disco strangler daniel
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"turn your hissy fits into sissy hits."
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19 years old
WHITTIER, California
United States
Last Login:7/16/2008
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disco strangler daniel's Interests
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| General | nuclear power is our answer, folks.
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| | Movies | 300, a knight's tale, the brave little toaster, the baxter, the ex
| | Television | the simpsons, arrested development, flight of the conchords, scrubs, seinfeld, the colbert report, reno 911!, it's always sunny in philadelphia | | Books | this present darkness, the book of galatians
| | Heroes | ray davies and will arnett and paul rudd and c.s. lewis. |
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disco strangler daniel's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Whittier, Ca | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | volunteer wrestling coach. |
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disco strangler daniel a hero. stephen colbert said so.
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About me:
hello.
my name is daniel. i'm your soul mate, the one person on this earth who's perfect for you in every way. yes, i exist, and yes, everyone else you've been with is a pale substitute. we're meant to be together, but we've never met.
you see, there are 6 billion people in this world and you encounter at most 1,000 people per day, so statistically our paths would cross only once every 16,500 years. if we're going to beat those odds you need to work harder, because so far you've done a spectacular job of messing this up.
remember when you bought that pack of gum and the clerk asked you if you wanted a bag, but you were in a rush so you said no? if you'd waited that extra three seconds you would have missed the next train, making you late for the play, so they wouldn't have let you in the theater until the first scene was over, and i would have entered the lobby - also late - and we'd have gotten to talking. we probably would have just skipped the play and gotten coffee and then... Pow! fifty years of golden summers at the lake house.
another example: remember when you signed up for a yoga class? you should have signed up for a pottery class. i was taking a pottery class! how hard is that to figure out? and don't just sign up for a pottery class next time, because i might have moved on to hip-hop cardio. i can't tell you exactly where i'll be because if you're really my soul mate you'll just know. please get it right. last time, i dealt with my disappointment by sleeping with the pottery instructor.
i guess what i'm saying is, next time you think about going to the museum today instead of tomorrow when i'll be there, ask yourself: do you really want to spend the rest of your life alone? are you going to take the bus or walk? if you do walk and it's raining, how are you going to see me under my umbrella, unless i don't have one and you share yours, or i share mine and that's how we meet? so remember: never leave the house without an umbrella... or with one. it's your choice. i think i explained pretty clearly what's at stake.
are you reading this on a public computer? i'm right behind you. turn around!
am i still there?
god, you're a slow reader.
point is , hanging over every decision you make, however small, is the sword our loneliness. i am out there. find me. but please hurry. i know we're meant to be together for eternity, but i can't wait forever.
oh my god! i just ran into my pottery teacher. that's so random.
cool:
stephen colbert.
not cool:
sarah jessica parker.
actresses i have briefly been in love with since 3-19-07:
michelle williams.
shannon marie woodward.
mary elizabeth ellis.
melissa rauch.
katie holmes.
zooey deschanel.
old school melissa joan hart.
1989 ione skye.
2005 ione skye.
kari byron.
state license plates i have seen:
california.
oregon.
nevada.
arizona.
new mexico.
washington.
north carolina.
florida.
new york.
idaho.
michigan.
minnesota.
louisiana.
texas.
south dakota.
colorado.
hawaii.
nebraska.
utah.
ohio.
virginia.
wisconsin.
oklahoma.
pennsylvania.
maine.
maryland.
tennessee.
illinois.
iowa.
connecticut.
georgia.
vermont.
wyoming.
alaska.
new jersey.
mississippi.
missouri.
montana.
kentucky.
arkansas.
indiana.
rhode island.
south carolina.
delaware.
massachusetts.
kansas.
honorable mention:
district of columbia.
alberta, canada.
baja california.
dvd's i want to buy:
the drew carey show.
frasier.
king of the hill.
fresh prince of bel-air.
hook.
scrubs season 5.
seinfeld season 7 & 8.
stranger than fiction.
that '70s show season 6.
hot fuzz.
garden state.
names i'm considering for my future children (i'm also taking suggestions):
deuel.
casper.
amanda.
joshua.
telemachus.
santy.
qualifications of my future girlfriend/wife:
must have a pulse.
cannot wear those jeans without the back pockets.
must know how to prepare a bowl of cereal.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bebban Stenborg & pretty, nice girls who wear white dresses.
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