キールステン キト

And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The End.

• My name is Kirsten
• Everyone calls me Keto.
• No, I am not Japanese.
• Japan is fucking amazing. And that’s that.
• Yes, I am a geek. I like to cosplay.
• I am addicted to anime and manga like a drug.
• Video games are bloody wonderful.
• I like macaroni and cheese because it’s sexlicious
• I invented trampoline orgasms, so shush.
• Beware, I glomp at will.
• Harry Potter can ride my broomstick anyday.
• Bugs are gross.
• Kitties are cuddly and should not be eaten.
• I want to be a writer.
• Drugs and smoking are for dumbasses.
• I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
• I play flute and no I have not been to flute camp.
• On the other hand, band camp was amazing.
• If you have a problem with me, write me a complaint and I’ll read it asap.
• After I read it, I’ll tear it in two because I don’t give a damn.
• I like swearing a lot. Fuck, damn, shit.
• Bawls is the drink of the gods.
• I want to ride a camel.
• I have the same birthday as Harry Potter, yes, be jealous. –evil laugh-
• My job involves a barber shop quartet outfit. And no, it’s not stripping.
• I have a fear of sharing my feelings, but get over it.
• I like just about everyone, but sometimes, bitches piss me off.
• Just because Keto rhymes with Cheeto, doesn’t mean you can call me Cheeto.
• Jrock is the sex.
• I consume pepsi by the gallons.
• I like pretty boys.
• Dance whenever the hell you feel like it, who cares who’s watching.
• Lastly, ^___^ Smile because you're beautiful.

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