Edith Cowan University
Perth, WA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Politics
Minor: Writing
Clubs: The Outrageous Frat Boys association.
Greek:
Alpha Beta Tau
About me: In 20,000 B.C. Gareth was born to "Ugh" and "Nugh" of the Hill People. In 15,000 B.C. he strangled his first dinosaur. He founded the Roman empire around 450 B.C. and then crushed the Western half of it sometime not long after the birth of baby Jesus after becoming bored with the decor. Gareth drove the Islamic tribes out of Spain with the intention of using it for a cheap holiday destination for fat lazy English tourists, but sadly the Spaniards had other plans. Gareth would have the last laugh centuries later. After Gareth, a short man, mocked Napolean Bonaparte, an even shorter man, about his height, calling him a "short arse" and comparing him to Tom Cruise, Bonaparte began his conquest of Europe. Other blunders Gareth admits to having caused are the Spanish Inquisition, the American War of Independance and Tay Zonday's hit viral internet song "Chocolate Rain". Laying low after impersonating Paul McCartney when the later was killed in a car accident in 1965, Gareth toured Melbourne with Will Stoker and The Embers in February 2008, and can briefly be glimpsed in this performance at Roxannes in the "China Town" district of that Eastern Australian city:
Gareth is currently ghost writing Donald Rumsfeld's memoirs, "I did it my way - and bombed the shit out of Iraq - reflections on a career in American Foreign Policy".
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ooooh, was the standup stuff on DVD or what? just as classy eh, germaine is such a stud. I want to have his babies, or, like, something. haha well this had your name written all over it..
they certainly did. it was an interesting choice of venue. the lights were shitty there, i had to work extra fucking hard to make the bands look good. ergh.
from the meagre information I recall of them, most certainly.... swell was what I unfortunately got caught up in, damn those tremendous cataclysmic floods... must've been about the same time you strangled your first dino? excuse the jaded memory, it has been a while! pleased to re-meet you too, brutha from maybethesame mutha Gareth =]
He has a tonne of vids up where he does a lot of people in.c the rest of The Beatles; John Lennon making a pot noodle and a few of Ringo where he always end up drinking :P Some of them are pretty hit and miss and not that funny, he does Liam & Noel as well. He's more or less an impressionist/comedian type fella.
