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MartinP (The Glandscape Hardeners)
Comedy / Idol / Healing & EasyListening

		"Ban this outrageous filth!" Bristol, United Kingdom Profile Views: 6181 Last Login: 7/18/2008
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MartinP (The Glandscape Hardeners): General Info

Member Since	4/7/2006
Band Website	infobomb.org/
Band Members	Martin Poulter plus various occasional collaborators
Influences	The Church of the SubGenius, Bill Bailey, Aphex Twin, Danni Minogue, Richard Cheese, The Prodigy, The House of Commons Ecclesiastical Affairs Committee
Sounds Like	a different genre or artist for each track.
Type of Label	None

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About MartinP (The Glandscape Hardeners)

Nobody listened to my four-hour atonal rock opera "Your sexual interest in other men is like a blade against my wrist, you harlot", nor my sincere whine-core ballad "Mummy wasn't there for me", so here, in an attempt to win you over, are some comedy songs.

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Sheyla	Jul 7 2008 8:06 AM hello your response has added a little happiness to this days. I really though you werent able to understand me on account of my bad grammar,but ok I havent still returmed to your web,but I must say again I loved it. and that people from all the world has paste/copied your celibacy section on Glandscape H(still love that name),maybe becasue there's so little written on that from a modern and reasonable view(non religious or conservative,or on the other side,making bad jokes). your humor still seem very peculiar,its a clever one,but not haughty thats very ok. its was so long ago I readed all that (no less than 6 years) and i've changed quite,but still interested on the subjects you speak of. If a little less on the nonsex stuff (dont know how to entitle it,its just celibacy sounds badly),a little,or a lot more on laicism,or lets say against any Church or cult (xcept Bob of course) well youre cool (horrible word,I know),and that em.. I have a question: what music you like? really you use much "styles" for fun, but something you like? (I guess country not) sorry for writing too much byee and thanks
Sachal	Jun 27 2008 7:13 PM i like that picture of you! Congrats on your gig!
Elly	Jun 27 2008 8:45 AM and your friendship in myspace. Elly
maggie council	Apr 8 2008 5:28 AM Wow! While I've been a fan of your for years, I had no idea you had such musical...abilities!
Anonymous	Apr 7 2008 3:43 PM boo!! Hey Martin:P were all getting hyped up here for saturday , supposed to be raining again lol . Hope things are well with your good self and life is treating you kindly . huge hugs and love from Eirefags , Kitty Sixx Harem raptorxenu anondub Sean Bandanna ,Maitreyu Desu ,nic ,Biggins 476 alkali credulus,Johnchovie,and the loligoth( whereever she may be) Operation Reconnect: Please join us in protests worldwide against the evil cult of $cientology. 12th April @11am outside Co$ buildings across the globe , the Dublin protest will take place in Middle Abbey st, D1. The focus of this protest is the Scientology policy of "Disconnection" where families and friends who criticize Co$ are cut off from contacting the cult member forever. We are Anonymous We are Legion We do not Forgive We do not Forget.
CrashedInventors	Apr 5 2008 9:01 AM Hi Martin, Cheers for the add dude, looking forward to the end of April - can't believe it's come around so quickly :-) Take it easy
Sheyla	Mar 5 2008 7:52 AM hello,well I think my comment was so uninteligible and absurd but I just wanted to write something becuse if not I don't write ever more to new adds,I dont have much time,and I couldnt let the opportunity to post something to Martin Poulter,nothing less.. sorry sounds strange but your page was important,your humor and the way you think i dont know..it's rare. and that exist something called National Secular Society,you dont know how I miss somethng like that here..well,forget it, i would like this computer was not so crap so I could see the videos (and my english muuch better to understand them but it'll improve someday i hope,when i go there,to UK I mean). well that's all,byee.
fishing for the moon	Mar 5 2008 7:24 AM thanks for your comment. I like that Ninja Tune stuff.
Sheyla	Mar 3 2008 4:24 AM many thanks fot the add,I'm a fan of yours since you had inthe page that of celib etc.. all the page was so great,the Weird,the ads, the phrases, I "progressed to the next level" and discovered that strange cult of Bob and that,but it's so many funny,eh.. (oh I wish I had better English)cool things and smart all together ,even though you never put new "comic" things since 2000 or so (i discovered the page in 2002,and contents seemt much earlier)and I missed it, but my English was too bad to read your serious,or as you prefer to call it,though I tried. waht I like most is that there is no fashionable things, its simply what you've liked or done ever,thats wht it seems. i dont like tendencies who are ironic or speak on pop subjects (you dont) just beacuse now theres youtube and everybody has to be funny and know the latest freaky (word I abhorr) thing. a big kiss you are the best
fishing for the moon	Feb 12 2008 7:07 AM thanks for the add. I like your crazy music.
Julie Tippex	Dec 4 2007 6:15 AM
The London Steve Reich Ensemble	Nov 9 2007 1:03 PM Dear Musician Friend, We are extremely pleased to announce the release of our Debut-Album, and newest Steve Reich album on the market, available worldwide now! Please feel free to have a Listen Online Wishing you a ravishing career and music that enriches the mind and soul. Respect and a bow, The LSRE Vincent C. & Kevin G.
Birmingham Bertie	Nov 5 2007 1:22 AM Hey Martin! You sound a crazy as me! Great stuff, and thanks for the add! ps If you feel like having fun, take a look at my video on www.youtube.com/birminghambertie I think it's right up your street! Cheers! Bertie.
nancy	Oct 24 2007 2:43 PM Re: work material on porn websites. I feel that I must alert you to something very disturbing. I had paused this video on 2:17 to admire your fine manhood in all its boxer-clad glory, when my viewing pleasure was destroyed by ...yes, what is clearly Work Related Materials displayed in the background! This included meeting dates on a whiteboard, memos, and what files. The exposure to this disgusting material has been extremely distressing.
Traces Of Nuts	May 22 2007 5:32 AM Thanks awfully, for becoming a friend of the Nutsters! Now we can blatantly plug to you our free comedy podcast series, which you may like to download on www.tracesofnuts.btpodshow.com Go on - download, plug in, p**s pants! TONXXX
def mama	May 1 2007 5:10 AM Hey Martin, All the Best for a Happy May 1st, and an auspicious one.
Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition	Mar 30 2007 10:25 AM Hi MartinP (The Glandscape Hardeners), We appreciate your support! Please check out our website. Absolute Last Deadline Thursday 4/5! Have a fabulous day!
Gillian	Mar 20 2007 6:25 AM Hope you had fun at the conference - afraid I had to miss it. Shame, really - the social bit is the best bit. Hope all's well in shan-gri-la! x
def mama	Mar 5 2007 5:21 AM Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
Nelly Furtado Sister	Feb 28 2007 7:53 AM MySpace glitter graphics: CoolSpaceTricks.com
def mama	Feb 8 2007 3:31 AM Hey Martin! Greetings from sunny Stromboli. Living in the shadow of a volcano never felt so good! Love Ingrid
The Hell with Hollywood	Jan 23 2007 2:35 PM
fact fans	Dec 23 2006 3:40 AM aww.... cheers Martin!! thanks for coming. Merry Christmas! xffx
Maske Electric String Trio	Dec 15 2006 10:24 PM Hi Martin P,
The London Steve Reich Ensemble	Dec 12 2006 6:36 PM A sincere gratitude for the kind invite. Wishing you a brilliant career and lots of fabulous music. Respect and a bow, The LSRE, London
The Hell with Hollywood	Dec 8 2006 2:37 PM
James Randi	Dec 5 2006 7:49 AM
GAY BIGFOOT	Dec 1 2006 10:54 PM
def mama	Nov 28 2006 4:25 PM Dear Martin, Love your work! The late great & tres triste Ms Jean Seberg
Audio Shelter Recording Studio	Nov 8 2006 7:44 AM Thank you for becoming a friend of Audio Shelter Limited. Please stay in touch, and keep us informed as to your musical developments: we’d love to hear how you’re progressing. Keep a close eye on our page to see locally recorded artists & bands. ANYONE who records with us will have their music featured on our page… It could be you gaining this extra exposure! So… If you have any recording enquiries, or have a gig that you’d like us to see please don’t hesitate to contact us at www.myspace.com/audioshelter We look forward to meeting you, Audio shelter limited - where recordings come to life!
Persephone	Oct 23 2006 1:13 PM I just wanted to stop by and show some support! I hope all is well, and wanted to pass on a little info about a group I really like called SugarDaddy.. formerly Groove Armada. Have a listen if you get a chance! Thanks!
Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson	Oct 20 2006 7:38 AM I've also just listened to "Here comes the fucker's blood" and all the other Big Joan remixes, for my freebie copy just arrived in the post. I'm honoured and proud to earn the Most Lateral Remix Ever title; I have, however, recently realised that it may not be the only Remix That's Longer Than Any Other Release By The Band Being Remixed — have the Greatful Dead ever put out an album that's longer than John Oswald's "Grayfolded"? In answer to your question: the latter. Joe xxx
Rob	Oct 11 2006 12:56 AM A fine fellow and a classic thinker/performer/spokesmodel
The Reverend...	Oct 5 2006 12:35 PM Thanks for the add, now buy my snake oil, knave... The Rev
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly	Sep 26 2006 2:11 PM
Slow	Sep 23 2006 2:14 AM Hey there thanks for the knock :)
He of Bright Joy	Sep 20 2006 3:30 AM BAN THIS FILTH NOW, no really!!!! Yes we do have a lot a common. Your music made me laugh so hard. thanks 4 add Too much is better than not enough
Sherry	Sep 14 2006 9:00 AM Thanks!! MySpace Backgrounds MySpace Backgrounds PreMade MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics MySpace Icons
BBC Radio Bristol Introducing (Bristol Uncovered)	Sep 6 2006 9:45 AM Hey MartinP, Thanks for the add. Liking the tracks, especially Firestarter! Happy Dynamic Living! Richard & Gary
BBC Radio Bristol Introducing (Bristol Uncovered)	Sep 6 2006 9:44 AM Hey MartinP, Thanks for the add. Liking the tracks, especially Firestarter! Happy Dynamic Living! Richard & Gary
Sid	Sep 5 2006 3:18 PM Cheers for the add MartinP. Also for Skeptics in the pub last month. Hope Miles was accomodating [and not in that way naughty boy!].
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