I'd be interested to find out how people like John Mongan find the time to be so studied and active...
I read this and cried I was laughing so hard.
April 18, 1994
Mr. John T. Mongan
123 Main Street
Smalltown, California 94123-4567
Dear John:
You've got the grades. You've certainly got the PSAT scores. And now you've got a letter from MIT. Maybe you're surprised. Most students would be.
But you're not most students. And that's exactly why I urge you to consider carefully one of the most selective universities in America.
The level of potential reflected in your performance is a powerful indicator that you might well be an excellent candidate for MIT. It certainly got my attention!
Engineering's not for you? No problem. It may surprise you to learn we offer more than 40 major fields of study, from architecture to brain and cognitive sciences, from economics (perhaps the best program in the country) to writing.
What? Of course, you don't want to be bored. Who does? Life here is tough and demanding, but it's also fun. MIT students are imaginative and creative - inside and outside the classroom.
You're interested in athletics? Great! MIT has more varsity teams--39--than almost any other university, and a tremendous intramural program so everybody can participate.
You think we're too expensive? Don't be too sure. We've got surprises for you there, too.
Why not send the enclosed Information Request to find out more about this unique institution? Why not do it right now?
Sincerely,
Michael C. Benhke
Director of Admissions
P.S. If you'd like a copy of a fun-filled, fact-filled brochure, "Insight," just check the appropriate box on the form.
May 5, 1994
Michael C. Behnke
MIT Director of Admissions
Office of Admissions, Room 3-108
Cambridge MA 02139-4307
Dear Michael:
You've got the reputation. You've certainly got the pomposity. And now you've got a letter from John Mongan. Maybe you're surprised. Most universities would be.
But you're not most universities. And that's exactly why I urge you to carefully consider one of the most selective students in America, so selective that he will choose only one of the thousands of accredited universities in the country.
The level of pomposity and lack of tact reflected in your letter is a powerful indicator that your august institution might well be a possibility for John Mongan's future education. It certainly got my attention!
Don't want Bio-Chem students? No problem. It may surprise you to learn that my interests cover over 400 fields of study, from semantics to limnology, from object-oriented programming (perhaps one of the youngest professionals in the country) to classical piano.
What? Of course you don't want egotistical jerks. Who does? I am self indulgent and over confident, but I'm also amusing. John Mongan is funny and amusing - whether you're laughing with him or at him.
You're interested in athletes? Great! John Mongan has played more sports--47--than almost any other student, including oddball favorites such as Orienteering.
You think I can pay for your school? Don't be too sure. I've got surprises for you there, too.
Why not send a guaranteed admission and full scholarship to increase your chance of being selected by John Mongan? Why not do it right now?
Sincerely,
John Mongan
P.S. If you'd like a copy of a fun-filled, fact-filled brochure, "John Mongan: What a Guy!" just ask.
Music
My tastes are extreeeeemely eclectic. I love everything from country to jazz to rock to ska to ethnic music. The only form of music I've found that I really hate is Yiddish folk songs...... *shiver* don't ask
Movies
Rent
Sound of Music
Phantom of the Opera
The Notebook
Interview with the Vampire
Television
Lost
CSI
Sex and the City
Jericho
Whose Line Is It Anyway (British and American)
Books
"Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace is amazing, I highly recommend it if you have the time to read it (around 1700 pgs)
Of course the classics, Gone With The Wind, Pride and Prejudice, Of Mice and Men, Jane Eyre, etc.
Heroes
Ummm... Santa Clara Vanguards cymbal line?
Beth 's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
La Mirada, CA
Body type:
5' 10"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
High school
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Beth Delayed update, but I'm all moved in now. Still hella busy. Posted 30 minutes ago view more
Well... I'm originally from Southern California. I'm currently residing in Washington after a seven month stay in the beautiful state of Arkansas. I just had my first child this past May.
I don't cry over spilt milk. I eat lizards and small children. I shower every day. Spicy food is great but it's way better after midnight.
I love music and my son, Liam. I firmly believe that cigarettes are revolting. I drink coffee so I can spill it on my shirt from time-to-time and pretend to be a know-it-all because I worked as a barista for too long.
Things that are great:
Being a mother
Hot wings
Beaches, when it's either raining or entirely too cold out.
Snow ball fights in parking lots (even better if you manage to inadvertently set off more than one alarm in the process of using a car as a shield).
"It's a bit odd - how you can buy a lap dance, phone sex or a blowjob in a snap, but can't pay a person a dollar just to sit next to you on a park bench and simply hold your hand?" - Movement of a Hand
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I want to meet people who complain about their weight and hate their jobs and throw cigarettes out the window. Please have some taste in music, art or have sense of humor. Someone who wants to go to rodeos, theater performances, and out just wandering. Skydivers. Baby-sitters. Skydiving baby-sitters. People who can spell or know how to use a dictionary.
I want to meet myspace predators and myspace junkies. I want to meet people who don't mind getting deleted off of my friends list if I don't actually know you and people who laugh at other peoples expense. Someone who is clingy and obnoxious and thinks I'm self-absorbed. Someone who makes me laugh. Enjoys watching me be really silly and extremely compassionate all in the same breath. Someone who enjoys getting stories and lame jokes through text messaging.
Additionally, Im not afraid of randoms saying hello but if you start off the conversation with "what's up sizzle tits" I will not talk to you. Also, if you have no picture I probably wont talk to you either. I like my friends with heads and faces. I am loving and compassionate but I'm not afraid to put people in their place. I love running, especially from mountain lions and cars. I like charades but I've recently noticed that deaf couples win every time. I'm starting to think they cheat!!!
I go in March for my 3 month check up for the ovary. Hopefully it's behaving itself! Currently me is on my way to bed. Working tomorrow then off for Mardi Gras weekend! Couple folks coming into town to celebrate with. So what have you been up to? Want to make a come back to PMOG? *wink* Couple of us are starting a top secret PMOG project. I could use another female along for the ride with me! :D Alright I must sleep. Long, but fun weekend ahead of me!
No don't be addicted to WoW! That's evil! Since you have been missing all of the Pmog fun.. you should at least come and vote for me in the PMOG Elections. :D Ya I actually just had surgery. :( My ovary tried killing itself. boooo. I am almost out of recovery now. Tomorrow is my after surgery checkup.
Best wishes on your move. I'm doing the opposite going from the DC area to Shenandoah VA I'm glad that you all found an apt Have a great week my friend :^)
All sundays I am off. I have free time this sunday, MAYBE friday, do you still have my cell number? if not it's 206-226-3577, I don't always have internet, but I DO always have my phone. Give me a call and let me know what works best for you if any!
