.

   


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smurfette in drag

JD Hamil



Nov 6 2009 6:11 AM

WHAT????
smurfette in drag

JD Hamil



Nov 13 2008 4:36 PM

hey love...happy friggin birthday...how you doin'?...
smurfette in drag

JD Hamil



Nov 14 2007 5:58 AM

happy birthday sweetheart...mmmwahhh...
Ashley

Ashley



Nov 7 2007 4:40 AM

lol, you are hilarious. what have you been up too?
Ashley

Ashley



Jul 23 2007 6:40 PM

lol, you got it! what are you doing saturday evening?
Mrs. B. Magnolia

Mrs. B. Magnolia



Jul 17 2007 6:31 PM

I bought it and love it. Big fan of song #5
The Dude

Jeff Lebowski



Jun 24 2007 11:13 PM

Thanks for the request, man. I dig your style.

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Gina

Gina



Apr 9 2007 1:51 AM

mexicans and asians. it really is true that asians are the worst drivers. mexicans are the most annoying for not knowing any english.
Gina

Gina



Feb 22 2007 4:38 PM

Mike Devlin sez: I prefer hot, delicious, Cecil Whittaker's St. Louis style pizza over Imo's. This is because I like to think of Cecil as an eleven year old boy.
Patrick

Patrick



Feb 17 2007 1:27 AM

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Patrick



Feb 14 2007 1:05 AM



Amanda

Amanda



Feb 6 2007 11:29 PM

I'm just reading through some of your posts and feeling really nostalgic for the time when jodi was really lame and un-funny. jodi- you are such a disapointment to me.
Ashley

Ashley



Jan 5 2007 6:00 PM

I'm not a Grinch anymore! My Christmas was great! How was yours? And yes we do need to get together soon!
Patrick

Patrick



Dec 31 2006 6:40 AM

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Happy New Year Crystal :)
Patrick

Patrick



Dec 25 2006 2:08 AM

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Merry Christmas Crystal!
Patrick

Patrick



Dec 6 2006 6:10 AM

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Ashley

Ashley



Dec 4 2006 4:43 AM

Ah yes it did! That's good. We didn't do much on mine. My mom grilled burgers and brats cause it was warm out on Sunday and that's about it! But it was still good!
Ashley

Ashley



Dec 3 2006 5:48 PM

It's okay I forgive you! I did have a good bday, how was yours?
Ashley

Ashley



Aug 17 2006 1:54 AM

hey not much has been going on here, just working. school starts monday. my bf just got a contract accepted on a house tonight. so that's about the only exciting thing right now. other than that nothing much. how about you?
smurfette in drag

JD Hamil



Jul 31 2006 5:31 AM

hey you...
RADAR

RADAR



Jul 11 2006 10:29 PM

Hi!!
Ashley

Ashley



Jun 20 2006 5:46 PM

Well we all know you care more about the stories at work than anything else!

My summer is going good, I am unfortunately still at the popcorn store but i'm only making 50 cents less than i did at signature but i'm working a lot more hours, so it evens out, i am looking for another job though, i'm just too picky with where i want to work.

how's your summer going?
Ashley

Ashley



Jun 17 2006 4:53 PM

It's Albert Pujols, duh! Come on Crystal, didn't I teach you anything about the Cardinals while we worked together???? lol. Anyways, I'm doing good, how are you?
Gina

Gina



Mar 29 2006 4:57 PM

I really am enjoying your profile. I think that I've really learned a lot about who you are and what you are about after reading it.

Shit, I never knew you were a Saggitarius.....

Also, if you are really nice and lucky, I will let you run your fingers through my chest hair.

I know, I know...I really am too nice....
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