God Hates Reno
"Oh no, hon, God hates America, but you guys (in Reno) have got a special wrath upon you."

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18 years old
RENO, Nevada
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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Reno in general. It's sleaze, it's glory, it's glitz and it's gutters! From those that despise to those that immortalize.
MusicDon't dole on about Satan's information superhighway, folks.

* Beck
* Rocky Votolato
* Marty Robbins
* Johnny Cash
* R.E.M.
* Woody Guthrie
* Modest Mouse
* The Walkabouts
* 7Seconds

A whole host of local sinning talent spanning the ages.

* The Scurvy Bastards
* This Computer Kills
* Spacement Records
* Many more... past, present and future.
MoviesIf the Devil were a director! Repent!

* The Cooler
* Magnolia
* Hard Eight
* Charley Varrick
* The Wizard
* Jinxed!
* The Misfits
* Kingpin
* Blind Fury
* Pink Cadillac
* Diamonds
* Sister Act
* Father's Day
* Waking Up in Reno
* Jane Austen's Mafia!
* California Split
* The Pledge
* Thunder Over Reno
* Mafia
TelevisionUntil 1980, we still called TV Satan's Etch-a-Sketch.

* Reno 911
Books"If it ain't a bible, it ain't a goddamn book."

* The City of Trembling Leaves
Heroes"The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it..."
- Mark Twain

Oddball, Tenpin, The Phantom Rider

If anyone's art inadvertently makes it on here, and there is an issue with it's use, please let us know. Either through a friendly cease and desist or just ignore us. We try not to piss people off in general. A few are okay, but we know who they are.

     God Hates Reno's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Well, gee... Reno?
Body type:Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:Deity, Sex Symbol
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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About me:
GOD HATES RENO!

Click de Reno picture, mon! Wow server What the HELL is this?

Well, it's obvious, isn't it? GOD HATES RENO!
That was, just in case you weren't sure...

We're Reno's newest not-quite-blog, not-quite-zine (that's short for "maga-zine...")come about after the late February 2008 visit from our friends (and your's!) the Phelps clan. They said it first, and well, who cares if they're right...

God Hates Reno.

Some of us were aware of their visit between the high-profile murder/rape of a college girl, and the untimely deaths of some local soldiers.

Which is why we need to figure out this whole thing, God, Reno, Hate, and see what it's really all about. Some of us sinners aren't so sure. Drag shows. The great outdoors. Beautiful lakes. Perfectly balanced seasons. Interesting neighbors. Fascinating politics and economy. The art. The seediness. The recreation. The balance of "right" and "left." The neighborliness, the history, the weather, the weird... do you catch our drift?

A wise someone once said, "Welcome to Reno, what's your dream?"

Maybe we're trying to find out.

Our purpose, is to bring you Reno. The real Reno. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it ain't. Sometimes it's just plain odd, other times it makes perfect sense. We do reviews of all sorts of things from music, shows to local business. We write opinions. We photograph what we see. We share what we find. As long as it's Reno, it's on us.

Like us or not, we'll give it to you straight, or any way you like. We don't really do the hot subjects, we don't do politics, and we're not really out there to give any beliefs or messages, besides, well, Reno.

Our team of writers, such as the saucy Tim Hazard, the luscious Mary Turner, the shady El Reno Bandito and the loveable bull-ridin' twinkie Gay Rodeo, will have you questioning your sanity in this town, or give you random thoughts of steamy orgies.

If it's not to your satisfaction, you're welcome to your money back. We're pretty convinced we're that good, provided you've had some boxed wine.

That's just us though.

Honestly, why not join us? We're looking for contributors, photographers, people who are as snarky as they are smart, that have a passion for Reno, love or hate.

We're also interested in making you, the casual reader, artist, performer, musician, or properly scheduled weirdo, more accessible to the community. For Free! What does that mean? We'll list you under our "We Recommendeth," category, where your show will be listed conveniently for one of our thousands of visitors we get a month. Yeah! That's right! That many sick, twisted sinners just like you come and visit us to see what kind of creepshow, freakshow, or weepshow we can provide on a very regular basis.

Come give us a visit, send us a message, or just comment and tell us we're totally lame. We know what to do.

WWW.GODHATESRENO.COM

-GHR Crew
Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus, Allah, Buddha, maybe even that guy staged at Harrah's so I could slap him with a scripture or two, the whole cast of "Hello, Hollywood, Hello!"

We'd love to meet those horrid sinners out there with their TAH-TOOS and their creative, Satanic art and even writing about Reno to feature you on the foremost site about a God who Hates Reno.



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Jul 18 2008 12:26 PM

Rocky Votolato FREE ALL AGES in-store @ discology before Tonic show! Click here for info (Discology is located right above The Satellite and Blue Moon Pizza on California Ave.)
www. myspace. com/discologyreno
Click this to hear Rocky's tunes:
www. myspace. com/discologyreno
and here is the flier for the Tonic show...
MONDAY, JULY 28  2008
We Ain't Saints





Jul 18 2008 12:15 PM

The Cured 7/18/08</a
Buster Blue





Jul 17 2008 12:12 PM

We're headlining at the zephyr this sunday

Eye Blog Records





Jul 17 2008 9:35 AM

Question all Coercion
Question all Coercion
Question all Coercion
Question all Coercion
Question all Coercion
Question all Coercion
Question all Coercion
iEs Pinche Joe!





Jul 16 2008 2:40 PM

!!!!
Words fail me.
iEs Pinche Joe!





Jul 15 2008 8:45 PM

Oooh, that'd be awesome. I'd be sure to wear it as often as my "Welcome to Reno" shirt that I got at T-Shirts Plus.
iEs Pinche Joe!





Jul 15 2008 2:52 PM

Awesome. Maybe we can try selling them at a BBQ fund raiser at the local synagogue.
Manacle





Jul 15 2008 8:46 AM

Rad...great pictures! It was a pleasure meeting you. Thank you very much and good luck with everything.
Manacle





Jul 15 2008 1:56 AM

Thank you very much for the kind words. Hopefully we'll see you soon.
Her Royal Flawless-ness, Ashlee B. Stone





Jul 15 2008 12:07 AM

Heeey! We would love for you guys to promote us and be there for this *amazing* event! PLease see my page and also my event page for info. If you need anything you can call me 775-790-3362. Talk to you soon!!!

♥Ashlee
iEs Pinche Joe!





Jul 14 2008 8:32 PM

So what's the deal with the GHR shirts?
I'd be sure to buy three or so.
Buster Blue





Jul 12 2008 10:02 AM

We've got some shows coming up in the next couple weeks. Hope to see you there.
-Buster
Eye Blog Records





Jul 7 2008 10:34 PM

So whats next?

-SW
misSinG oRgaNs





Jun 28 2008 5:07 PM

cHao kyLe,
i dOn't eVen caRe iF yoU puT tHis uP,
i jUst wAnt tO sEe yoUr prEttY fAce tHere (maY bE a kiSs...)




loVe tiM
Stryse





Jun 24 2008 7:27 PM

You should have an "Only in Reno" section so I could post stuff like this:

Only in Reno...

...is the Boy Scouts office located in the same building as: a bar, a tatoo parlor, an 'adult' store, and a transvestite supply shop.
absence of life.





Jun 19 2008 1:59 PM

who this be?
Eye Blog Records





Jun 14 2008 12:27 AM

I got a Tshirt with your name on it!
VX





Jun 10 2008 12:01 PM

Wooof Wooof?
Wasteland Witch





Jun 9 2008 5:37 PM

Yeah, we NOTICED. We all promised everyone that thee one and only, YOU, would be there...and well, I don't want to get into the abuse we underwent. Let me just say, we are all officially branded and are being forced to wear bonnets.


THANKS,
Mizz Jenn of the WW
Buster Blue





Jun 9 2008 2:43 PM

Thanks again for the review, We'll let you know when we finish recording and start playing shows again.
-Jason
The Touques





Jun 8 2008 2:08 PM

fuck yeah!
thanks!
Buster Blue





Jun 8 2008 8:45 AM

Thanks God! We all love thee!
-Bryan
The Touques





Jun 8 2008 7:52 AM

thanks!
JC
iEs Pinche Joe!





Jun 7 2008 8:57 PM

Why yes, these are the same hands I used to strangle my parents.
absence of life.





Jun 6 2008 6:37 PM

i'm soaking wet.
absence of life.





Jun 5 2008 7:34 PM

i am intrigued!
Musiq27





Jun 5 2008 6:53 PM

really? thats hot
The Church of Radcliffe





Jun 4 2008 4:51 PM

10 years and counting.
capt





Jun 4 2008 7:08 AM

PIRATES OF RENO dagen
iEs Pinche Joe!





Jun 3 2008 7:42 PM

O gracious Lord, you should view the most recent posting in my "blog" and give me an opinion of a soon-to-be Reno classic.
Jim's book is available @ ryanstark.com





Jun 2 2008 12:16 PM

we should trade links. mine is www. machineryofexpression. com
capt





May 29 2008 9:24 PM

pirates of reno--Thanx Pirate
Listen to the mothership breathe





May 25 2008 6:35 PM

YES!
Wasteland Witch





May 23 2008 7:12 PM

Dear God,


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mmHM.

-Wasteland Witch
Robbay!





May 21 2008 7:44 PM

Thanks for that, and as a side note: I also have test site plates, but to my knowledge, nobody has spit upon them yet, emotionally or otherwise.
Robbay!





May 20 2008 2:50 AM

i forgot another thing that god hates: tahoe.
god clearly hates tahoe, since it is one of the top ten vacation destinations in the world, the most beautiful lake on the entire planet (which satan clearly devolped with money he made on the gold market back in the 80s), and where i spent my afternoon, because i am a rebel. keep in mind that i stayed on the nevada side of the state line, because i carry a gun to repel boarders. if we're going to hell, why not start the sunburn at tahoe and go from there?
tahoe = nonstop flight to hell. god sent the killer, tahoe is to blame.
iEs Pinche Joe!





May 17 2008 10:39 PM

puppies
Robbay!





May 12 2008 2:22 AM

God truly does hate reno, you can tell by the horrible environment we live in. beautiful lakes, great hunting and fishing, wonderful scenery, fantastic community, wbc members being hit with eggs. we are all doomed.
Melody - KOZZ middays





Apr 27 2008 4:48 PM

well, I'm hot and I like you!!
but I'm from reno so, that may offset the hottness...damn
CLASSY AS FUCK





Apr 26 2008 5:30 PM


thanks for the add! grew up and spent most of my best days in reno, so when i heard all of that hype about how god hates it, all i could do was laugh. love the page, and the website!

stay classy!
Melody - KOZZ middays