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Graham
Stand-Up / Female / Black
PALM STRIKE me on Twitter!!

Male
75 years old
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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   Graham's Comedian Bio
Bio
Website comedyfilmnerdsdotcom.com
InfluencesThe mirror.
MembersAmerican Red Cross,
TV ShowsVH1, Cram on GSN, Late Late Show-CBS, Chelsea Handler Show-E!, Strip Poker-USA, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Daily Habit-FuelTV
FilmsHello Junkie, Laffghanistan, "Graham Elwood: Live from Afghanistan." Visit my website
Albums"Graham Elwood: Live From Afghanistan" DVD available at comedyFilmNerds.com and aspecialthing.com

    Graham's Interests
Generalloud whistling, karate, not talking, preemptive strikes, surfing. Watch this video of my craft as an artist. I love sharing my gifts to the world especially in the medium of music. My creator gave me this gift of song to share with the world. Namaste. .. .. ..
MusicGreen Day, Miles Davis, Beastie Boys, Nina Simone, Van Stone, Andre 3000
MoviesThe Grey Fox, Bullet, Dirty Harry, The Enforcer, Rushmore, Godfather 1 & 2 (3 not so much), Batman Begins, M, Battleship Potempkin (see I went to film school) Old School, Into the Wild, Snake People, Robot Monster, Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter, Neighbors
TelevisionHawaii 5-0, Lost, Streets of San Francisco, Adult Swim, Rollergirls, West Wing, Star Trek, Heroes, The Wire, The Shield, Bionic Woman, Life, Dan August, Locked Up Abroad, Sarah Silverman Program, America's Game
BooksKite Runner, The compassion of Zen, Time Travelers Wife, The Swallows of Kabul, Books with pretty colors 'cause I'm dumb, Ocean Star, Petal Pushers
HeroesSteve McGarrett, Batman, Churchill, Walter Payton, Malcom X, Bruce Lee, Bionic Woman, Sister Mary Jane, Lux, That guy from America's Most Wanted (Something Walsh), Buddha, HH Dali Lama, Lt. Uhura

     Graham's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Crime Fighter

   Graham's Schools
University Of Arizona
Tucson,Arizona
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Medi Arts
Clubs: Comedy Corner, Laxcats
 

1987 to 1991

   Graham's Companies
Chickenface Productions
Santa Monica, CA US
Supreme Comander
Somewhere

grahamelwood.com
Santa Monica, CA US
Flunky
West Coast Corporate Office

ComedyFilmNerdsDotCom.com
Santa Monica, CA US
Partner

April 2008 to present


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"Live From Afg" DVD rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 24 2009 8:00P
Balboa Theater w/ Brian Posehn and Doug Benson San Diego CA
Jul 28 2009 8:00P
Big’s Bar and Grill w/ Doug Benson Fullerton CA
Aug 20 2009 8:00P
Go Bananas w/ Doug Benson Aug. 20-23 Montgomery OH
Aug 27 2009 8:00P
Dr. Grins w/ Doug Benson Aug. 27-29 Grand Rapids MI
Oct 1 2009 8:00P
13 state Medical Marijuana tour w/Doug Benson Oct. 1-13 Providence RI
Nov 5 2009 8:00P
Headlining Laughs Comedy Club Kirkland Nov. 5-7 Kirkland WA
Dec 9 2009 8:00P
Headlining Skyline Comedy Club Dec. 9-12 Appelton WI

Graham's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

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Fart-N-Whistle's 2008 Holiday Special  (view more)

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   Graham's Blurbs
About me:
I have a new comedy DVD called "Graham Elwood: Live From Afghanistan" and "Palm Strike" t-shirts and bandanna's available at: comedyfilmnerds.com New photos taken by Dan Dion

For TV/Film contact: John Paradise @AKA Talent 323-965-5600 johnparadise@akatalent.com
Voiceover contact Cathey Lizzio @ CESD 310-475-2111 voiceover demo

50 Greatest Numbers with Jamie Kennedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAssmEARszo

Who I'd like to meet:
Time traveling robots, bounty hunters, Space pirates, Any and all Rollergirls. Steve McGarrett so I could ask him how he could pick up any phone and be "patched through" to anywhere. Any fans who send me photo's of themselves wearing my PALM STRIKE shirts or bandanna's will be put in my "Fandanna" photo album on Myspace.
Buy the "Graham Elwood: Live from Afghanistan DVD!" Watch,Graham, 2nd degree Yellow Belt entertain the Troops in Afghanistan. (10% of each sale from this DVD is donated to Disabled American Veterans dav.org)

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   Graham's Friend Space (Top 20)
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Graham's Friends Comments
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Jul 11 2009 3:48 AM

graham have a good weekend pimpin, hope life is treating you well
Comedian Nate Klaer





Jul 10 2009 11:50 PM

Come out to The Comedy Lounge this weekend for a great show with headliner Dani King, featuring Ray Love and special guest Andy Steinberg!

Shows are Friday and Saturday, 8 PM and 10:30 PM, doors open 45 minutes prior to showtime.

Tickets are $10 at the door, $8 pre-sale (message me back for info), and NO DRINK MINIMUM (although drinks are very well priced)!!

All shows are 18+.

So come on out this weekend for a great show at a great price!

The Comedy Lounge
"Where Funny Happens For a Reason!"

The Comedy Lounge at Draw Ten Bar and Grill
5444 E. Washington St.
Phoenix, AZ 85034
Ariel





Jul 8 2009 5:13 AM

Darn didn't get that message to get it resigned until today....we'll next time you're near Louisville, I'll see you again and get it resigned!
THE PATRIOT GIRLS USA





Jul 4 2009 3:57 AM

The Original Amanda





Jul 2 2009 9:20 PM

graham! come back to NYC! we miss you
♫ Jenn ♫





Jul 1 2009 6:03 PM

Graham, u kick ass...I know it's cuz of your yellow belt and all...lol We had a great time at the Louisville show. We were just visiting. So, hopefully we'll see you around Nashville sometime. Glad to have met you!
~Peace~
ashluh





Jul 1 2009 12:15 AM

Graaaaahm!!! I miss you!
The Comedy Film Nerds





Jun 30 2009 10:34 PM

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Lisa





Jun 30 2009 12:40 AM

Had a blast in the ville!!! I really enjoyed your show and had a blast hanging out! Hopefully I will see you in Cincy! LOVE the palm strike! Have a safe trip home.
Amanda





Jun 29 2009 3:38 PM

hell yes you gotta love the ville, and the palm strike!!! Cant wait to see ur show again, thnx for being such a cool ass yellow belt and partying with us!!
Alisha





Jun 29 2009 3:04 AM

Hi graham:

I hope you have a great week.

   Love,
   Alisha
chi-town shan





Jun 27 2009 10:06 PM

Hey Graham! Thanks! How are you???
Jason


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Jun 27 2009 4:22 PM

Thanks for coming to Louisville! I can't wait to see you guys again, Best show I have ever seen!!
The_Naytron_Bomb





Jun 27 2009 3:14 PM

Anytime man, we'll be there next time your in town too
The_Naytron_Bomb





Jun 22 2009 7:22 AM



Palm Strike!!! You, and Doug Benson killed it at the funny bone. Come back to St. Louis again.
BTW that elvish chick and her pineapple milk shake was out of control! haha
hollister





Jun 20 2009 2:17 PM

i freakin miss you graham...its bout time for you to come do another show in indiana...and if you dont im totally gonna palm strike you ass the next time i do see you!!!! smiles!!!
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Jun 14 2009 10:32 PM

HERE YA GO PLAYA HOPE YA LIKE IT

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Jun 14 2009 10:18 PM

WHAT'S UP YA BIG OL' MOTHA FUCKIN PLAYA !!!!!!! HOW'S LIFE TREATIN YA GRAHAM !!!!
Emptiness like Winter





Jun 9 2009 1:02 PM

It was an honor to meet you. I haven't cried with laughter like that since Dennis Leary's No Cure for Cancer. Thanks again
Haley





Jun 7 2009 2:55 AM

Its also a really great place for amazing Pearl Jam renditions! :)
Narmar





Jun 2 2009 8:08 PM

Hi Graham,... How are you? Long time no speaky!
Victor!





Jun 2 2009 6:29 AM

Hello, Graham! I'm happy to say hello to you today!
Small Leaks Sink Ships





May 30 2009 2:37 AM

SOME NEW STUFF WE PUT TOGETHER...ENJOY

Small Leaks Sink Ships- Phoenix Local Music from Phoenix Local Music.com on Vimeo.

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May 29 2009 5:31 AM

LOL FUNNY SHIT


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May 26 2009 10:16 PM

GRAHAM WHAT'S UP BIG PLAYA, YESTERDAY WAS THE 2 WEEK MARK NOT SMOKIN, IM TAKIN A LIL BREAK SO I CAN MAKE THIS MONEY !!!  HOPE YA HAD A GOOD MEMORIAL DAY PIMPIN, TAKE CARE AND HOLLA AT CHA BOY 
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