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In the beginning there was just Gorilla.
One day Gorilla said, "Rock is getting dull, perhaps I should make it more independent."
And so it was wrought.
Not only was independent, or "indie" rock born, but Gorilla also decided to form a band of "indie rockers." Like prophecy dripping from the mouth of a magi of old he said, "AND I WILL NAME IT AFTER ANIMAL PARTS!!!!"
Because there was a shortage of Americans willing to dedicate themselves to this kind of labor, Gorilla was forced to hire illegal immigrant Mexicans.
These Regional Mexicans formed the Goat Throats.
Gorilla & the Goat Throats was bourn.
And the rest, as they say, was awesome.
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