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THE ILLUSTRIOUS GRAND POOKA

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  • THE ILLUSTRIOUS GRAND POOKA

  • 95 / Male
  • Arsewasser, Djibouti, DJ
  • Last Login: 6/11/2009

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Interests

  • General

    ARCHAEOASTRONOMY, ETHNONUMEROLOGY, NEUROLINGUISTICS, ASTROPSYCHOLOGY, CRYPTOANTHROPOLOGY, EXOPSYCHOLOGY, XENOARCHAEOLOGY GNOSIS, ASHÉ, SHEN, JING, KUNDALINI, CUTEY-PIES, PRANA, MANA, RUAH, AETHER, ORGONE, QUINTESSENCE, THE BARDO, JEDI MIND TRICKS and CSF.

    POLYNOMIAL SYSTEM TOOLS like I-CHING coins, pooka shells for DILOGGUN, QABBALAH sticks, BAGUA or LUOPAN compasses, TAROT decks, RUNES, the TZOLKIN and HAAB calendars.

    Aromatherapy, Hydrotherapy, Reflexology, Homeopathy, Naturopathy, Iridology, Feng Shui Reading, Shiatsu, Qi Gong, Astrology

  • Music

  • Movies

  • Television

  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Coconut Grove, Florida
  • Height: 8' 11"
  • Religion: Taoist
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Witch Doctor / Oracle
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Companies

  • IGP Publications

    • vieux BILOXI, Mississippi US
    • Publishista

  • IGP Entertainment

    • the MAGIC City, Miami US
    • Dramatista

  • IGP Communications

    • BERLIN, ctrl+alt+Prussia DE
    • Impressario

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About me:

..
...whether you like it or NOT:

...a Walking ENCYCLOPEDIA of Temptingly USELESS INFORMATION, Specializing in ANCIENT, FORGOTTEN, and FORBIDDEN Knowledge: ASTROLOGICIAN Extraordinaire, Dutch Master, GEOMANCER, PUBLISHER, Producer, PERFORMER, Practitioner of TAOIST & ECSTATIC Medicine; One-Stop HOLISTIC-ERISTIC HANDYMAN, and Cunning LINGUIST to Boot!



The CRITICS RAGE: "ORACLE!", "HARBINGER!", SCAPEGOAT!", "DOJO YOYO!" and "COUCH NIGGA!"



CRISIS MANAGEMENT: Karma POLICE BOX. Advice and Assistance Available Immediately. Kiss to Open.



But WHY take MY word for it? Consider these self-indulgent testimonials:


I'm fairly certain it was white shoes after Labor Day, rather than white-on-white wash.


Most of Miami wishes I lived elsewhere too!


Ea! Ea! Skippy rkgyt jhf'sa itewn Paddle!


Hmmm, again with the cryptic languages thing... maybe it's the dripping alleyway?


Like a sad gynecologist, wise to the inner workings of women, yet utterly blind to their evil machinations...


Hmmm, well our meetings do usually involve heavy smoking, so anything's possible!


You think the fish cart was a hoot? Wait til you see what I've been doing to the Siegesaule!


Ok, now these are just bold-face lies. Diplomatic my arse!

'OH, great altar of passive entertainment ...bestow upon me thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible!'

Who I'd like to meet:



Healers, Teachers, Warriors, Shamans, Artists, Musicians, Visionaries, Benefactors, Extraterrestrials and Hot Little Cutie-Pies.
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