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  • 28 / Male
  • COLUMBIA, Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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  • General

    NOW I SPILL MY GUTS - The Survey UPDATED!

    Name: Klaus Kinetic
    Birthday: 11-18-1981
    Birthplace: Washington, DC
    Current Location: Silver Spring, MD
    Eye Color: Brown
    Hair Color: Black
    Height: 5'6"
    Right Handed or Left Handed: right-handed
    Your Heritage: Guyanese, carib, Irish, Scottish, East Indian, Arab, African, and Portugese
    The Shoes You Wore Today: Black "Kick-your-face-in" steel toe boots
    Your Weakness: Music, Cute geek Chicks, my own self
    Your Fears: Failing... Actually failing this time
    Your Perfect Pizza: Pork (pepperoni, ham, bacon) and Pineapple
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finncial Sucess and FINALLY learn to drive
    Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck off!
    Thoughts First Waking Up: Another Shitty day..
    Your Best Physical Feature: My abs are coming back
    Your Bedtime: I have a bedtime???
    Your Most Missed Memory: Too many of them
    Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew... Bitch!
    McDonalds or Burger King: Grille Zone in Boston, or Five Guys in the DC area
    Single or Group Dates: Hmmm... Single is more intimate
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton of course
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Caramel
    Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
    Do you Smoke: cloves and hookahs... its a bad habit
    Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
    Do you Sing: Yup... putting out a new album soon
    Do you Shower Daily: Of course...
    Have you Been in Love: Ya... not that I make it a big deal..
    Do you want to go to College: Did it twice
    Do you want to get Married: Someday... when I'm a cat..
    Do you belive in yourself: I want to believe in myself...
    Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely
    Do you think you are Attractive: Not really. I have low self esteem though.
    Are you a Health Freak: Despite my smoking and drinking I pretty much am a health freak. :-p
    Do you get along with your Parents: Ya... now that I'm away...
    Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK YEA!!
    Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Keyboard, Percussion (not just drums)
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
    In the past month have you Smoked: Cloves only...
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: Other than the green... nopers
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well since I'm with someone... yes
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in a mall
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's rear
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yea! mmmm sushi!
    In the past month have you been on Stage: not since 2004
    In the past month have you been Dumped: Not in forever.
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
    In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
    Ever been Drunk: yes
    Ever been called a Tease: Always
    Ever been Beaten up: A Lifetime ago... Now I do the beating!
    Ever Shoplifted: yup...
    How do you want to Die: peacefully... or Battling an ogre LOL
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Eh... I'm 26...
    What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Amsterdam (again), Guyana, Spain, or Australia

    In a Boy/Girl..
    Favourite Eye Color: hmmm... depends.
    Favourite Hair Color: well... dosen't matter however I find myself very attracted to natural redheads.
    Short or Long Hair: Long and curly, or shoulder lenght bob-cut.
    Height: 5'8" and below
    Weight: Not too heavy... I still want to lift you up.
    Best Clothing Style: Varies (preferrably Boheiman, Geek, or Goth)
    Number of Drugs I have taken: These drugs you speak of?
    Number of CDs I own: A Shitload
    Number of Piercings: 1... for now
    Number of Tattoos: A Scorpion on my left shoulder...
    Number of things in my Past I Regret: A bunch

    Play with my pets... :-p
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  • Music

    Pretty much anything worth listening to. I'm into alot of House, Synthpop, Industrial, 80s, Goth, Breaks, Garage, Old Skool, EBM, Soul, Funk, Jazz, NeoSoul, J-pop, Samba, Classical, Rap (not all kinds though), Folk, Alternative, Punk... etc

    Some of the singers and bands I really like though are Prince, LED ZEPPELIN, Bjork, Tori Amos, VNV Nation, Wumpscut, Dog Fashion Disco, Android Lust, NIN, Rasputina, Laibach, Pigface, Rammstein, KMFDM, Red This Ever, Chemlab, Android Lust, Mindless Faith, MSI, Ministry, Run Level Zero, Mois Dix Mois, Queen, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Pink Floyd, HIM, David Bowie, The Cure, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, The Smiths, The Doors, Common, Jill Scott, Fiona Apple, Depeche Mode, Talking Heads, New Order, Paul Johnson, Bad Boy Bill, DJ Colette, Angel Alanis, Sebastien Leger, Jamiroquai, Duran Duran, Daft Punk, The Clash, Dimitri From Paris, Nas, Tupac, Talib Kweli, Kanye West, Talking Heads, Joy Division, Pantera, Gwar, Siouxie and the Banshees, Imogen Heap, Conscious Structure, Kindred The Family Soul ... just to name some.

  • Movies

    I am into alot of Film Noir (Black Cinema), Anime, Sci-Fi, Horror, Hong Kong, and Dark Comedy.

    I am beginning to appreciate comedy because it helps deal with things. Laughter is the best medicine.

    My Fav directors are Quentin Tarrantino, Alfred Hitchcock, and Stanley Kubrick.
    My list of favorites include Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Evil Dead, The Amityville Horror, The Exorcist, The Shining, North By Northwest, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, CQ, Run Lola Run, Vampire Hunter D, Fists Of Fury, Kill Bill, The Godfather Trilogy, Network, Red, The Dreamers, A Scanner Darkly, Beerfest, Drawing Restraint 9, Taxi Driver and The Professional.

  • Television

    NCIS, House MD, Law & Order SVU, PBS, 30 Rock, Family Guy, The Catherine Tate Show, Pushing Daisies, WKRP in Cincinnati, Tour Of Duty, Dr. Who, Firefly, Adult Swim, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, pretty much it...

    Why can't all chicks be as sexy and smart as Abby?? Seriously...

  • Books

    "Trainspotting" and "Glue" by Irvine Welsh, "As You Like It" by Shakespeare, "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelly, and The Entire Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice.

    My favorite playwright believe it or not is NOT Shakespeare (which I like him yes)... It's actually Lorraine Hansberry.


    In her short time on earth she has managed to capture social life in a vivid light. She tackled the struggle to create a better life for an African American family living in the Chicago southside in "Raisin In The Sun," which the title was taken from the Langston Hughes poem, "Dream Deferred." Then there was my favorite (and unfortunately her final one alive), "The Sign in Sidney Brustein's Window," which portrayed life in Greenwich Village in New York. The play tackled all aspects of life, including race, drugs, homosexuality, and politics.

    "I am ashamed of being alone.
    Or is it my loneliness that I am
    ashamed of? I have closed the shutters
    so that no one can see. Me. Alone.


    OK OK Enough with the literature lesson. LOL ..

  • Heroes

    My grandmother Beryl Chambers (1919-1987), a strong woman who raised 7 children without a father in Guyana, and took care of me for the first 5 years of my life. I miss her.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Gaithersburg, MD/Washington, DC
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Media Technician/Radio Producer/Adult Model
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • New England Institute Art

    • Brookline, MA
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: Broadcast Communications
    2006 to 2007

  • University Of Maryland-Eastern Shore

    • Princess Anne, MD
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: English
    • Minor: Theatre
    • Clubs: Drama Society, Wind Ensemble, Filmmakers Club, CCM, Caribbean Int. Club
    2000 to 2004

  • Col. Zadok A. Magruder High

    • Rockville, MD
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: JROTC, Marching Band, Track, and Drill Team
    1996 to 2000

Networking

Companies

  • Z Studios Audio Visuals

    • Silver Spring, MD US
    • Founder,Promoter, and Producer
    June 2006 - Present

  • Montgomery County Department Of Liquor Control

    • Bethesda, MD US
    • Clerk and Tech Support
    July 2005 - August 2006

  • NEIALive.com - All Independent Radio

    • Brookline, MA US
    • Air Staff
    Sept 2006 - January 2008

  • KISS 108 (WXKS-FM)

    • Boston, MA US
    • Production Intern
    September 2007 - December, 2007

  • Macy's

    • Cambridge, MA US
    • PT Sales Associate
    July 2007 - May 2009

  • Harvard University

    • Cambridge, MA US
    • Audio/Video Technician
    January, 2008 - May 2009

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About me:

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. " -- Patrick Bateman.


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I am not a puppet. Nor am I anyone's bitch. I've become a juxtaposition of myself. People want to be me without knowing me. I do not like surprises because they seem to be bad. I do not wish to be on a leash, or secure. I am no more than a waste of space, among the other wastes of space in this cursed Earth. The destruction of the glamorous life has tunred me off to most materialistic things. I would love to be rich, and powerful and secure, but if I do that, what else is left?

I've come to find myself finding comfort in the Carnal Knowledge of life. Looking out at the falseness of everyone, I don't seem to be bothered by much. I've spent much of my time alone, so I am not used to an abundance of friends, but they still follow, and I gracefully accept it like a Cuban cigar, or a $300 bottle of Scotch. My days are spent utilizing my talents, and my nights are spent lurking around the city.

I live sin, hopefully finding salvation in my own sense. Lovers come and go, and the hookah is always full. This is my place... this is my life... and my eyes are open and my finger is always on the trigger.

That's the way of Klaus Kinetic.

I spend my days milking the intelligence of youth for what it's worth . I am a DJ, a radio producer, a media technician, a rouge of trades, A douchebag to some, a friend to many. I love my camera. I take pictures around town, and I live, eat, and breathe my career.

And you want to be my friend?

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Guyana... REPRESENT!

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My radio show... Z... returns Late 2009.


Z Returns soon.

That's pretty much it. Leave the drama at the door and complaints down below. VM.




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Who I'd like to meet:

I've met that someone. She is someone who can deal with how I am and can be sometimes, someone who isn't perfect, and doesn't expect me to be. She is that someone who has an eclectic taste in the arts, loves playing rpg, likes to go and watch anime at Harvard and party with me and my friends. It took three years apart from each other to reaize how we should've been together all along. <3
But ya... would love to meet friends.. :-)

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