Martin Poulter plus various occasional collaborators
Influences
The Church of the SubGenius, Bill Bailey, Aphex Twin, Danni Minogue, Richard Cheese, The Prodigy, The House of Commons Ecclesiastical Affairs Committee
Nobody listened to my four-hour atonal rock opera "Your sexual interest in other men is like a blade against my wrist, you harlot", nor my sincere whine-core ballad "Mummy wasn't there for me", so here, in an attempt to win you over, are some comedy songs.
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Hi Martin , happy new year from the Dublin sector of the Macarbian empire.hope all's going well for you , were all set for Jan 17th ,i just finished reading The Complex , wow , cried all the way through it:P take care Anonakitty
hello your response has added a little happiness to this days. I really though you werent able to understand me on account of my bad grammar,but ok I havent still returmed to your web,but I must say again I loved it. and that people from all the world has paste/copied your celibacy section on Glandscape H(still love that name),maybe becasue there's so little written on that from a modern and reasonable view(non religious or conservative,or on the other side,making bad jokes). your humor still seem very peculiar,its a clever one,but not haughty thats very ok. its was so long ago I readed all that (no less than 6 years) and i've changed quite,but still interested on the subjects you speak of. If a little less on the nonsex stuff (dont know how to entitle it,its just celibacy sounds badly),a little,or a lot more on laicism,or lets say against any Church or cult (xcept Bob of course) well youre cool (horrible word,I know),and that em.. I have a question: what music you like? really you use much "styles" for fun, but something you like? (I guess country not) sorry for writing too much byee and thanks
boo!! Hey Martin:P were all getting hyped up here for saturday , supposed to be raining again lol .
Hope things are well with your good self and life is treating you kindly . huge hugs and love from Eirefags , Kitty Sixx Harem raptorxenu anondub Sean Bandanna ,Maitreyu Desu ,nic ,Biggins 476 alkali credulus,Johnchovie,and the loligoth( whereever she may be)
Operation Reconnect: Please join us in protests worldwide against the evil cult of $cientology.
12th April @11am outside Co$ buildings across the globe , the Dublin protest will take place in Middle Abbey st, D1.
The focus of this protest is the Scientology policy of "Disconnection" where families and friends who criticize Co$ are cut off from contacting the cult member forever.
We are Anonymous We are Legion We do not Forgive We do not Forget.
hello,well I think my comment was so uninteligible and absurd but I just wanted to write something becuse if not I don't write ever more to new adds,I dont have much time,and I couldnt let the opportunity to post something to Martin Poulter,nothing less.. sorry sounds strange but your page was important,your humor and the way you think i dont know..it's rare. and that exist something called National Secular Society,you dont know how I miss somethng like that here..well,forget it, i would like this computer was not so crap so I could see the videos (and my english muuch better to understand them but it'll improve someday i hope,when i go there,to UK I mean). well that's all,byee.
many thanks fot the add,I'm a fan of yours since you had inthe page that of celib etc.. all the page was so great,the Weird,the ads, the phrases, I "progressed to the next level" and discovered that strange cult of Bob and that,but it's so many funny,eh.. (oh I wish I had better English)cool things and smart all together ,even though you never put new "comic" things since 2000 or so (i discovered the page in 2002,and contents seemt much earlier)and I missed it, but my English was too bad to read your serious,or as you prefer to call it,though I tried. waht I like most is that there is no fashionable things, its simply what you've liked or done ever,thats wht it seems. i dont like tendencies who are ironic or speak on pop subjects (you dont) just beacuse now theres youtube and everybody has to be funny and know the latest freaky (word I abhorr) thing. a big kiss you are the best
We are extremely pleased to announce the release of our Debut-Album, and newest Steve Reich album on the market, available worldwide now! Please feel free to have a Listen Online
Wishing you a ravishing career and music that enriches the mind and soul.
Hey Martin! You sound a crazy as me! Great stuff, and thanks for the add! ps If you feel like having fun, take a look at my video on www.youtube.com/birminghambertie I think it's right up your street! Cheers! Bertie.
Re: work material on porn websites. I feel that I must alert you to something very disturbing. I had paused this video on 2:17 to admire your fine manhood in all its boxer-clad glory, when my viewing pleasure was destroyed by ...yes, what is clearly Work Related Materials displayed in the background! This included meeting dates on a whiteboard, memos, and what files. The exposure to this disgusting material has been extremely distressing.
