I like art, tattoing and drawing. I like to create fake profiles on match.com just to get the kind of date my mom would want me to have, but would never have me. I like to read books of the mystery, horror and forensic variety. I like to use big words, pointlessly, in sentences. I like to start sentences with the word "I"....wait....huh. I like to drink a lot of coffee, i see it as a calling, or as a religion..... And if you have seen my brain, please tell it to come home soon......and, my interests also include buck knives, molotov cocktails, hatred of religion, philosophy, coco puffs, fishnet stockings, sand, pirhanas, gummy worms, ugly shoes, sleeping with one eye open, unicycles, Atari (Asteroids and Space Invaders, bee-atch!!!), and single contact lenses.....
And, as much as a bitch as i appear to be, always remember i am 1000 times harder on myself and more critical of myself than i ever am with anyone else. i am wearing the mother of all hairshirts, all the damn time. i have elevated self-hatred to cult-like status, kiddies......
Music
...SAY ANYTHING!!!, NEW GOUND GLORY!!, JIMMY EAT WORLD!!!, saves the day, plain white t's, Brand New, simple plan, Ground Control, Bullet for My Valentine, Under Oath, The Bravery, silversun pickups, rise against, The Clash, The Doors, Coheed and Cambria, Tool, Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Bloodhound Gang, PJ Harvey, MC Chris, Muse, The Killers, All-American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars, Reverend Horton Heat, Social Distortion, Pink, sam phillips, lily allen, Suzanne Vega, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Thursday, senses fail, coldplay, Ratt, Cinderella, Motley Crue, Alvin and the Chipmunks, REM, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Garbage, AFI(but i think that guy is way gay...ha!)...DAMONE, BITCH, and for some reason, any new wave music from the 80's..........
Movies
anything with a vampire in it---plus, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, snatch (the movie, perverts), anchorman, dodgeball, old school, chocolat, the goonies, top secret!, better off dead, sixteen candles, pretty in pink, lord of the rings, star wars, harry potter, secretary, ghost in the shell, ninja scroll, monty python and the holy grail, nightmare before xmas, corpse bride, under the tuscan sun, donnie darko, the matrix series, the blade series, and of course, MOTHERFUCKIN BOONDOCK SAINTS...., and all the kevin smith movies except jersey girl......
Television
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE (all non-believers must die in flaming agony), House, CSI--the Las Vegas version ONLY!!! Family Guy, Futurama, Psych, and Law and Order re-runs.....and has anyone seen BET late nights??? Whatever the hell is going on there, I totally approve!!!
Books
anything by Stephen King, Janet Evanovich, Lee Child, Sue Grafton, Kathy Reichs, Robert Parker, Jan Burke, Lisa Scottoline, John Sandford, Jonathan Kellerman, Michael Connelly, John Connelly, Robert Jordan, anything edited by Susie Bright. some of Patricia Cornwell, plus, philosophy---hobbes, locke, machiavelli (RULES), feminist works.......THE CAGE BY AUDREY SCHULMAN.....AND....EROTICA, EROTICA, EROTICA......because someone has to read that dirty shit.....
Heroes
all of the tattoo artists who came before me and paved the way.....and all of the women who are still getting heavily tattoo'd, against convention....whoever invented the cupcake, people who still can't tie their shoes, the little asian mushroom guys from Fantasia, and anyone who has read all the above shit......oh, and [DIS]Blackzilla.....yeah, that's right.....you heard me, cause i said it.....
Valkyrie's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
galaxy 911
Body type:
5' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Grad / professional school
Occupation:
tattoo artist, beet farming dominatrix
Valkyrie's Companies
Stained Skin Second Skin Newark, Ohio US social worker/tattoo artist
About me: i am often underestimated.
i am often stereotyped.
do either and i will kick your ass up between your ears.
KICKING CUPID'S WORTHLESS CHERUB ASS AND FUCKING UP THE INSTITUTION OF LOVE SINCE 1989.....I am a Licensed Independent Social Worker/Tattoo Artist. I also aspire to win a Nobel Prize for destroying humanity. I like long walks in the moonlight and serial killing. I like to workout, read, draw, and compulsively shop. I can tap dance on one foot, for dollars, I also will take yen for my killer dance moves. Drinking is entertaining also, but i rarely drink much anymore, as my liver sent me a formal "cease-and-desist" letter. Master Shake is my boyfriend, thanks to roofies. And Kyle Messina is gay. You can tell, because he's standing by that gay milkshake. if all this isn't off-putting enough, i am also extremely stubborn and independent. try to manipulate or control me, and i do exactly the opposite of what you are after...because i am hard-headed and a contrary bitch like that....i have fought hard to get where i am and to be who i am, and i will not bend to anyone. period. My favorite thing to do is tattoo--I work at stained skin second skin in newark....and work is my passion. The one place I feel truly at home is at the shop. if you want some bright and intense color custom work, or if you just want my hands on you, look me up at the shop. Before I sound too gooey/mushy (because I hate that girly shit), might I also add that I am a master of the five-foot-tall ninja kick to the head....a move I tend to deploy after about 7 Michelob Ultras. I tend to pee alot, and tell people all about it when i do. I gave up riding bicylces after i got my shoelace wrapped up in the pedal and fell over on the side of the road in a pile of humiliation....a stupid move which rendered me boyfriendless for 3 years......which is generally how i love to roll...... And, lest I forget...I love to drive around with my toaster....Cause that's how we roll in NERK, BITCHES!!!! and for those of you looking to buy me an early xmas/bday gift, hook me up with a new fridge, gas oven, and maybe stick a hot straight-edge fellow in the fridge for me......there's nothing like waking up to that shit!!!! ;)
Who I'd like to meet: i prefer to associate with other heavily tattoo'd and pierced people who have problems with authority. if you've thrown a flaming bag of poop at someone's house, you are my kinda people (as long as it wasn't my house, asshole)....and i want to meet the person who invented chocolate....so i can smack that fucker directly in the lips.....hhhmmm...yum...chocolate....i hate that asshole...whoever he is.....oh yeah.....SANTA PLEASE SEND ME SOME FUCKING COMMON SENSE!!!
haha... i changed it back. cannot look all sweet and innocent hahaha. oh james is working again... it shouldn't be but a few months and i can come visit u!!!!
my arm is pretty good.. however i am going to have to wait until i find a job to be able to come back in im really low on funds. i did have a few interviews though so im waiting to hear back from them
how are things out there? im going to try to be up there again soon ill keep you posted! <3 ya
hey punk haha when are you in the shop..days and hours??? want to stop in and talk to you bout some tats and get an appt hopefully made soon!!! Let me know:0)
wonderful just been working and stuff you know nothing to new right now how were your holidays and stuff what did santa bring you?? oh oh im going to vegas next month thats fun :) how are you doing hunn
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