Goreboy Radio

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? No, well I have! See, I died several years ago after being violently run down by a cow driving a truck. The death was mysterious and was, presumably, far too strange to warrant any kind of intensive investigation.

Many weeks after my fruitful life was brought to a tragic end, I was brought back to life by a Shaman, who feared that my death might bring about the end of the world. Having tried Trioxin (which failed to revive me), the Shaman reasoned that the best method of resurrection would be to hit me several times with a large leathery stick. It worked. I arose, inspired and ready for action.

And thus, The Goreboy was born!

I could have caused a riot. I could have tracked down that vicious cow and administered a serious beatdown. No, no. Instead, I took up a job working in the graveyard, scored up my own high-tech hole in the ground and began The Goreboy Radio Podcast. Because that's what Satan would do.