What you see is illusion, and what you cannot see is truth.
To Put Us To Use
Ostrich Night
Wooden Floors
Rough Night For Gladys
The Swamp Bride
Something Is Out There! Available NOW! Freaky horror by Colin M. Maguire! *** My fantastical double feature, "The Velvet Square", is featured in the awesome Word Weavers Fantasy Anthology: Tome of Distant Realms. This volume contains both stories in The Velvet Square Cycle: "Butterfly Head" and "Revenge of the Bat Queen" - - check them out at http://www.lulu.com/content/2368900 *** My creepy short story, "To Put Us To Use", is currently featured in the great horror e-zine, 13 Human Souls! You can read that story for free: http://www.geocities.com/thirteenhumansouls/ *** The award-winning short, "Ostrich Night", is now included in The Word Weavers Horror Anthology: Requiem for the Damned!! This one is an awesome collection: http://www.lulu.com/content/2088659 *** My personal favorite of my stories, the magical "Wooden Floors", is included in The Word Weavers Mystery Anthology: Studies In Scarlet Volume One. Also be sure to check out Darkened Horizons Vol. 3, available at Amazon.com - it features the notorious morality tale, "Rough Night For Gladys". Also available are Darkened Horizons Vol. 2 featuring the prize-winning story, "Something Is Out There..!" - available at Amazon.com - Check out the 2007 DH Halloween Special Edition featuring "The Swamp Bride", which placed as #26 for short horror story of the year in the 2007 Preditors & Editors readers' poll!! It's available at Amazon.com and at Darkened Horizons: http://stores.lulu.com/darkenedhorizons Doug Tate's "The Shaded Sun" Directed by Colin M. Maguire, 1991
People I HAVE met are: Ray Bradbury, Ray Harryhausen, Forry Ackerman and Kevin McCarthy - all via Bruce Crawford, who puts on wicked event movies in Omaha. JoBeth Williams, M. Emmett Walsh, Leif Jonker and Gary Miller, Anne Rice, Clive Barker, Terry Brooks (Really, really cool guy), Christopher Walken (Weirdo), Glenn Close, Bill Self, Joe Sargent, Tricky, Ash, Kurt Vonnegut, Mason Williams, Tobey Maguire (Back in 92, before anyone knew who he was - great smoker, then...had lots of style), Bruce Campbell and The Donnas (Donna F is my fave). I ran into Stallone one time in '92, and bumped into Johnny Greenwood from Radiohead back in '95. I made eye contact with Madonna while working as an extra on the Deeper and Deeper shoot, and couldn't hold it. We were all wearing Disco clothes and it was hot as a jungle in there. All the extras parties were Disco after that shoot...between that and the Wonder Years, everyone had a ton of 70's outfits. In Seattle - so far I have only bumped into The Enigma. He was walking by as we were having lunch outside in Capitol Hill. He's pretty hard to miss. Saw him perform both times with NIN when they came to Omaha in '94 - once without cameras, the second time with large film crew (the Hurt video). Second show The Melvins were booed off cos they suck (why didn't they bring Pop Will Eat Itself?!), and Jim Rose's show went really really fast afterwards - imagine people squeezing through tennis rackets at top speed. It wasn't that the crowd was impatient - - it was cos Melvins were shite. So. Trent's set started, and he was all like, "You're all a bunch of motherfuckers!!", and the crowd went apeshit. Best shows for me in the 90's were the two NIN shows, Nick Cave in Denver at The Gothic in '90. Concrete Blonde at the late Peony Park in Omaha in '94 and Compulsion in early '95 at the late Ranch Bowl in Omaha. Oasis '97 in Chicago at the Rosemont. Be. Here. Now. WHERE IS JENNIFER FROM LURCH'S?!
Penny Dreadful
Terry Gilliam
Action! You can see the music video I Directed for Doug Tate's "The Shaded Sun", featured off to your left. It's also available on Doug's Miltown 600 MySpace page, which is on my friends list. That's me on the weird background vocals and crazy giggles on the recording, along with Twiggy. Those're 1991 psychedelics, sister. REVOLUTION!!
Le Cigar!
Things are not always as they first appear...
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PROLOGUE
I am like a child with nothing to lose but my mind

We've Gone On Holiday By Mistake!!!
~Only a dream away~
The Late, Great Oliver Reed
~If you could feel this silken thigh, you'd know~
Penny Dreadful's Shilling Shockers is my favorite thing in the world right now - I am a great fan of horror hosts, and that show just hits the right spot with me. Garou is a great actor, especially. Raised on The Twilight Zone. I love MST3K and Cinematic Titanic (FINALLY!! Welcome back, gang!!). Mad Men is my current favorite - God, what a great show..! Heroes is OK. I like Primeval quite a lot. I love all of the Bravo reality shows - Project Runway, Top Chef, Top Design...all of those. Big, big fan of Anthony Bourdain, who is awesome live. His show is essential. Iron Chef. Currently I'm extremely excited about The Clone Wars!! Terrific stuff, so far - it's great Star Wars!
I am classically trained in SCTV and British comedy - Doctor in the House, Python, Fawlty Towers, The Good Life, Are You Being Served and Yes, Minister. The Goodies and The Young Ones are my very, very favorites - I have quite a bit of sentimental attachment with friends and lovers long gone. I am also a life-long fan of Brian Clemens - I adore everything he's done - from Avengers to Thriller. ~We're Needed~
Shatner!!!
John Lennon, George Harrison, Brian Epstein, Gonzo, Uncle Forry, Graham Chapman, Captain Kangaroo, Shultz, Peyo, Disney, Henson, Jacques Tati and Marx Brothers. Steve Tesich, Kubrick, Lean, Orson, Hitch, Malle, George Roy Hill, Fellini, Fulci, Kiezlowski, Ashby, Vonnegut, Kinski, Richey Edwards, Timothy Treadwell, Moony and The Ox. Oliver Reed and David Hemmings, man. Alan Hewetson, Jim Morrison, Jack Pierce, Milicent Patrick, Kurt Cobain, Ed Wood, Elliott Smith, Mozart, Mary Shelley, Dorothy Parker, Camille Claudel, Ted Sturgeon, Rod Serling, George Carlin and the great Algernon Blackwood. John Jones -aka- Dr. San Guinary...you are still missed, sir! My Dad, Carl and my Mom, Scooty - sorry we didn't have more money when you died...I tried my best, but the villainous swine in Omaha had me in a vice. God bless you all. PEACE.
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