Smizz: The Ghettographer.
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20 years old
S-Town // Sheffo, SoYo, Northeast
United Kingdom



Last Login: 8/29/2008
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    Smizz: The Ghettographer.'s Interests
General>>>>> Art of all forms.>>>>> Art+Language. >>>>> Film.>>>>> Music.>>>>> Cityscapes.>>>>> Photography.>>>>> Modernist Architecture.>>>>> Sheffield, New Orleans and New York, respectively.>>>>> Literature.>>>>> Zines e.g. TOASTAR ZYNE.>>>>> Poetry.>>>>> Blogging.>>>>> Trying to get famous.>>>>> Appericating all walks of life.>>>>> The blue Sky.>>>>> Sunsets. >>>>> Podcast.>>>>> Drawing.>>>>> Art Criticism.>>>> The art of Curation.>>>> Buildings that kiss the sky.>>>>> Reading. >>>>>> Philosophy. >>> Departures and Arrivals.>>>>>>>>>> The Homeless Art of the Culturally Dispaced.
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>>>>> The unexpected type.
>>>>> This weeks favourite artists are:
>>>>> Quantic Soul Orchestra.>>>>> Bloc Party.>>>>> Kanye west>>>>> Kevin Michael>>>>> Mr Hudson and the Library.>>>>> Dizzee Rascal.>>>>> Kidz In The Hall.>>>>> Beastie Boys.>>>>> Go! Team.>>>>> Bird York.>>>>> Billy Bragg.>>>>> Hellogoodbye.>>>>> Mark Ronson.>>>>> J Dilla.>>>>> Maroon 5.>>>>> Nas.>>>>> Ben Folds.>>>>> Panacea.>>>>> Peter, Bjorn and John.>>>>> Sergio Mendes.>>>>> DJ Jazzy Jeff.>>>>> Bow Wow + Omarion. >>>>> Jay Z. >>>> Junior Senior. >>>>> Faithless >>>>> De La Soul. >>>>> Gilles Peterson. >>>> Chris Brown. >>>> Underworld. >>>> Common. >>>> Lupe Fiasco
Movies>>>>> Arthouse ones where nothing really happens bu you're gripped and the cinemotography is breath-taking.
>>>>> City Of Gods.>>>>> Brasil.>>>>> Little Miss Sunshine.>>>>> Good Luck and Good Night.>>>>> Adaptation.>>> Magnolia.>>>>> Garden State.>>>>> Crash.>>>>> Goodbye Lenin.>>>>> The Edukators.>>>>> C.R.A.Z.Y.>>>>> Brick.>>>>> JFK.>>>>> Day After Tomorrow.>>>>> La Appartment.>>>>> The beat That Skipped My Heart.>>>>> All About My Mother.>>>>> Tsosti.>>>>> Dedication. >>>>> Science of Sleep. >>>> The Lives of Others. >>>>> Escape Doncatraz. >>>>> Atonement. >>>> A Guide To Recognising Your Saints. >>>>> Into The Wild. >>>> The Bridge. >>> Freedom WRITERS. >>>> Space Odessy:2001. >>>>> The thin Red Line. >>>>> The bridge. >>>>> Paranoid Park. >>>>> Elephant
TelevisionTV is subsequently evil. However I make exceptions for Ugly Betty//// House M.D.//// Extras//// Sex and the City//// Family Guy//// Teachers//// American Dad//// The Office (British)
BooksTravel Guide books. Philosophy Books. Art specific books. Prefably those arty fart ones with lots of pictures. Classic literature that makes me look like a pretencious English Literature Lecturer.
HeroesInsert Cliche Here - - - ->>
Mom.
All my truely amazing friends.
Those funky people who have inspire(d) me.
Those who have helped shaped me.
these people mentioned are truely the worlds legends. Espeically those in the picture.
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     Smizz: The Ghettographer.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The DonxX - aster
Body type:5' 3"
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Pro Dreamer. Urban Artist. Future Revolutionary.
Income:Less than $30,000

   Smizz: The Ghettographer.'s Schools
Sheffield Hallam University
Sheffield, NW
Graduated: N/A
Major: Fine Art Bizaaaatch!
Minor: lessons of real life
Clubs: TOA$TAR ZINE; socialist; Snowboarding; breakdancing; graff + art ingeneral
 
Current Courses:

2006 to 2009
North Doncaster Technology College
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Fine Art
Minor: Media Studies; Sociology; Physics; English Language
Clubs: THE HEAD GIRL THAT REBELLED! Graffiti; Debate club, Art
 

1999 to 2006

   Smizz: The Ghettographer.'s Networking
Publishing - Art - Other
Fine Artist that covers Graphic Design, Illustration, Animation, Art in General. Wanting clients for commission work or to help build my portfolio. Apply within ;o)
Publishing - Editor - Managing
TOASTAR ZYNE : DOWNLOAD NOW. Looking for applicants for work apply within. I am the creator/ Artist/ designer/editor/photographer
Publishing - Business - Other
StreetForm Organization

   Smizz: The Ghettographer.'s Companies
Smizz Style Designs
Sheffield London New York, South Yorkshire UK
President/artist/designer/revolutionary/educator

Forever
Sheffield Surfers
Sheffield, South Yorkshire UK
Creative Director/artist.

2007 - Forever!
StreetForm! Non-Profit Arts Organisation
Sheffield, SY UK
Owner

2007 - on going



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///// Ain't No Love in the Heart of Sheffo City...





I AM
THE
PHILOSOPHER
KING
OF THIS
PLACE

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THIS
MYSPACE PAGE
IS MINE

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WELCOME
TO
MY
SMALL
WORLD

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SHEFFIELD
GHETTO
CONVOY
ALERT
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THE
SMIZZLE
SCHOOL
OF FINE
ART

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THEORY
THEORY
THEORY

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SHEFFIELD
GHETTO
CONVOY
ALERT
III

THOSE
THAT
CAN
DO

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THOSE
THAT
CAN
DO DO
TEACH

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THOSE
THAT
CAN"T
TEACH
DO DO

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SHEFFIELD
GHETTO
CONVOY
ALERT
IV
(Purpose)

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CRITICISM
IS THE
CONTINUATION
OF CULTURE
BY OTHER
MEANS

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WORD?


FACTS ABOUT ME:
Poverty is the gift that keeps on giving and To Hell with gravity!
I'm allll city, alll the time.
. I believe that there is indeed something rather than nothing, beauty in chaos and love in hate.
I also think that MYspace is ALOT better than Facebook.
My subsiquent education is from Mixtapes, White records, Movies, street culture and classic books
I have felt re-born in recent months.---- In both positive and negative ways. I've learnt that it's never the destination that counts... it's the journey.

I dislike real bad, tacky post modern architecture and Re-Generation. capitalists and Pop music and indie boy culture attitudes.
I <3 Sheffield City /// Art of All forms. /// Travelling /// Taking Photo's /// Surfing Online /// Apple Laptops /// C.Ds apposed 2 MP3 [especially i-tunes] /// Sleeping in /// Dreaming /// Writing ECT
I HAVE A CLOTHING LINE COMING UP CALLED SHEFFIELD SURFERS - LOOK OUT FOR IT
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>>>> I have a real kool zine. DOWNLOAD TOASTAR ZYNE PDF HERE. - - - ->> http://www.box.net/shared/92ednz7xxa




/////// IN LATEST NEWS:
WE HAVE SET UP STREETFORM [official website www.streeout.org] : just send me a message. The organisation focuses on working with 14-19year olds in the South Yorkshire Area with contemporary art. :o) Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

And I run the SHEFFIELD Version of the New York Art&Language group of the 1970's... Except we are the
CONTEMPORARY ART AS DIAOLOGUE GROUP Sheffield, 2008, Ya hearrrrd?
Who I'd like to meet:
>>>>>You. If you're on my page then you surely have some quality taste.
>>>>>People who appericate the neon lights and the cityscapes.
>>>>>> Love. Magic. Peace.

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/////////////////////////////// EVERYBODY NEEDS TO MEET THESE PEOPLE because they are amazing!!.


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Smizz: The Ghettographer.'s Friends Comments
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Drewonfire





Aug 29 2008 4:08 PM

ROFL... Can you draw that word for me please? Not sure what one is...
Drewonfire





Aug 27 2008 12:47 AM

Hell yeah... ask Jess! I hope she can come... that would be wicked! Real old school Sheffo trip... i miss them so much! That was an awesome summer when we did like 1000 trips! LoL

Yeah, just checked out your display picture! Its wicked! I'll have to check out what its about, but think im off to bed now... so put it on my list of things to do tomorrow when im bored! LoL... nite fo shizzle!
Drewonfire





Aug 27 2008 12:21 AM

Trying to keep MySpace alive... so im posting this random comment here... LoL

Just been bored out my brains, so i decided to search and check out your old blog! Just been pissing myself at your old comics... the one about the Siamese Horses, Jess on the train and Being chased by Doggers (a.k.a. Mrs Horse!)... LoL
Drewonfire





Aug 24 2008 1:55 PM

Yeah, this week is pretty shitty for me... quite booked up myself for time (work n shizz)... lol

Next week isnt too great for me either, Im free all day Monday & Wednesday, so those would be best if you have one of them off!

Im working Saturday, I cant go Manchester then... but it looks cool, hope ya enjoy it (if you do make the effort)...

ASDA is shitty as usual... I know what you mean... once Uni is out the way. I hope that I am only around in the UK for a little longer, just to get some money... then at the first chance... im getting out of this hell hole! LoL
Drewonfire





Aug 19 2008 4:23 PM

Haha... yeah, that was cool!

So, you using that e-mail now for MSN? or just for e-mailing?

Yeah, we should deffo do something again soon... next week maybe... you'll have to let me know what your working, and I will hopefully find out later what my rota is...
Drewonfire





Aug 7 2008 2:59 PM

ROFL! I believe you!

And yes, the worse ones always happen while out at a friends or in town... LoL.

So I guess while we are in London, it will probly happen! LoL

w00t! Cant wait, got a shitty 4 hour shift tonight at work, once that is out the way, it should fly to tomorrow. Just putting my camera on charge, n my Zune...
Drewonfire





Aug 4 2008 11:12 PM

(LAST ONE)

...when you start wiping your arse your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Ouch That Hurt Shit
The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hopped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.
Drewonfire





Aug 4 2008 11:08 PM

Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your arsehole stops burning.

Beer Drunk Shit
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the toilet. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.

The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in

The Bungee Shit
The kind of shit that just hangs off your arse before it falls into the water.

The Ring of Fire Shit
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your arsehole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.

The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.

The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.

The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

The Incredible Hulk Shit
The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.

The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your arse as it pushes its way out.

The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.

Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.

The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.

Oh Shit! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your arse so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!

The Never Ending Shit
It's the shit that keeps running out of your arse like pee, and just when you
Drewonfire





Aug 4 2008 11:06 PM

I was a little wrong, but here is the list for your education and enjoyment! LoL

Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...

Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.

Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your arse and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.


Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.

King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your arse wet.

Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!

Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.

Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there.
My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone
Aya...*





Jul 29 2008 12:52 AM

hey my crazy hot British girl~~~
where are you now?? NYC or UK??
Guess what!! I got job in Amsterdam so defineatly Ill visit you to UK!!!!!!! :)
it would be fun!!! Dont u think so??:p
siobhan





Jul 20 2008 5:45 PM

so, you want to be on my top friends list HOWEVER I AM NOT ON YOURS.
wowsers, that europe money is expensive.
hmmmmmm america sounds like fun. and all that £ to the $ shit is in our favour.
i dont think id need much persueding on this, but yes. lets talk on wednesday
xxxxxxxx
siobhan





Jul 16 2008 11:05 AM

we need to talk holiday soon.
i am so bored of this place
i have some books on europa in youd care to look a the them
?
xxx
Aya...*





Jul 1 2008 12:29 AM

heeeeeeeey NYC city giiiiirl :)
My life..... is great yo :)
but nothing special thats saaaad:( lol
today I got email from Trek America addvertaisment. it remainded me our trip yo!!!! Im pretty sure you are doing great job in ur intern girl!! coz u r sarah i know your art skill!!
i have an interview on 12th in July. Im sooo nervas....lol Im chicken....lol
miss you tooooooooooooooo!! then i gotta go to NY to see you!!!hehe
Did u see any cool cute guys there??? introduce me some if u did!lol
U should take a shower everyday yo!lol

Luv you my hip hop girl!!
Drewonfire





Jun 28 2008 9:45 AM

Hey Smizz... howz its going in NYC? Bet your loving living and working out there!

Im here in Hong Kong, its going awesome, but for the past few days there has been a Typhoon here, so its been a bit of a bitch, too much rain! Like being back in UK! LoL

But other than that, the culture out here is amazing, and I've been trying (a