vann junkins
"I want Master of Puppets" - Rick Rubin

Male
36 years old
DEATSVILLE, ALABAMA
United States



Last Login: 7/14/2009
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General**LOVING MY WIFE TO CREEPING DEATH, AND IN THE PROCESS THEREOF, GIVING HER A DELIBERATELY SLOW, GRADUAL, DRUG DEPENDANT LOBOTOMY **THE LITTLE ROYAL HEIRS THAT RUN THE HOUSEHOLD, WHICH OBVIOUSLY GOT THE BETTER GENETIC MATERIAL FROM THE TWO OF US **THE MAINTAINING OF MY INSANITY THROUGH MANY STATES AND PERSONAS IN A VERY A-TYPICAL FASHION **THE UNDYING PREOCCUPATION WITH EXPLORING THE BEAUTY OF CORRUPTION AND IGNORING IT'S DISASTROUS CONSEQUENCES THOROUGHLY **DRIVING MY TRICKED-OUT FOUR DOOR BRITISH RACING GREEN PWR WNDWS,CRUISE,AM/FM CD STEREO HOT-ROD V6 '04 CHEVY IMPALA AT AMAZING SPEEDS WHILE ADMIRING ITS STREETABILITY, **URINATING IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS **COVERTLY SHOOTING FIREWORKS AT PEOPLE ALSO SHOOTING FIREWORKS **VENGEANCE **GRIPPING DOMESTICATED GEESE BY THEIR LONG NECKS.. **FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT PLAYING MY SIX STRING BASS GUITAR, NOTE "SIX STRING" BECAUSE IT SOUNDS MORE IMPORTANT, I WAS TOO LAZY FOR REGULAR GUITAR, I AM MUCH MORE EFFICIENT AT PLAYING ONE STRING AT A TIME, PLUS AS AN ADDED BONUS, BASS SOUNDS REALLY COOL AND THE TAMBRE IS NEAT WHEN IT IS DISTORTED LIKE A GUITAR, DONT KNOW WHY I JUST WROTE THAT SHIT, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER VAGUE FACET TO MY LACK-THERE-OF PERSONALITY I THOUGHT I WOULD WASTE YOUR TIME WITH AND ENLIST YOU MY PEEPS TO READ FURTHER..
MusicPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting NOLA METAL.. METAL.. THRASH METAL....METAL...BLUES,SOME JAZZ,ZEP,HENDRIX,DOORS,BJORK, PJ HARVEY,MISS BILLIE HOLIDAY,SONIC YOUTH whole buncha shit really...
Movies
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I'M GETTING BORED WITH THIS, ARE YOU NOT? MOST SCIENCE FICTION AND ALL THOSE HUGH GRANT BRIT TEA BAGGING LOVE STORIES, THE FACETS OF MONTY PYTHON.. , ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, TIM BURTON FILMS,DISNEY ANIMATION
Television
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FIGHTING WITH MY KIDS OVER WITCH CARTOON CHANNEL TO WATCH, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL,PLANET GREEN, FOOTBALL.. THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS AND THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA AND ALL SEC TEAMS... THE SEC KICKS ARSE, BOW AND WORSHIP NON-BELIEVERS.. JUST ASK OHIO STATE, BACK TO BACK BEEOTCH!
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POP-UPS, ESPECIALLY WHEN READ TO ME DELIGHTFULLY.. GIGANTIC PAPERBACKS WITH VERY FEW PAGES AND SCARCE "BIG BOY WORDS" IT'S THE ONES YOU COLOR IN, WHILE STAYING BETWEEN THE LINES UTILIZING AN ARRAY OF DIFFERENT COLORED WAX STICKS..
HeroesMY WIFE, FOR PUTTING UP WITH THE FOUR CHILDREN EMILY, EVANN, SADIE AND the worst one.. ME. THOSE COURAGEOUS ACTORS IN BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN, CRIED LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRL HAVING BEEN FORCED TO THROW AWAY ALL THOSE "SCANTILY" CLOTHED BARBIE DOLLS, FURTHERING ME TO EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AND SADISTIC DESTRUCTION FOR AN UNSPECIFIED LEGNTHY PERIOD OF GEOLOGIC TIME, BUT STILL YET ALLOWING "ME TIME" TO BOOGIE THE DISCO NIGHTS AWAY... KING TUTENKHAMEN, FOR JUST DYING AND KEEPING HIS FFFuckIN JEWELRY ON.. HEARD THEY JUST DUG HIS MAMA'S DEAD-ASS UP RECENTLY..wow, I'M SURE THAT BITCH HAD SOME EXPENSIVE SHIT ON TOO **NEAL YOUNG BEING THE SOUTHERN GENT THAT HE REALLY IS..**kidding about that one, Mr. Young's bleak, overwhelmingly anti-addictive/birth-control persona truly reflects a fairy fuck-head in the fabled "Magikk Mirror". *FATHER/MASTER/SAINT-CLIFF BURTON & JASON NEWSTED FOR BEING THE TRUE METALLICA MEMBERS.. METALLICA DIED AFTER "AND JUSTICE FOR ALL" CHEERS TO BOB "THE KRACO MAN" ROCK!





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     vann junkins's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:RURAL ALABAMA..
Body type:6' 1" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:In college

   vann junkins's Schools
Southeastern Louisiana University
Hammond,LA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 1997
Hartselle High School
Hartselle,Alabama
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1986 to 1990



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I DISLIKE ASSHOLES. THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES/SIZES, AND SOMETIMES... THEY'RE SHAPED LIKE FRIENDS.
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A PERSONALITY IS NON-OPTIONAL... HOWEVER, A PULSE IS OPTIONAL, SO BRING OUT YOUR DEAD... MY GRANNIE (JESSIE) EVANS, SHE WAS THE ONE TRUE EVER LOVING MATRIARCH OF THE FAMILY R.I.P., PETER STEELE, PHILLIP ANSELMO, DIMEBAG, BRIAN PATTON, JIMMY BOWER, KIRK WINDSTEIN, HANK WILLIAMS I-III, MY CHILDREN TWENTY YEARS AFTER MY DEATH (JUST TO FREAK THEM THE FUCK OUT 1 LAST TIME, AND TO HUG THEM TOO!), JOHNNY CASH, PEPPER KEENAN.. JIMI "THE EXPIRIENCED" HENDRIX.. JIM MORRISON, SAMUEL L JACKSON, MY UNCLE LEE DRIVER R.I.P. *ALL COOL PEOPLE, NONE OF THE FOLLOWING STANDARDS APPLY: AGE/RACE/ORIENTATION/AMPUTEES/MISSING CHROMOSOMAL STRANDS/STRAIGHT-JACKETEES.

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DIESEL





Jun 21 2009 4:22 PM

happy fathers day...tell uncle tommy i said that too.
Ashley





Jun 4 2009 6:45 PM

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Hey vann junkins, I am sending you a Happy Apple.


Send me a drink back!

Leslie "D"





Jun 3 2009 5:04 AM

havent been on it much so i was doin some stuff when it popped up :0) how u guys doin?
Leslie "D"





Jun 2 2009 3:39 PM

did u get a lil' comment happy? or u just bored as hell?! ;0) when yall coming to see us???
Ashley





Apr 22 2009 1:38 PM

UUUUUUHHHHH YEA!!! Thats why I wrote "nice song, Vann" as the very first sentence of my comment....that was the main reason for me leaving you the comment in the first place...
Gaaaah Vann!! hahaha
Ashley





Apr 21 2009 11:03 PM

Hey nice song Vann!! I wonder if they make those for women too? Might have to look that up!! LOOK!! I FOUND YOU ONE!!!!

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Apr 19 2009 7:35 PM

Ha! Nice. I went to a party last night with a pretty damn good rockabilly band. The Cracker Jacks...was the after-party for the roller derby bout they had at the VBC
Ashley





Apr 6 2009 9:32 PM

i love you Pictures, Images and Photos
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Mar 25 2009 5:49 PM

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Hey vann junkins, I am sending you a Miller Lite.



Send me a drink back!

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Feb 18 2009 8:03 PM

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this app is so cool... here you can read people's secrets, get rated in Hot Zone and send anonymous messages to anyone...

You should checkout Secrets!!

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Feb 13 2009 2:09 PM


Happy Valentine's Day!
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Kerry





Feb 11 2009 7:51 AM

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Hey vann junkins, I am sending you a Ice Beer.



Send me a drink back!

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Feb 9 2009 10:48 PM

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Hey vann junkins, I am sending you a On the Rocks.



Send me a drink back!

Ashley





Jan 30 2009 11:19 PM

I love you baby....miss you toooooo
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Dec 30 2008 6:22 PM


New Year
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Dec 25 2008 5:52 PM

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Merry Christmas!!
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Dec 23 2008 1:41 AM


Merry Christmas
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Hey eyehateDAbears, I am sending you a gift.
Could you please accept it.


Click on the gift box you think ~ama~[single: )] sent!

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Nov 27 2008 11:14 AM

thanks
nt
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Nov 26 2008 12:12 PM

thanks
nt.
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Nov 11 2008 2:57 AM

rock out lollolol
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Nov 4 2008 2:11 AM

Fat Phil is gone...Tubby won't be far behind him. The Tide is rolling...what do you say brother? Is it time to hope against all hope that St.
Nick has brought Bama back to the Promised Land?
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Oct 31 2008 6:18 PM

Hey there!
Greetz to the South from the deepest South of Germany!!!

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Oct 31 2008 1:47 PM

Happy Halloween
Kerry





Oct 30 2008 2:25 AM

Yep...another marriage bites the dust.
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