A whole host of local sinning talent spanning the ages.
* The Scurvy Bastards
* This Computer Kills
* Spacement Records
* Many more... past, present and future.
Movies
If the Devil were a director! Repent!
* The Cooler
* Magnolia
* Hard Eight
* Charley Varrick
* The Wizard
* Jinxed!
* The Misfits
* Kingpin
* Blind Fury
* Pink Cadillac
* Diamonds
* Sister Act
* Father's Day
* Waking Up in Reno
* Jane Austen's Mafia!
* California Split
* The Pledge
* Thunder Over Reno
* Mafia
Television
Until 1980, we still called TV Satan's Etch-a-Sketch.
* Reno 911
Books
"If it ain't a bible, it ain't a goddamn book."
* The City of Trembling Leaves
Heroes
"The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it..."
- Mark Twain
Oddball, Tenpin, The Phantom Rider
If anyone's art inadvertently makes it on here, and there is an issue with it's use, please let us know. Either through a friendly cease and desist or just ignore us. We try not to piss people off in general. A few are okay, but we know who they are.
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What the HELL is this?
Well, it's obvious, isn't it? GOD HATES RENO!
That was, just in case you weren't sure...
We're Reno's newest not-quite-blog, not-quite-zine (that's short for "maga-zine...")come about after the late February 2008 visit from our friends (and your's!) the Phelps clan. They said it first, and well, who cares if they're right...
God Hates Reno.
Some of us were aware of their visit between the high-profile murder/rape of a college girl, and the untimely deaths of some local soldiers.
Which is why we need to figure out this whole thing, God, Reno, Hate, and see what it's really all about. Some of us sinners aren't so sure. Drag shows. The great outdoors. Beautiful lakes. Perfectly balanced seasons. Interesting neighbors. Fascinating politics and economy. The art. The seediness. The recreation. The balance of "right" and "left." The neighborliness, the history, the weather, the weird... do you catch our drift?
A wise someone once said, "Welcome to Reno, what's your dream?"
Maybe we're trying to find out.
Our purpose, is to bring you Reno. The real Reno. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it ain't. Sometimes it's just plain odd, other times it makes perfect sense. We do reviews of all sorts of things from music, shows to local business. We write opinions. We photograph what we see. We share what we find. As long as it's Reno, it's on us.
Like us or not, we'll give it to you straight, or any way you like. We don't really do the hot subjects, we don't do politics, and we're not really out there to give any beliefs or messages, besides, well, Reno.
Our team of writers, such as the saucy Tim Hazard, the luscious Mary Turner, the shady El Reno Bandito and the loveable bull-ridin' twinkie Gay Rodeo, will have you questioning your sanity in this town, or give you random thoughts of steamy orgies.
If it's not to your satisfaction, you're welcome to your money back. We're pretty convinced we're that good, provided you've had some boxed wine.
That's just us though.
Honestly, why not join us? We're looking for contributors, photographers, people who are as snarky as they are smart, that have a passion for Reno, love or hate.
We're also interested in making you, the casual reader, artist, performer, musician, or properly scheduled weirdo, more accessible to the community. For Free! What does that mean? We'll list you under our "We Recommendeth," category, where your show will be listed conveniently for one of our thousands of visitors we get a month. Yeah! That's right! That many sick, twisted sinners just like you come and visit us to see what kind of creepshow, freakshow, or weepshow we can provide on a very regular basis.
Come give us a visit, send us a message, or just comment and tell us we're totally lame. We know what to do.
Who I'd like to meet: Jesus, Allah, Buddha, maybe even that guy staged at Harrah's so I could slap him with a scripture or two, the whole cast of "Hello, Hollywood, Hello!"
We'd love to meet those horrid sinners out there with their TAH-TOOS and their creative, Satanic art and even writing about Reno to feature you on the foremost site about a God who Hates Reno.
Rocky Votolato FREE ALL AGES in-store @ discology before Tonic show! Click here for info (Discology is located right above The Satellite and Blue Moon Pizza on California Ave.) www. myspace. com/discologyreno Click this to hear Rocky's tunes: www. myspace. com/discologyreno and here is the flier for the Tonic show...
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Heeey! We would love for you guys to promote us and be there for this *amazing* event! PLease see my page and also my event page for info. If you need anything you can call me 775-790-3362. Talk to you soon!!!
Yeah, we NOTICED. We all promised everyone that thee one and only, YOU, would be there...and well, I don't want to get into the abuse we underwent. Let me just say, we are all officially branded and are being forced to wear bonnets.
i forgot another thing that god hates: tahoe. god clearly hates tahoe, since it is one of the top ten vacation destinations in the world, the most beautiful lake on the entire planet (which satan clearly devolped with money he made on the gold market back in the 80s), and where i spent my afternoon, because i am a rebel. keep in mind that i stayed on the nevada side of the state line, because i carry a gun to repel boarders. if we're going to hell, why not start the sunburn at tahoe and go from there? tahoe = nonstop flight to hell. god sent the killer, tahoe is to blame.
God truly does hate reno, you can tell by the horrible environment we live in. beautiful lakes, great hunting and fishing, wonderful scenery, fantastic community, wbc members being hit with eggs. we are all doomed.
thanks for the add! grew up and spent most of my best days in reno, so when i heard all of that hype about how god hates it, all i could do was laugh. love the page, and the website!
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