We lose everything and employ the help of other people to find it. We used to be in the army. Sometimes we get up in the middle of the night to harass benevolent road cleaners who are just doing their job. We steal from the supermarket. We regularly show up in our friends' photographs when they don't really want us to be in them. We burn beds in the yard. We don't sleep very well. We go swimming. We play badminton. We watch black and white films like every other artist. We admire transit vans. Every once in a while we throw a chair across the room and then quickly apologise. We are foreign and use it to our advantage. We are often early.