Grannyfist started in 2003 - as a 2 piece featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher - we had 3 releases, 2 of which are still available - 3 of which are crap
This is the reformed version of Grannyfist
Still featuring Granny and Saint Fistopher, but now with more idiocy and gay.
because by late 2006 there was another member to the family...... The power of the granny has been expanded ..... Now you must also bow down to the Guitar vomit guru who is sometimes known as "Smashed Up Head". This new addition to the family basically means that there will be more threesomes.....
Mid 2007 Smashed Up Head was arrested for being involved in an illegal gambling and porn racket in spain, so we had to get Granny's brother, Uncle Suss Cunt to fill in on guitar for an upcoming performance. We wasn't sure wether we would see Smashed Up Head again, but one day he returned, but missing a few fingers. Upset by the prospect that he would never play in Grannyfist again, Saint Fistopher felt pity on him and insited that he play bass Smashed Up Head now has a reason to vomit and shit now that he has a bass guitar nailed to his gut.
And we all know that 4 sets of fists will always make for better anal orgies.
our plan is to tour the sex clubs of the world and catch aids.
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Umm, I don't know anybody who took photos. Yeah, the interview isn't that bad. The zine is just a bunch of pussies, really. You can get them to interview you, just have to email them asking for it. I still have to buy that CD. I had to leg it, cos my bass player didn't want to hang around while I got change.
