Jess
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Jess
- London, UK
- Last Login: 12/23/2009
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Interests
General
Books, bands, jousting. Not necessarily in that order.Music
Too many to mention. Music makes my life what is it, without it there wouldn't very much left. The Libertines, Special Needs, Pulp, The Smiths, Manic Street Preachers, Luxembourg, Blur, Art Brut, The Paddingtons, Vincent Vincent and the Villians, The Pipettes, Baby shambles, Black Wire, Chineapples, Cherubs, Helen Love, The Clash, The Beatles, The Cribs, Crash Convention, Metro Riots, Arctic Monkeys, David Bowie, The Ronettes, Graham Coxon, Hope of the States, The Jam, Joy Division, New Order, The Killers, The Kinks, Pixies, Stellastarr, Radiohead. I cant remember any more right now. There are lots more. Dont talk to me about Starfighter X though, or I'll have to kill you.Movies
I am rubbish at films. At a push, Mary Poppins, Billy Elliot, The Sound of Music, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Snatch. The History Boys. Sometimes in April. Little Miss Sunshine. Crap rom coms and highschool comedies. A Knights Tale (more jousting).Television
I dont like television. I do like Shameless. And Spooks. And Teachers. And Prison Break. And Skins (yes I am ashamed of this). And Hollyoaks. And The OC. And This Life. And Life on Mars. Maybe I do like television after all.Books
I cant answer this. I will say Juggling by Barbara Trapido. And Purple Hibiscus. And A Secret History. Too many too many too many my brain's going to explode.Heroes
I dont really have heroes. Does Steven Fry count? My uncle is a bit of a hero of mine. The Black Night, who won the jousting at The Abbotsbury Swan Fair when I was 9.
Details
- Status: Single
- Hometown: I live in Tottenham. It's not as bad as you think.
- Religion: Agnostic
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: Someday
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: Student
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
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Kingston University
- Kingston Upon Thames, United Kingdom
- Graduated: 2006
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: English Literature
2004 to 2006 -
The Woodroffe School
- Lyme Regis, United Kingdom
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1994 to 2001
Blurbs
About me:
We'll design a clever disguise / Or retreat to the bottom of the sea / We were destined to live out our lives / Underwater you and me
"This is the first and only time in your life I will allow you to clap-in 'Reach For The Stars'".
How - Can I keep me from moving?/ Now - I need a change of scenery/ Just listen to me I won't pretend to/ Understand the movement of the wind/ Or the waves out in the ocean or how/ Like the hours I change softly slowly/ Plainly blindly oh me oh my!
I think too slow and talk too fast.
Oh girl you're not bad but you need some work / You're some kind of tragedy waiting to occur.
I'll bite your fucking face off
Comments
Jul 18 2009 1:12 PM
Sep 20 2008 12:26 PM
To celebrate the launch of our latest single International Love Affair we are holding a launch party at Bardens Boudouir on the 25th of September. Support for the night comes from Esser and Lawrence Arabia. Tickets are £5 and available from the link below, 7:30 - late.
Will be great to see you there!
Laurel Collective xx
http://www. wegottickets. com/event/35461
Sep 9 2008 10:28 AM
You can hear it on the page, which you can view by clicking the image below.
You can also download
Laurel Collective's cover of Golden Phone straight from the MySpace page!!
Keep in touch and leave some feedback! :)
Laurel Collective
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Aug 14 2008 10:46 AM
Hope to see you soon.
Zac xxx
Aug 8 2008 2:48 PM
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Jul 25 2008 9:25 AM
Thanks for finding us :)
Jul 11 2008 6:51 PM
This coming wednesday, we are playing at Undersolo in Camden, be good to see you there ;)
David xx
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May 8 2008 11:22 AM
Tickets selling fast...
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ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY ON MAY 13TH - GET TICKETS AT THIS LINK:
http://www. wegottickets. com/event/29741
OR if thats sold out:
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Apr 11 2008 9:11 AM
Radiohead better have some new tricks or there gonna start looking really old fashioned!!! bob
Mar 17 2008 8:11 AM
Feb 13 2008 11:11 PM
We bring you news to make your lives sparkle and shine. To curl the corners of you mouths. To direct you to the correct side of the bed to clamber out of and to turn your half empty bottle upside down.
After the success of last month, WE ARE BACK!
Wednesday 20th February. At the rather fashionable Punk in Soho. Live bands till 11:30, then dj's spinning the best of indie, shoe gaze, 80's, electro, twee and other such tastiness.
Warning! This product also contains the "World Famous" Bloody Awful Poetry competition, the BAP confession booth and maybe some nuts.
Come join us! Lets ply ourselves with enough alcohol to sink a small Oliver Reed.
Feb 4 2008 11:13 PM
xx
Jan 23 2008 6:31 PM
you can just
COPY and PASTE
www.IsThisYourCrush.com and put it into your browser address bar and BAM you're there!!! have fun.. try not to meet too many people!
Jan 23 2008 2:46 AM
you can
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grreat-rring-toness.biz and check it out yourself... They have really cool stuff to choose from... Anyway i better get back to the real world... lol
Jan 22 2008 8:48 PM
OR you can
COPY and PASTE
www.IsThisYourCrush.com
Jan 22 2008 10:50 AM
OR you can
COPY and PASTE
great-ring-tones.us
Jan 18 2008 8:00 PM
Its a few weeks into the new year and we're still wishing you glad tidings. How nice are we?! And we're still offering gifts. Namely more awesome bands, dance to more handsome DJs and generally more hijinks.
ALL can be had at our first BAP of the year at PUNK, in London's Trendy West End(tm) on the 23rd of January.
Now all you sods from west/south/east London have no excuses to miss the finest indie shindig in town!
Playing Live:
Captain Black
The Indelicates
Rosie Oddie and the Oddsquad
Friends of the Bride
DJs
Tom Frog
Sexual Hot Bitches
Gabi Woo
This Handsome Devil
That Perfect Fumble
Micky Blue
Aaaaand an exibition of art by Colette Elson (our resident artist), The Sexual DJ Wheel Of Death, BAP Confession booth, picture with a poet and lashings of awful poetry...
ps there may be some birthday cake as well if anyone fancies baking it (we like chocolate cake if you're wondering...)
pps comment us with your awful poems to win artwork, beers, free entry and CDs...
Jan 17 2008 8:26 PM
Jan 16 2008 10:42 PM
Woot i just got 20 new ringtones for my phone so i know whos calling... straight ballin!
Jan 16 2008 10:14 AM
Dec 17 2007 5:07 PM
Everyone who enters gets signed posters!
Dec 11 2007 10:36 AM
Hows you anyway? Are you in Darseet over the festive period? xxx
Dec 9 2007 3:06 AM
The sledge is coming round the corner, Gran is getting ill, Woolworths are planning their Easter festive offers, and the turkey is getting fat and is wondering why the farmer is building a big new shed. In short, the yuletide season is upon us!
So here at Bloody Awful Poetry we have chained up the Christmas carolers and replaced them with a whopping 7 awesome BANDS!!!
ITS AN ALL-DAYER NEXT SATURDAY!!!
Lots of treats to be had, presents to be given out, tunes to be danced to, partners to be met and drinks to be consumed.
Print this flyer for cheapy entry, and go to our page and comment us with a Bloody Awful Poem! The worst one wins prizes!!!
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Nov 26 2007 11:01 AM
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Nov 24 2007 11:21 AM
I opened my bag and saw an aspirin box, still intact.
Your mini mince pie saved me. xxx