GRANNYFIST

Bio:

UPDATE - june 2010 - DOUBLE PENETRATION is OUT NOW on Grindhead Records

Also available from : AMAZON mp3, Itunes, and wherever good mp3s are sold Legally!!

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Stupid facebook group which gets updated more than this page : http://www.facebook.com/pages/Grannyfist/117380494933... BECOME A FAG!!!!!


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watch some dodgy live videos and listen to the dodgy sound ..... then wank your dodgy cocks or cunts


Grannyfist started in 2003 - as a 2 piece featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher - we had 3 releases, 2 of which are still available - 3 of which are crap
This is the reformed version of Grannyfist
Still featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher, but now with more idiocy and gay. because by late 2006 there was another member to the family......
The power of the granny has been expanded ..... Now you must also bow down to the Guitar vomit guru who is sometimes known as "Smashed Up Head".
This new addition to the family basically means that there will be more threesomes.....

UPDATE Mid 2007
Smashed Up Head was arrested for being involved in an illegal gambling and porn racket in spain, so we had to get local country musician, Fist Fistofferson to fill in on guitar for an upcoming performance.
We wasn't sure wether we would see Smashed Up Head again, but one day he returned, but missing a few fingers.
In June, 2008, he was caught masturbating in public and was then deported back to europe to face new charges involving animal porn.
Local porn king Papa Wristdeep immediatley came to his defence.
Smashed up Head was given life in prison, even after the heartfelt testimonial of Papa Wristdeep in court, which is believed to have doubled the sentence.
As a result Papa Wristdeep had to play bass and now, along with Fist Fistofferson, a full fledged member of Grannyfist, bringing the average height of the band to 6'2
The long awaited album DOUBLE PENETRATION was released in 2010 by Grindhead Records... this is only the beginning really.
Our plan is still to tour the sex clubs of the world and catch all kinds of the aids.

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BUY OUR EXPENSIVE MERCHANDISE NOW from cafe press



T-Shirts, Mugs, Aprons and Badges to name but a few items for sale.

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DISCOGRAPHY

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2010 - DOUBLE PENETRATION



Old Granny shit


GRANNYFIST - first album (No Longer Available)


FISTING GRANNY -


GRANNY X -
Also features 10 remixed tracks from the first Grannyfist mess.






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Member Since:

January 01, 2006

Members:

----- Granny Vocals, Mouth, Shit.

----- Saint Fistopher - Drums, Anus, Sperm

----- Papa Wristdeep - Bass, Vagina, Urine

----- Fist Fistofferson - Guitar, Penis, Vomit

Influences:

death metal, black metal, white metal , phil collins, horror movies, knives, chainsaws, arson, internet porn, christianity, old people, homosexuality

Sounds Like:

Shit getting stabbed by a thousand steel penises



Our Website is Gay--- Why Dont You Visit it ... Gay Yourself up a little more

Record Label:

NOISE MACHINE