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Released: Jan 1, 2010
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  • Genre: Blues / Other / Rock

    Location Dallas, Texas, Un

    Profile Views: 15042

    Last Login: 4/11/2012

    Member Since 7/7/2008

    Website detroithardcore.com

    Record Label Unsigned

    Type of Label Unsigned

  • Bio

    For the sake of fuck......... The only thing that I expect, and fucking demand, from this is that these songs drive a long, overdue, rusty, and AIDS-ridden-shit-covered nail into the coffin of what most of America's bright and hopeful youth consider "Rock" music. It is a sad and desperate place, where it currently resides, bombarded with safe, family-approved, mall-friendly, pre-packaged, artistically-vacant and testicularlly-challenged AUDIO LAXATIVE. Has it reached a point of no return? Quite fucking possibly. Know your enemies. Take drugs. Turn off your TV. Eat shit. Fuck off. But, I digress................. Before it even had a name, The Holy Bibles was just an experiment in self-sufficiency. For this inaugural album, 'speakeasylies', everything was written, performed, recorded, and mixed by yours fucking truly. I find it hard to believe that most musicians/songwriters are not capable or willing to travel down this back-alley of self-serving ego felatio. Some of my associates find it hard to believe that I find this hard to believe. Indeed. This is only a starting point and I felt the need to lay the groundwork myself. This is the end of the beginning. Cheers pricks.

  • Members

    Alan Carlin - all instrumentation, vocals, programming, recording, production

  • Influences

    Dames, Dope, & Deceit

  • Sounds Like

    All the best perks of the worst aspects of degenerate humans that are incapable of feeling shame. Call it Revenge Music. Call it Nightmare Blues, Strangulation Blues, Black 'n Blues...........Call it whatever makes you sound the dumbest (and we know you will). Eagerness to throw some hand-me-down-predesignated-please-help-us-half-bright-troglodite-hipsters-figure-out-what-categories-you-fall-into-so-that-we-can-start-deciding-what-we-don't-like-about-you "label" on this and/or alligning us with contemporaries that The HB's might, but usually don't, "sound like" is not even remotely arousing to me. And I still made a couple of suggestions, out of sheer kindness. And by sheer kindness, I mean that it was an accident that should've been deleted, but you can all eat my shit if you think that I'm gonna proofread this turd-buffet again. The underlying fucking point of all this is that we'll still always be better then your boring fucking band. And your boring fucking life, for that matter. The Holy Bibles sound like a 9 day long drug binge....extra-deep fucked and flat-out gone.....like a holy Hell.

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Member Since:

July 07, 2008

Members:

Alan Carlin - all instrumentation, vocals, programming, recording, production

Influences:

Dames, Dope, & Deceit

Sounds Like:

All the best perks of the worst aspects of degenerate humans that are incapable of feeling shame. Call it Revenge Music. Call it Nightmare Blues, Strangulation Blues, Black 'n Blues...........Call it whatever makes you look the dumbest (and we know you will). Eagerness to throw some hand-me-down-predesignated-please-help-us-half-bright-troglodite-hipsters-figure-out-what-categories-you-fall-into-so-that-we-can-start-deciding-what-we-don't-like-about-you "label" on this and/or alligning us with contemporaries that The HB's might, but usually don't, "sound like" is not even remotely arousing to me. And I still made a couple of suggestions, out of sheer kindness. And by sheer kindness, I mean that it was an accident that should've been deleted, but you can all eat my shit if you think that I'm gonna proofread this turd-buffet again. The underlying fucking point of all this is that we'll still always be better then your boring fucking band. And your boring fucking life, for that matter. The Holy Bibles sound like a 9 day long drug binge....extra-deep fucked and flat-out gone.....like a holy Hell.

Without the faith, it leaves no questions. Sin is the one thing that man has been blessed with. The offering tray is filled with self-deception.

Don't bleed for me. I wouldn't bleed for you. Don't die for me. I wouldn't die for you. It's true.

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