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It all started one shitty Monday morning. This over-the-top douche bag contacted this other fucking scumbag and they decided to work together to make this homemade porno titled, "Smeared in WhoreShit." Well, the movie won several Emmy's® and the actors were nominated for Oscars®. Afterwards, they picked up some prostitutes, got a bag of donuts and decided to get AIDS, because that was the only thing left for them to do. So they did. Eventually, their cocks fell off after a vivacious cock-slapping with some nuns and they decided it was time to put their lives to music. They joined forces with some recent parolees from Alcatraz and put together this "band." More like, "Band of Complete Assholes." And so Gorged was Birthed. From the rotten womb of a transvestite, methadone addict hooker, these Hep-C ridden loinspawn have defecated themselves to nothing but the most vulgar, insane and totally useless musick possible. They hope you enjoy it as much as they have enjoyed your mother's soft, tender mouth.
Without further adieu, we present the new sound of depravity – Obscene... Ignorant... And Completely Fem-Insane-Ist... GORGED-FUCKING-AFTERBIRTH. Suck a dick, homos.
"And there was much rejoicing..."
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Your grandmother was used and abused during the creation of this foetal mess.
REVIEWS
George Michaels - "I think I'd rather get arrested again for publicly soliciting sex, than listen to another minute of this amazing depravity!"
Richard Nixon - "Watergate? What the hell is that compared to the FLOODGATE of f@king filth cumming out of this fat sack of s@t!"
Jesus - "Wow, I can't believe I sacrificed my own life to spare the douche bags that created this. On the other hand... I'd rather listen to this than the screams of "DIE Heathen, die!" from the Roman bastards that nailed me the first time around..."
Barney the Dinosaur - "Awwwwww snap muthafukka! GA is like Christmas in July... or more like AIDS in May! I'ma be extinct if I keep jammin' to this c@3k-slappin' frenzy of polluted anus!"
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