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GRANNYFIST
Hardcore / Grindcore / Black Metal

"FEEL THE POWER OF THE GRANNY"

Newcastle, New South Wales
Australia

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Last Login:  7/18/2008
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Member Since1/1/2006
Band Websiteau.geocities.com/grannyfist1/front
Band Members----- Granny Vocals, Mouth, Shit.

----- Saint Fistopher - Drums, Anus, Sperm

----- Smashed Up Head - Bass, Vagina, Pus

----- Fist Fistofferson - Guitar, Penis, Vomit
Influencesdeath metal, black metal, white metal , phil collins, horror movies, knives, chainsaws, arson, internet porn, christianity, old people, homosexuality
Sounds LikeShit getting stabbed by a thousand steel penises


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Our Website is Gay--- Why Dont You Visit it ... Gay Yourself up a little more
Record LabelNOISE MACHINE
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Jul 23 2008 9:00P
La Campana - CONSOLADOR DE DOS CARAS Sydney, New South Wales
Aug 9 2008 1:00P
Slaughtefest 2 - Hermanns bar Sydney, New South Wales

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yeah it says that we are playing at one of these gigs






watch some dodgy live videos from our last gig and listen to the dodgy sound ..... then wank your dodgy cocks or cunts




GRANNYFIST


CD + Live DVD out sometime when the fuck ever - Featuring the all New grannyfist gayanal assault
HOMODEMO CD available now, for limited time





GRANNYFIST - Live 3 november 2007 at the Harp, Tempe -
different to previous upload of footage from this set.

WARNING : ITS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VIDEO CLIPS





WARNING!!!!! These videos are NOT porn......


LIVE FIST SEXALOGY ...... Watch it on Youtube

SMASHING MY FIST UP YOUR ARSE

Recorded live at the station 4-4-07





PENIS AND MOUTH TORTURE

Recorded live at the Lucky Country 1-12-06





Grannyfist started in 2003 - as a 2 piece featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher - we had 3 releases, 2 of which are still available - 3 of which are crap
This is the reformed version of Grannyfist
Still featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher, but now with more idiocy and gay. because by late 2006 there was another member to the family......
The power of the granny has been expanded ..... Now you must also bow down to the Guitar vomit guru who is sometimes known as "Smashed Up Head".
This new addition to the family basically means that there will be more threesomes.....

Mid 2007 Smashed Up Head was arrested for being involved in an illegal gambling and porn racket in spain, so we had to get Granny's brother, Uncle Suss Cunt to fill in on guitar for an upcoming performance.
We wasn't sure wether we would see Smashed Up Head again, but one day he returned, but missing a few fingers.
Upset by the prospect that he would never play in Grannyfist again, Saint Fistopher felt pity on him and insited that he play bass
Smashed Up Head now has a reason to vomit and shit now that he has a bass guitar nailed to his gut.
And we all know that 4 sets of fists will always make for better anal orgies.

our plan is to tour the sex clubs of the world and catch aids.




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T-Shirts, Mugs, Aprons and Badges to name but a few items for sale.






DISCOGRAPHY


GRANNYFIST
GRANNYFIST - first album (No Longer Available)

FISTING GRANNY
FISTING GRANNY - available now - $7

GRANNY x   -----  New / old EP OUT NOW CUNTS  !!                           BUY IT OR GET FISTED!!!!
GRANNY X - OUT NOW - $6 -
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DIAREAR DEMO   -----  DEMO CD OUT NOW!!                           BUY IT OR GET FISTED!!!!
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Jul 19 2008 5:51 PM

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Jul 18 2008 8:50 PM

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Jul 18 2008 10:40 AM

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Add this banner to your profile please, support us !

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NEW SONG UP NOW !!!
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Jul 9 2008 3:45 AM

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Jul 3 2008 4:27 AM

Yes, it certainly does. Unfortunately it doesn't say that we are....

But I'll see you there anyway!
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Jul 3 2008 3:59 AM

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Jun 30 2008 7:26 AM

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP!

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Jun 23 2008 12:50 PM

Thank you very much for the support.
Cunt Butcher





Jun 21 2008 12:02 AM

Great gig last night guys! Look forward to seeing you again on August 9th

Don't stress about the amp either... I don't think its anything major.

Grind on cunts!
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Jun 14 2008 6:26 AM

THAN-XXX,,,FUCKING BRUTAL!!! CHECK OUR NEW TRA-XXX UP NOW,,,STAY SICK!

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Jun 13 2008 3:18 PM

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Jun 12 2008 8:41 AM

Thanks for the ADD!!!!!!

3 New GORE Up!!!

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Jun 1 2008 11:39 AM

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Jun 1 2008 3:35 AM

Brutal Hails!!
Hello friend!!Total respect to!!!Its support honour to have.
If interested please the split.
Have a great Weekend my friend .
Alexandre&Madness
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May 29 2008 9:18 PM

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May 29 2008 4:33 PM

Compilation Musikmekanikcirkus out now !!!!!!


22 killers tracks of collage noise electro idm breakcore about more or less cartoon and cirkus....

from old avant garde artist like Maurice Lemaitre to young newcomers such as Jankenpopp... !!!

And a wonderfull cover by Dr Petiot !!!




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Price for USA and others countries 11euros (with shipping cost)

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May 29 2008 1:51 AM

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May 26 2008 5:26 AM

do yous have the power of fist?
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May 22 2008 9:57 PM

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May 21 2008 10:19 PM

Umm, I don't know anybody who took photos.
Yeah, the interview isn't that bad. The zine is just a bunch of pussies, really. You can get them to interview you, just have to email them asking for it.
I still have to buy that CD. I had to leg it, cos my bass player didn't want to hang around while I got change.
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May 20 2008 3:56 AM

fist my ass
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May 20 2008 3:05 AM

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May 19 2008 2:10 PM

hails be to the granny
let us drink booze and watch scat porn
satan
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