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Grant Gordon
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Improv

		check out these sweet words Male 26 years old Astoria, New York United States Last Login: 4/29/2009
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Grant Gordon's Comedian Bio

Bio

Former Fat Kid. Foodee. Italian-Jewish. Abnormal Nipples. Buddhism. Words. Boners. NOT GOOD FOR CHILDREN. Great for occasional joint. Watch me DANCE!

Grant Gordon (at the moment)

More to Come!

Influences

all the brave souls who battle their better judgment on a daily basis to pursue comedy. And Woody Allen, Mitch Hedburg, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Brian Regan, Dana Carvey, Richard Jeni, Seinfeld and too many others to name.

TV Shows

i was behind some guy reading the news one time. i made an ass of myself.

Grant Gordon's Interests

Music	Lee Morgan, Stan Getz, Beatles, Hendrix, Phish, Joe Pass, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Medeski Martin and Wood, Thievery Corporation, Zero 7, Jimi Tenor, Greatful Dead, Radiohead, NOFX, Less than Jake, Bach, Paul Simon, Ben Folds, Talking Heads, Average White Band, Lettuce
Movies	Annie Hall, Defending Your Life, I Heart Huckabees
Television	Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Extras, Infomercials, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, South Park, Discovery Channel, Simpsons, Colbert Report
Books	Catcher in the Rye, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Sphere, Siddhartha, A Wrinkle in Time, The Individual and the Nature of Mass Events, Love’s Executioner, Without Feathers, A Confederacy of Dunces, Breakfast of Champions, The Fountainhead, Cat’s Cradle, Franny and Zooey

Grant Gordon's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Wheatley Heights, NY (Long Island)
Religion:	Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate

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Plays: 362
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www.StageBuddy.com	May 13 2009 8:46 PM
Best Of Myspace Comedy	May 8 2009 1:01 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please Visit our site myspace.com/slotcartv to see all of the Slotcar Episodes. ....
Eric I	Apr 30 2009 4:34 AM GRANT! TIED-FOR-FOURTH PLACE out of FIFTEEN QUALITY COMICS CERTAINLY AIN'T BAD, SIR!!!!!! Congrats on your excellent performance on: "Eric I's $500 Comedy Showdown!" last night! You, Sir, have now advanced into the Semi-Finals (see MY myspace page for details, and to see the names of the comics against whom you'll be competing). SEMI-FINALS INFO: TOP 4 in the Semi-Final advance to the Winner-Take-All $500 CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL SHOWDOWN! YOUR SEMI-FINAL - WRITE IT IN BLOOD, GRANT!: DATE: TUESDAY, MAY 19th TIME: 9:00 o'clock SHARP! until 11:00-ish WHERE: OCHI'S @ COMIX ADDY: 14TH STREET & 9TH AVENUE Congrats again, Grant - see you soon! Peace On You, Grant! -E to the I
Eric I	Apr 27 2009 2:54 PM THANK YOU, GRANT, for letting me pimp my AMAZING FREE Admission show here, so YOUR fan club can come out, see a great FREE Admission show & VOTE FOR YOU, so you can move one step closer to TAKING $500 straight outta my wallet! WHEN: THIS WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29th TIME: 7:00 SHARP! until 8:50-ish WHERE: OCHI'S (@ COMIX) ADDRESS: 14th Street b/t 8th & 9th SUBWAY: A or C or E or F or L or 1 or 2 or 3 - BASICALLY EVERY FUCKING TRAIN gets you within an easy two or three minute walk to the club! ADMISSION: FREE ! ! ! ! AND - as an added bonus: * IF YOU ARE A COMIC * Then YOU get an extra special bonus: Come to support this amazingly fun show THIS WEDNESDAY @ 7:00; Introduce yourself to me (I'll be easy to spot!) And YOU get a nop-strings-attached, AUTOMATIC BOOKED SPOT FOR a future CONTEST SHOW on a date of YOUR CHOOSING - which gives YOU a shot at winning $500 CASH, AND BRAGGING RIGHTS! Fun, fun for everyone! Thanks in advance for supporting and enjoying this fantastic show with a line-up featuring MANY Top-Notch Comics with TV credits! FOR FREE! AND YOU Get a Spot on a future show automatically, just for showing up and laughing your ass off! This is a WAY better deal than extending your penis up to 8 inches for 4 easy payments of $19.99! See You At Ochi's at 7:00 o'clock on Wednesday, Ready To Laugh! - Eric I
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Mar 26 2009 7:05 PM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our Comedy of the Week. myspace.com/SLOTCARTV ..
Pete LaRussa	Mar 5 2009 4:02 PM GG! If you can make it down to our show on Sunday here's the flyer with all information.
Michael	Mar 2 2009 8:56 PM miss you.
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Feb 26 2009 2:01 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our choice fo rComedy of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Feb 21 2009 1:02 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our choice for Blog of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Eric I	Jan 21 2009 4:09 PM Hey Grant! Stop by, support, and get yourself a (soon) future spot on: "FREE FUCKING FUNNY FRIDAYS! w/ eric i" - INAUGURAL EDITION!!!! WHEN: THIS FRIDAY, JANUARY 23rd TIME: 9:00 p.m. WHERE: PLAYWRIGHT CELTIC PUB (PENTHOUSE!! - 3rd Floor) ADDRESS: 8th Avenue b/t 45th St & 46th St ADMISSION: *FREE* DRINK MINIMUM: *NONE* Pimp it to your hearts content - if we pack the room (and I am doing my best to do just that), we shall have this gorgeous room in which to perform our art each and every FRIDAY night until every single one of us is hosting (or at least writing for) a major Late Night TV Show) THIS FRIDAY'S LINE-UP: (1) *PAT DIXON* (Comedy Central Presents, Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, BBC's "The World Stands Up!") (2) *SEAN PATTON (Montreal Comedy Festival; NYC Alt-Scene Legend, One of The Top Eight Emerging Superduperstars Of Stand-Up According To Some Men's Magazine Who Ranked Jeselnik #1, so they probably know what they're talking about!) (3) *TOM RYAN* (TWO Appearances on "LETTERMAN!") (4) *CARMEN LYNCH* (Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing!, Aspen Comedy Festival!) (5) *ERIC I* (Boston Comedy Festival!, 2008 NYUCF Audience Choice Contest Winner!) (MC) *MEGHAN HANLEY* (You May Not Have Heard Of Her Quite Yet - But I Promise You, You Will Soon - One Of NYC's Finest MC's!) That's right - NO COVER - NO MINIMUMS - REASONABLY PRICED DRINKS AND EATS FOR THOSE WHO WANT THEM - ON A FRIDAY FUCKING NIGHT! - WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR??!!!!! SEE YOU FRIDAY! Thanks Again, Eric I 718.473.4878 comedyerici@yahoo.com www (dot) myspace (dot) ericicomedy (slash) ericicomedy
Eric I	Jan 14 2009 6:06 AM Dude, Thanks so much for stepping up and for doing the "Eric Doing Math Extremely Quickly" Spot. Much Respect, E to the I
Pete LaRussa	Dec 24 2008 10:50 PM Pete Best wishes you a.. and a... Merry New Year!!
Pete LaRussa	Nov 6 2008 6:51 PM Hey Grant - Hope you can make it out to this show on Saturday!
Jill Uh BEAN	Oct 17 2008 7:23 AM Wachovia they Wachovia! Was thinking of you when i went to the atm . Damnit!
JEN-NAY	Oct 14 2008 1:47 PM We all had a great time. It was fun to hang :)
Eric I	Sep 30 2008 8:24 PM YOOOOOO, Grant! T minus TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS! If you can be funnier than: (1) Reese Waters (2) Jamie Lee (3) Helen Hong (4) Barry Rothbart (5) Ray DeVitio (6) Mark Normand (7) Hilary Schwartz (8) Jared Logan for FIVE measly minutes - - then come to Ochi's Lounge (@ Comix) TONIGHT! (TUESDAY evening) at 7:00 SHARP for Season 2, Episode 3 of: "Eric I's $500 (FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS!) Comedy Showdown!" WHEN: TUESDAY 9/30 from 7:00 to 8:55 WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (@ Comix) - 14th Street b/t 8th Ave & 9th Ave SUBWAY: A/C/E/F/L/1/2/3 to 14th Street - then just walk a block or two WEST SEVEN comics who simply show up at 7:00 o'clock will get to do a tight 5-minute set (along with the eight comics listed above). The winner (judged by the audience) advances into the Semi-Finals. Winner of the contest wins FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS straight outta my wallet! You gotta be in it to win it! See you at Ochi's TUESDAY @ 7:00! Peace, Eric I
imagine	Sep 26 2008 12:27 PM what happened to the locks? i do like the new look though! bug hugs. much love. be well. ~angela
Maddog!!! Mattern	Sep 12 2008 8:01 AM thanks son it is nice appreciatte da work and have fun this weekend hollllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YAMINA	Sep 11 2008 3:14 AM You live in astoria now? me too! we should totally hang out at the beer garden....
Leah Bonnema	Aug 25 2008 11:16 PM great show! great job! xoxoxoxo
fatjoethecomic	Aug 14 2008 11:17 PM Yo Grant-- My ADD response is not as automated as the one below.. Nice Set on my show brotha- Come down anytime- Joe Narvaez-
Comedian Ryan Maher	Aug 14 2008 7:43 AM Hey Grant Gordon, thanks for the add. Stay tuned to my page for info on upcoming gigs, tv/radio appearances and updated audio and video clips as well as blogs. If you like what you see, hear, and/or read please tell your friends and spread the word!!!! Keep laughing and keep in touch. Thanks Again, Ryan Maher
Dustin Chafin	Aug 13 2008 9:22 PM
fatjoethecomic	Aug 11 2008 12:13 AM SHOWTIME IS AT 9PM SEE YOU THIS TUESDAY- AUGUST 12TH!!! Joe Narvaez www. fatjoethecomic. com
The Beast	Jul 30 2008 7:12 AM hmmmm .... you look familiar .... where do I know you again? ;P XOXO

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