"HERE ARE ALL MY DISCLAIMERS,PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU ASK!!
1)I try not to take myself too seriously,if you do,then keep moving, no need to add me, only peeps who can appreciate my dork like humor need apply.
2)"Satanist", I only add people who are associated with the CoS. And please don't try and fake it, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Just because you buy a copy of The Satanic Bible at Barnes and Noble, wear all black, listen to M. Manson and have 666 in your user name doesn't make you look any better to me.AND if you are hostile to The CoS, or call yourself a "Luciferian" or are a "Pseudo-Satanist", don't email me or try and explain why the members of the CoS are stuck up assholes. We are just better than you, stop being a jealous assfuck and move on.
3)Bands...listen, I am a music whore! Not a groupie, a chick who loves some bad ass music. As you can see, most of what I like is from the 80's glam/sleaze era. I was basically dumped in 1988 on the Sunset Strip and refuse to leave. Back to the point, don't add me because ya see the big ass pentagram and assume I must like death/goth/doom metal, because I don't. Look at my profile first.I do not take bands request, if I want you, I will seek you out.
4)Guys, if you request me and I see that most of your people on your friends list are half nekkid chicks with all their goodies hanging out,go away!!! I will send you a bitchy ass email.
5)PLEASE use proper grammar and spelling when writing to me. Stupidity will get you deleted faster than a dead beat dad running from the attorney general!
6)If I feel you are stalking me, you get deleted! One email is plenty! If I dont answer you right away, please DO NOT send me 5 emails! I get a TON of emails a day,5 of the same emails will only piss me off more!
7)Please offer a bottle of Patron to the Goddess of The Peachy when asked.
Music
Meeting Phil Lewis for the first time last year is an experience I will NEVER forget. He even let me carry his guitar backstage and I "tried" to put it in his case. *sigh* I'll never forget it! And may I add he smelled SO good!
Phil, I'm gonna need you NOT to be some fucking hot! K? Thanks~Peachy
JUST SOME FANS OF MINE
SCOTTY GRIFFIN FROM LA GUNS
SCOTTY AND THE RAINBOW GIRL HERSELF, MISS PATTI!
PATTI AND DEE DEE KEEL SHOWING LOVE AT THE RAINBOW
THERE IS ONLY ONE LA GUNS!
PHIL,STEVE,SCOTTY AND STACEY! SUCK MY ASS TRACII GUNS!
GYPSY PISTOLEROS - Un Hombre Sin Rostro, Pistolero
Movies
Dangerous Liasons,Hairspray,Faster Pussycat Kill Kill,Spinal Tap,Some like it hot,Arsenic and old lace,The ORIGINAL Dracula,Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,Pulp Fiction,Napoleon Dynamite (Sweet) all Bela Lugosi movies,The Omen,Breakfast at Tiffany's,Ed Wood, O brother where art thou,Rocky Horror,The Blues Brothers, anything Bette Davis and ANYTHING staring John Malkovich!!
Television
The Office, Seinfeld,Despereate Housewives, Its always sunny in Philadelphia,ALL VH-1 reality shows,Family Guy, The Simpsons, House, all those judge type shows. reruns of lets make a deal,ABFAB.My name is earl,Metal Mania
Books
The joy of sex, The Satanic Witch, The Satanic Bible,The Satanic Rituals, many wonderful writings from fellow members of the CoS, The Satanic Scriptures, The very hungry caterpillar,The Holy Bible,Anne Rice, and cheesy romantic vampire novels,Poppy Z Brite,Gothic Victorian Lit
Heroes
The person who invented the tampon
MY 2 IDOLS...DOLLY PARTON AND MAE WEST
AGNES MOOREHEAD...ME IN 40 YEARS
ME AND MY DAUGHTER LAMIA
MY VERY BEST FRIEND AND PARTNER IN CRIME
WICKED
MY SWEETHEART SAMANTHA
PURE SATANIC EVIL HS!
LEE PISTOLERO...I LOVE THIS MAN!
PHIL,WICKED AND ME...
YES, I AM ON THE PHONE WITH BOTH OF THEM
MY PEEPS!
ME AND MY LOVER..MY GIRLFRIEND..KERI
I LOVE YOU BABY..
STEVE SUMMERS AND MY SWEET SHANDI!
WITH THE AMAZING ALEXX IN THE BACKGROUND! LOVE ALL OF YOU!
LEE PISTOLERO...I GOT TO TOUCH THE PISTOLS....
MR. NASTY PISTOLERO....
AND NASTY WITH MY MAIN SQUEEZE,MR BUNNY!
I AM ALSO BOBBY LEMONADE'S CULT LEADER
DRINK UP KIDDIES, IT ONLY HURTS FOR A SECOND
ME AT AGE 13 IN MOTLEY CRUE'S HOME SWEET HOME VIDEO
I WORE A BLUE TIGER PRINT SHIRT...SO 80'S
PROUD MEMBER OF THE NRA!
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME SOME BLONDE TAIME!
AWW AND JACK WHITE...
THANKS FOR DROPPING BY THE PEACHY PIT!
YA'LL COME BACK NOW YA HEAR?
About me:
Hum, what can be said about me? I'm a single mother, I enjoy fishing, hiking and biking....no not really but it sounds good doesn't it? I am in the medical field and a lacto-veggie head. I'm a member of The Church of Satan,in fact some have gone as far as to call me a "Perky Satanist" (whatever that freak-n means), but please don't be fooled by the humor and glam, behind all the glitter lies a VERY EVIL PSYCHOTIC BITCH!! You've been warned, so don't act like you didn't know. And with that being said, I am also not one of these people who claim to be a Satanist because it sounds cool, gothic and spooky, I became a Satanist for the simple fact that I believe in its philosophy of living life for the here and now. Living life to its fullest without regrets. I encourage you to open your minds to what Anton LaVey wrote,know that you are your own God, not simply a vessel walking the earth trying to live life how this so called God wants you to, to only end up in dirt wishing you would had laid that whore or drank that last drop of tequila. I invite you to visit The Church of Satan online to find out why I and many others support the art of "sin". Now lets move on shall we? I LOVE music! Anything from the era of 80's Glam Metal. I also enjoy gothic-dance rock (My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult). And my secret guilty pleasure is hip hop rap. Shhhh..don't tell anyone,but I wouldn't kick Lil' Jon out of my bed for eating crackers.In fact, at this point in my life, there isn't too many people I would kick out of my bed for eating crackers. Now cheese, yes, I draw the line at cheese in bed. Tends to get mushy and hides in places only soap should see...
There is just too many different sides of me, which is the mystery to who I am. Plus, I can't tell you all about me, it is up to you to find out yourself...... "Blessed are the strong, for they shall possess the earth-cursed are the weak, for they shall inherit the yoke!"
Who I'd like to meet: The other 14 people in my head. It's like a orgy up there!
