Bea
Bea Arthur
The original Bea-yatch!

Female
86 years old
FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
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    Bea's Interests
MusicGangsta, hip hop, Christian death metal, classical
HeroesMy main man Smoov. Even when he's sweating up a storm, he just keeps on dancing.
For fun: I enjoy hanging out with my girls. Whether it's a trip to the hair salon with Mookie or searching for lost contact lenses with Crystal C, we always have a great time. Those are two classy ladies, which is more than I can say for that whore Estelle Getty who denied my friend request.
Exercise: Are you kidding? I have to drink a bottle of vodka and smoke three packs of Marlboro Reds every day to maintain this voice.
MySpace Groups: Gay and Bi Thugs

Drunk and Horny

Oops! I just wet myself

Imports are like tampons, every pussy has one

Bitch go buy me some Kool-Aid!

Pregnant and scared

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     Bea's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Serious Relationships
Hometown:The Pearly Gates
Body type:6' 0" / Body builder
Religion:Hindu
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Coffin hugger

   Bea's Networking
Modeling - Model - Swimwear
42-38-48 Book me!
Dance - Performance - Break Dancing
Last time it was the hip.



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About me:
I've been called Dorothy and Maude and "That salty older chick with the 8 inch shlong." But my friends know me simply as Bea, a vibrant, sexual woman with the voice and sarcasm cutting enough to split Mo'Nique's thighs apart. As I get on in years, I'm looking for the sort of intimate relationship that can only be shared between two or more mature adults. I heard from my friend Betty W. that MySpace is the place to find someone with whom to explore life's wonders and nipple clamps. Freaks, druggies, and diseases are fine. After all, I'm 82 so what difference does it make?
Who I'd like to meet:
I guess God would be better than the alternative.

   Bea's Friend Space (Top 7)
Bea has 176 friends.
 Smoov 


 PROOF 


 Mookie 


 Dapo The Great 


 R0C~R0K! aka 18.O.3 


 NEW mixtape like colman young coming soon! 


 RAPINDUSTRY.COM 





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DeFame of the WRONG CROWD





Jun 17 2009 11:43 PM

Death Of AutoTune?.. Death Of EVERYTHING!

Janny





Apr 26 2009 6:21 PM

R.I.P.
Bea
Jon





Apr 25 2009 11:21 PM

R.I.
P Bea
Janny





Nov 27 2008 1:44 PM


With love Janny
Falcon Crest





Aug 11 2008 1:04 PM




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MJ... AKA Nina Van-Horne ™





Jun 21 2008 11:36 PM

DEAR MS BEA,

MySpace Comments - Thanks for the Add
MySpace Layouts - Thanks for the Add
Free Comments & Graphics

MUCH LOVE MICHAEL-JAMES,
SYDNEY AUSTRALIA.XXXXXXX.
Chanandeler Thong





May 29 2008 12:17 PM

Hoffarrhoids
Chanandeler Thong





May 27 2008 12:42 PM

Whats happening Bea....Looking good!!
Juan Mugrero





May 20 2008 4:14 AM

Happy Berfday
Cristina





May 18 2008 5:26 AM

Want to wish you Happy Birthday and have a great day.
marsha





May 16 2008 4:23 PM

a href="http://s249. photobucket. com/albums/gg208/jlrebman/?action=view¤t=happy_birthday. png" target="_blank">happy birthday..
Faith





May 15 2008 2:02 PM

I want to wish you a HAPPY BIRTH DAY. Your friend Faith.
Garr Chrome (dik hedded dip fuk)





May 14 2008 5:49 AM

Hey Bea, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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Apr 11 2008 10:21 PM

YOU ROCK!!!!!!! just for reading this
.:1sur-mentality3.:





Dec 5 2007 7:58 PM

Bob





Sep 2 2007 11:15 PM

MMM Bea, you look so tasty. Bobby wants sum fun.
shirley





Aug 13 2007 6:26 PM

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Jul 31 2007 11:24 PM

thanks for the add your friend faith
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Jul 30 2007 5:53 PM

thanks for the add!!!
pomlvr





Jul 10 2007 12:23 AM

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Shot at 2007-07-09
shirley





Jul 4 2007 6:21 PM

Have A Wonerful And Safe Holiday.


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Jun 26 2007 1:11 AM

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Jun 23 2007 5:17 PM

I just felt like giving you a big hug today.

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What's More Fun Than Myspace?

shirley





Jun 5 2007 5:44 PM

"All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.
T.E. Lawrence

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