Jennifer Stanley

About me:

Why are people hungry?
Because you crush them with your taxes:
That is why they have nothing.


Why are the people angry?
Because you endlessly impose your laws:
That is why they can't take anymore.


And why aren't they scared of death?
Because you are voracious and you want everything.
So what have they got left to lose?


Those who only have a little
really know how to value life.


-Tao Te Ching





My 2 little boys, Colling and Ashton are my WORLD! Without them, I'd either be dead or in a looney bin. ;) Haha. Jokes! But, in all seriousness, my kiddos are everything to me and more. My antidepressants are my boys!

We have a 7.5 year old named Collin and he rocks. Our cute little video game addict! If only he'd fold his clothes and put them up as well as he played the video games he plays! Haha, all jokes aside.. He's an amazing child. Very smart, too smart for his own good really. Too many gf's to be a 3rd grader, that's for DAMN sure. Grrr! Mommy should be the only girl right now, right? He's too cute too be mad at!! I also have a beautiful, amazing, smart sweetpea named Ashton who was born on March 9th. He turned 2 on March 9th, and I'm absolutely amazed by him each and every day. He does so many cute things, he blows my mind. He's smarter than your usual baby, for sure. Kids are what rules the world, seriously.. and I'm so lucky to have 2 healthy, amazing, beautiful ones. I love love love love reading. I love music! Who doesn't? I love watching movies. I like sleeping! Okay, just kidding. I LOVE sleeping, when I get the chance! I want to live close to a beach one day, preferrably Lake Tahoe! I cherish my friends. Most of em fell off the face of the earth though, after I had Ashton and couldn't go out. Shows who your true "peeps" are, eh? My lucky number is 36. I absolutely adore comedy! Laughing is the best thing is the whole world imo. I love Mitch Hedburg and I'm quite sad that I'll never get the chance to see him live. I've met a few other comedians. Billy D. Washington, Christopher "Kid" Reid (remember Kid 'n' Play? Haha!) Met/hung out with him and his wife when I worked at the Funny Bone Comedy Club on Beale St. during it's 5-6 month stint before it shut down. Him and his wife were so fun to chill with and show around downtown! I'm into collecting tin canisters. I have about 50 so far. Fun stuff. I'm addicted to watching E! (Especially "The Soup" & "Chelsea Lately" and yes.. I can't help but watch all the gossip shows and I sometimes watch..well, always watch..*hides*..The...HILLS! EEEK! I LOVE Paula Deen.. She rubbed my belly when I was about 4 mos. pregnant, haha. I also love watching Jon & Kate + 8, I admire her parenting skills, and her patience! THIS WAS TYPED BEFORE ALL THE DRAMA THEY HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH. I'M PRAYING FOR THEM BOTH. TLC is fucked up for even letting the show go on. Give them some time off for God's sake, there's still love there in their family, if they can make it through having/raising 8 kids, then let them TRY to work it out. Reality TV is evil and is like a trainwreck, you can't help but watch. I love theatre. I love painting, even though I'm not all that grand at doing it, and haven't in a while. Haven't been able to afford paint/supplies/etc lately. Come on Obama.. Where's all your promises you made before becoming elected? I voted for ya.. but not much has changed, except the gas prices, they've went up a little.

Pray for me!
I had a check up.
I tested positive for sexy.
I'm allergic to haters.
My blood type is baller,
and the doctor told me that
This is why I'm hot! =P
(I'm really a geek, though!)

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