About me: "illustrator, raconteur, lothario, just some of the words used to describe the enigma wrapped in a mystery that is chris bones. they're not all entirely accurate. some people love him, some people hate to love him. those who hate him dont love to do so, they just cant help themselves."
"Chris Bones has been drawing since his early childhood in Atlanta Georgia. The majority of his adolesces was spent moving from country to country, town to town. And unfortunately stunted his ability to maintain a healthy social life. Although he relocating to Australia several years ago, he has yet to venture much further from his office than to the local bar.
But on the upside of agoraphobia, his strong stylization and bold pencil work have seen him achieve critical acclaim on his own work "I Hate Wednesdays" "Devils Right Hand" and "Waldo's Hawaiian Holiday"'
Chris works as a commercial artist for The Drwaing Book:
http://www.drawingbook.com.au/
and also freelances on his own through:
http://www.bigbrainideas.com/
and is currently drifting through life on his good looks and charm.
he has no life and currantly is working on so many projects that his ass has become welded to his office chair.
http://chrisbones.com/
http://www.gestaltcomics.com/
http://www.bigbrainideas.com/
http://mister-bones.deviantart.com/
He lives and "works" in Australia.
FIREWATER - LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS! Last shows until October!
Jun 26 : Larz, GERMANY : Fusion Festival Jun 27 : Audincourt, FRANCE : Rencontres & Racines Jun 28 : Istanbul, TURKEY : Balkan Soundz Festival July 02 : Dornbirn, AUSTRIA : Speilboden July 03 : Bulle, SWITZERLAND : Gibloux Festival July 04 : Jena, GERMANY : JG Stadtmitte July 05 : Hradec Kralove, CZECH R.: Rock For People July 06 : Vienna, AUSTRIA : Szene Wein July 08 : Linz, AUSTRIA : Posthof July 10 : Steyr, AUSTRIA : Röda July 11 : Bologna, ITALY : Mondiali Antirazzisti July 12 : Milano, ITALY : Magnolia Festival July 13 : Colmar, FRANCE : Hiero July 15 : Paris, FRANCE : Batofar July 17 : Pozega, CROATIA : Dirty Old Empire Festival July 18 : Veszprem, HUNGARY : Utcazene Fesztivál July 24 : Riberac, FRANCE : Le Grand Souk Festival July 25 : Gdynia, POLAND : Globaltica Festival July 31 : Namur, BELGIUM : Esperanzha Festival Aug 01 : Habere-Poche, FRANCE : Rock'n'Poche Festival Aug 02 : Bladel, NETHERLANDS : Bladelse Zomerfeesten
> Bellydancers in costume get in free at all club shows!
> More shows are still being added, so check the Firewater MySpace page for updates.
> This message was sent by an evil robot. So if you are somewhere other than Europe and can't escape, we're sorry. We'll be back again someday soon.
Marisol and Gai were on their knees, hands cupped over their ears with tears running down their faces. It was difficult to keep my eyes open, but they revealed something terrifying. The silhouettes on the horizon were moving faster, much faster. They were sprinting towards us with frightening speed. I ran to Marisol and Gai and grabbed them both by the arm—pulling them in the direction of the truck—but Marisol resisted.
I threw a pointed index finger towards the growing horde running towards us and mouthed inaudible words. Finally Marisol saw the figures coming towards us and started running back towards the truck. Rusty was firing shots into sprinting creatures on the other side of the highway before looking back towards us. Looking over my shoulder revealed the shadows were no more than half a minute behind us. The monsters no longer moaned: they screamed.
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perth .... NO ONE TOLD ME THAT... thats insane - u having fun there, is mel wit you, how long u there for
still working at the gym
..i swear i would be having more fun banging my head on a brick wall right now
time is going sooooooo slow.
hey sexy long time. you know how we first met and i was a mess of a kid from that stunt well the vids up on my myspace page i think you shold chek it out