Anybody within the Gorey Area, who isnt ginger....
oh fine James you can be in it...
Influences
The Gaunt family for there out standing work in inbred relations (up untill the end and even if they were a bit evil)
Funky Monks
Blue Buffallllloos
Rockin Rabbits
Groovy Gakkos
and a bit of Jazzy Juganoughts...
Sounds Like
Why read wat we saound like, dont be a fool...
PRESS PLAY!!!
Bloomin gakk!
They say it started with a bang, well we will tell you how it was...
It all started with the two co father figures of the family, brothers of spirit Sir. Oliver Andrew Clark Kent and Lord Ryan Alexander De Jersey Douglas.
These were two of the spunkiest mothers around, spreading their seed with a funky sound, with much effort and mistakes in the past, one seed got lucky and fathered a young cayman child by the name of BB.
Through countless lessons of tourture, woman, the cycle of brown in a bath tub he eventually reached a ripe age and became green.
It was to this time that other seedlings cropped up out of the mist...
There was Harry the runted offspring of the second seed, whos we never could tell, due to the undiniable tales the 3 currents renamed this child a Scratchy. The next foon of our poon was James with his ginger hair, obviously a very very very distant cousin of the family.
With the increasing population of the family we decided to cut off the outside world. we had already experienced an infection of pureness with James, we could not risk anything worse.
Once the bassic familly was formed the forefathers decided to work the offspring to an effect of a musikal family.
Musik was spawned to tell the stories of our lives...
Call them tales of our missbeings if u may, but they travel much deaper, than you or any non-family could ever know!
The ancient natives say that if you join in with the direct actions of the nation,
you yourself might be able to capture some of the spirit...
(This is the bassic story of the inbreds, the family has a wider vocabulary now... im sure you can pick up who the newer spawns are... and who they aren't...)
Branchage Film Festival and Asylum present Branchage In The Asylum this Saturday October 3rd, 7 pm, at Live Lounge. Three awesome music films: All Tomorrow's Parties, Soulwax, and Bow Selector. Three brilliant bands: Nailed To The Furnace, Whitechapel Murders, and Brobots! Tickets available now. http://www.wegottickets.com/event/57866
This weekend there's a double treat for fans of live music at Live Lounge, Jersey. On Friday July 24th, epic pop from Gasp'n gus from France, with support from Jerseybob and special guest DJ Rosbif.
On Saturday July 25th, Oxjam Jersey in association with Asylum presents six bands, four DJs, a live hip hop vocalist, one dance crew, a raffle with awesome prizes, and lots more, all in aid of Oxfam. Show starts at nine on two floors! Tickets from SDS and White Label Records.
Sunday, May 24th, at Live Lounge: Jersey Hospice Care - Bedell Group Ecuador Challenge 2009 with Falenizza Horsepower, The Mighty Bulletproof, Esther Rose Parkes, Jamie Lee, Salem's Lot, The Porcupine Effect, and Carlo & Livingstone. Experience the power of good.
Next Friday, 15th May, Asylum proudly presents celebrated pop classicists of Leeds, The Light Streams, alongside Crowne and The Empty Seven. Don't miss it!
What are you thinking of doing this Friday? If it isn't going down to Live Lounge to witness the unstoppably mighty Bulletproof, the intensely dark Nocturnum, and the uniquely horrible We Bury Our Own, have a word with your bad self.
Asylum Live Lounge goes weekly due to overwhelming demand from the steadily growing community of Jersey musicians and their fans.
Friday 27th March is the next one, when Lloyd Yates and his awesome band are joined by Jackson Lee and The Healers for a night of sublime roots-funk fusion and beautiful songs.
This Friday, March 20th, we present a trio of world-class rock bands. The show's theme is new. BlackStats - new songs, new bassist ... Banquet - another new bassist, new songs ... The Empty Seven - new new new!
This week also sees the launch of Asylum YouTube channel featuring interviews, performances, and behind-the-scenes footage. Asylum TV - subscribe, befriend and be a part of it.
Hello! Our second single ‘Bill Hicks’ is now available for pre-order on download, 7" and CD.
We are self-managed, self-published, and self-released on our own record label and our debut single "Trauma Town" entered at #9 in the Official UK Indie charts. We're hoping to make this one go even bigger -
Friday 6th March at Asylum Live Lounge: Teaspoonriverneck, Falenizza Horsepower and The Centeniers. A night of intense, and unknown pleasures, is promised.
This Friday, 20th February, at Live Lounge: Danny, Zack, Brin and The Colonel return to Jersey for Asylum presents the mighty Nemesis with support by Salem's Lot.
Eighteen years ago the spandex was tight as the perms and beer was £1 a pint. The fire of heavy rock never really dies, it just occasionally splutters in the winds of time, and then returns with monstrous rhythm, skull-squashing bass, razor-sharp guitar solos and preposterously glorious lyrics. Prepare for the metal mayhem!
The picture shows Captain Asylum snapping a brontosaurus's head off with one punch. That is rather like how you'll feel after you've seen and heard these great bands - like Captain Asylum, triumphant in conquest of the Jurassic Period, or like the dinosaur which is obviously f**ked. Either way.
The Speedways, Jaded Things and Brave Yesterday are playing at the Live Lounge tomorrow, Friday 6th. It starts at ten. DJing will be by Carlo Zen and Livingstone.
This Friday, 23rd January, The Free Wheelers, Lloyd Yates and The Experience make the groovy line up for the third Asylum Live Lounge show. Electro acoustic protest psy-boogie with dancing and lovin'.
