Alan awoke with a start. This wasn't his room, and that certainly wasn't his dad approaching out of the wastelands. "You look tired," said Sam Neil, proffering a glass to his guest. "Thought a helping of fine red might get your ball rolling. Let's go, 'Doctor Alan'!" he winked playfully and grasped his guest's knee. "That T-rex won't dig itself up!"
I hated that. Biggest waste of my time, if that guy is for real - he's gonna die at a very young age, probably by getting bashed. Never send me crap like that again, however, anything else much more interesting is super welcome - as always i love things made by yours truly but that was horrific. Love you Alan-head. Send me your residential addy too so I can send you an invitation to my 18th fiesta.
Comments
Jul 20 2009 12:10 AM
you've never made a cent in your life, now you're saying you make 200 bucks a day.
what a hack
Jul 4 2009 3:51 PM
Jul 2 2009 9:18 AM
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Jun 25 2009 2:27 PM
I was so tired I mistook bearded Hugo Weaving for Sam Neil.
Jesus. Sorry, Mr. Neil.
Jun 22 2009 8:13 AM
"Why no, I have never even heard of Grinderman so why would you even SAY something like that to me? I'm Sam Neil."
Jun 19 2009 7:18 AM
Alan awoke with a start. This wasn't his room, and that certainly wasn't his dad approaching out of the wastelands.
"You look tired," said Sam Neil, proffering a glass to his guest. "Thought a helping of fine red might get your ball rolling. Let's go, 'Doctor Alan'!" he winked playfully and grasped his guest's knee. "That T-rex won't dig itself up!"
Jun 10 2009 7:11 AM
listen to this with your pants down
Jun 9 2009 12:22 PM
Jun 8 2009 11:47 AM
ALAN!
Jun 3 2009 7:04 AM
Jun 2 2009 8:28 AM
May 26 2009 1:02 AM
May 20 2009 2:17 AM
May 16 2009 5:19 AM
May 15 2009 11:37 PM
xx
May 7 2009 1:17 AM
May 5 2009 3:21 PM
Slits interview man - PURE GOLD
May 3 2009 3:44 AM
May 1 2009 11:29 AM
lets hang soon bra. need some serious drinky drinky time. no pants
YES!?
Apr 30 2009 1:54 PM
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Apr 30 2009 9:31 AM
Apr 30 2009 5:54 AM