About me: hello.
my name is daniel. i'm your soul mate, the one person on this earth who's perfect for you in every way. yes, i exist, and yes, everyone else you've been with is a pale substitute. we're meant to be together, but we've never met.
you see, there are 6 billion people in this world and you encounter at most 1,000 people per day, so statistically our paths would cross only once every 16,500 years. if we're going to beat those odds you need to work harder, because so far you've done a spectacular job of messing this up.
remember when you bought that pack of gum and the clerk asked you if you wanted a bag, but you were in a rush so you said no? if you'd waited that extra three seconds you would have missed the next train, making you late for the play, so they wouldn't have let you in the theater until the first scene was over, and i would have entered the lobby - also late - and we'd have gotten to talking. we probably would have just skipped the play and gotten coffee and then... Pow! fifty years of golden summers at the lake house.
another example: remember when you signed up for a yoga class? you should have signed up for a pottery class. i was taking a pottery class! how hard is that to figure out? and don't just sign up for a pottery class next time, because i might have moved on to hip-hop cardio. i can't tell you exactly where i'll be because if you're really my soul mate you'll just know. please get it right. last time, i dealt with my disappointment by sleeping with the pottery instructor.
i guess what i'm saying is, next time you think about going to the museum today instead of tomorrow when i'll be there, ask yourself: do you really want to spend the rest of your life alone? are you going to take the bus or walk? if you do walk and it's raining, how are you going to see me under my umbrella, unless i don't have one and you share yours, or i share mine and that's how we meet? so remember: never leave the house without an umbrella... or with one. it's your choice. i think i explained pretty clearly what's at stake.
are you reading this on a public computer? i'm right behind you. turn around!
am i still there?
god, you're a slow reader.
point is , hanging over every decision you make, however small, is the sword our loneliness. i am out there. find me. but please hurry. i know we're meant to be together for eternity, but i can't wait forever.
oh my god! i just ran into my pottery teacher. that's so random.
bahaha. miss bravo. bahaha. i donno to me it sounds silly but ok.
mr. lopez! really? i thought it was cold in the morning hahaha. jk! hmmm i thought you would still think of going since led zeppelin songs are going to be played and the Eagles! i am gonna go with Han most likely and my little muchkins (cousins) thought u would go with andrew or sumthang and we would meet over there! but ok. some other time :)
the office is an awesomeamazing show, you're missin out :). are you excited for the arrested development movie? i am. i love the bluth family in all their insanity. whoa, we had algebra II together?? i guess that makes sense, i was always a level behind everyone else in my class because i hated math. hm. interesting. yeah, alanah and i were buddies and tammy and i had art together. btw you're whole written spiel about soul mates was entertaining to read.
why hello there daniel, nice to myspace meet you, haha. I'm Lauren. who do we both know? you said we have a few friends in common. what other kind of music do you like? i noticed you also have good taste in shows; scrubs, for instance. one of the best shows ever :)
ah, you went to Calvary, i found the common link! and apparently graduated the year after me.
thanks for noticing the kinks quote, first time anyone has noticed it or at least commented on it. i see you're a big fan yourself, you have good taste indeed.
naw lol:) i have facebook, but its just super complicated for my simplenessness hahaha i hardly go on it, only cuz a few of my friends made that whole transition to it
ill get on facebook when i remember besides this moment lol
ohhh hahaha omg yosemite falls is like the best view there, but now the
waterfall isnt as full as before which was why i wanted to go up there
in the spring. but a summer hike wouldnt hurt :) i got my knee brace
on! lol
and yea im guessing i didnt run correctly on one leg, which is
actually a little longer than my other one, figures, so i dont have
enough cartilage to absorb any shock. that, my friend, i didnt find
out until i ran a half marathon this past march and i ve never been in
so much pain in my life lol:) but i got a medal out of it
yoga here i come lol
umm lets see, i go to fresno state, like an hour away from merced,
commuting isnt too bad, but there are plenty days when i need to stay
later or im just tired, so making a move is something im looking
forward to.
oh yea, and my lovely car..... broke down on me three times, and i had
to trust complete strangers two of those times. lol i was really lucky
lol:), you want to go to whittier college because of its mascot? its a little similar here too, fresno has my major even though i have like 2 other nice colleges closer fresno state is hella bomb tho hey are u wrestling for your college???
hahaha i hear the term single and ready to mingle coming from you lol:)
im looking forward for school mainly because its gonna be keeping me from staying at home too long, im looking for a job somewhere with no luck yet and really needing one so i can move closer to my school. i need to get away! lol
hmmm adventures for me... not too many risky thrills like theme parks, i've been wanting to hike yosemite since march, but no one wants to go or cant... i am seriously craving next day soreness because oh boy, im done with running because of a bad knee and i basically have like a half year's worth of bottled energy in my skinny legs lol:)
you going to school at your home town?? wherever that may be
lol:) yea its been a long time, like ages haha
wow so they have you coaching wrestling, for a high school or are you coaching like a college team? thats pretty good
well ive been hanging out at home and out with friends when we can, its
a friggin slow summer down, im seriously looking forward for school to
start already lol
