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THE ESSAY......

18 Years Old. This means I am all grown up and am finally an adult right?....

I have been a student of St Michaels for the last seven years of my life, and now I am off to the University of the Arts London, more specifically the London College of Communication, in September to study Graphic Design. Career wise, I am not 100%, but I would love a career in advertising or illustration or something along those lines. Basically I want to be able to walk down the road and see my work on billboards and buses. 

I was born with bright RED hair, which soon turned to WHITE BLOND as a youngster, since then I went to YELLOW BLOND and am now at DIRTY BLOND, and getting darker all the time?? I just hope that I don't go grey too soon ! 
I have BLUEy-GREENy-GREYish eyes, I guess you'll have to decide for yourself.

I'm a random, funny and strange Dumbass with puppy dog eyes and I have slight dimples.
I'm full of an immense amount of shit, semi-useless information, movie "quotes", and trivia.
I LIKE to test myself.
My hugs are unforgettable (apparently :P) I'm quite a good sport...and I am good at most sports I function remarkably well on 5 hours of sleep or less, zzzzz, I don't know why I have so much energy....I just do.
I live my life in dog years and can't remember what my age is or how to act that way.
I find myself addicted fairly easily to things...people...activities...sayings....songs...maybe I just like what I like.....
I'm an optimist...pessimists need to sort it out.
I'm also a hopeless romantic....keyword being HOPELESS...or maybe I'm just extremely hopeful....depends on how you look at it I guess.....but it is fair to say I have had some bad experiences. I don't understand why its impossible for me to have a conversation (whether drunk or not) with a girl, without being accused of trying to get with her, or having apparently got with her!
I blurt out stuff sometimes, despite the trouble it gets me into.
A WORD OF WARNING: Wake me up in a rude/unnecessary manor, and u will put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day!!
I possess somewhat remarkable psychic abilities, see you believe me already don't you!
I'm pretty proud of my heritage, being English means a lot to me and I take a lot of pride in my Queen and Country.
I do not believe in political correctness, in my opinion it is bullshit. I want to call Christmas Christmas, not Winterval or Winters Day. I want to celebrate bonfire night, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION... it is bah bah FUCKING black sheep, not bah bah rainbow sheep. England has become such a politically correct nanny-state, where we can't even sneeze without it offending one of our "residents". as I have already expressed, my heritage and tradition is important to me. despite all this I enjoy living in a multi cultural society, I just don't like the way it all attempts to dilute my countries original way of life.
I swear more than anyone I know, not always intentionally,!?*$%!, but I take pride in and am impressed by truly creative profanity.
I have yet to abandon my childhood! In fact my inner child is alive and kicking, and has grown up Jack tied up in the mental home right now. I am one of the most competitive people I know, I will never give up, even if I know I am destined to fail. if you hate competitiveness, then tough. that's another thing, I am also a very bad winner. you can expect me to laugh in your face when I beat you!
I make a tit of myself in front of people constantly, seriously, its like a disease, I cant help it!
I hate the fact that God decided to make a select few people disabled, its just not fair.
I seem to have a remarkable talent when it comes to remembering song lyrics!
I am a casual guy, my style tends to be trainers, jeans and any old t-shirt will do! simple!
I also like to dress smartly, I would at any given moment wear a suit/tuxedo. I always feel my best when I'm wearing smart clothes like at prom. I believe in waistcoats at weddings etc. although I am more of a Cummerbund bloke personally.
 I think that if I was in the 60's I would be a Mod and not a rocker. I guess my style could be seen as equivalent to that!
There's nothing I enjoy more than watching a match and lifting a pint.
That's why I tend to go for the lad's girl - the easygoing type. she enjoys hanging out with my friends even when we don't do much. She's low-maintenance and very natural. She's my friend as much as my lover, and I never have to worry about playing mind games with her. She's the perfect mix of the girl next door and the spontaneous type, and really good fun.
Humour is like sunshine to me, I love it.
I love to party as much as anyone else, I also enjoy taking photos with my mobile to capture the moments with my mates that are just the best.
I don't do drugs...alcohol is not a drug (liquid truth serum)
My favourite of which is Guinness- you cant beat a pint of the black stuff straight out of the tap.
I can drink a whole pint in 7 seconds, but I promise you I am not a larger lout. my m8s would tell you differently, espesh Ryan.
I DO PEOPLE TOO MANY FAVOURS, don't know if that is a good thing or not. but I would do pretty much anything for anyone.
Patience is definitely NOT one of my virtues. I was going to try to work on that...but after extensive cost benefit analysis.... I decided
waiting still sucks balls.
I hate not getting my way!

Now I will discuss some of my beliefs.....
There is this thing called etiquette. I believe in it. So should you. Not like restaurant etiquette...but table manners....ok...maybe not etiquette....
fuck etiquette....lets go with manners....yeah....manners. My Life Philosophy is: "Get busy living or get busy dying"
I love animals, and I hate it when people hurt them on purpose, or the adverts on telly when u see them, suffering, its wrong.
I am against fox hunting or any other blood sport involving animals.
I believe in guts. The guts to say what you feel and mean. The guts to go for what you want in life. The guts to tell people what they need to hear even if it hurts.
I also h8 it when people constantly take the piss or abuse just
one person.
it doesn't make people big or clever, a joke is a joke but they should know when to stop, it just polite. Another thing I cant stand is people who pick up on other peoples weaknesses and use them to make themselves feel good. They just need to grow up and sort their own lives out.
I am a registered blood donor, and soon to be a bone marrow donor too. u could say I'm a lifesaver! ;) u should too, but that's another debate.
I have lots of friends but only a few very close ones.
I consider myself lucky in that respect.
that's another thing, I hate it when people fuck around with my friends, or
let them down.
I refuse to change to "fit in" if I am not what you wanted or expected than that's fine with me.
I wouldn't expect anyone else to change, but
then again not everyone likes diversity.

And despite what it may seem after reading all this garbage....I truly am a gentleman!!!!!!!
In essence...I'm Super Cool, I'm destined for greatness, and you won't want to live without me!
The best bit... I am currently single and looking... interested??... apply within.