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SHIKATEMA FOREVA!

(Kontra's profile makes me throw up.)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I'm SMART so I MUST be a know it all

~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.~

Pen name:Liah Cauthon (No I will not change it.)

Race: Opinionated, Red-neck,Hillbilly, Hick, Nazi bitch. Why, thank you for noticing!

Species:Werewolf / half-demon

Birthday:October first

Name: Liah/ Hannah/ Elayne.

Age:12,534

Gender: Female

Height: 5’ 3

Hair color: Brown/ brown-purple/ Red-gold.

Eye color: Blue-Green/ purple/ Blue

Music Obsession: Houki Boshi by Youhna

Pets: I have but one pet, and plenty of creatures bonded to me. My pet is Ashandarei, A mistwolf, but I guess she counts as a bonded animal as well. My Dæmon is Pandaeralilion. She, unusually, is still capable of shape shifting, even thought we are many years past our childhood. Her most unusual form is that of the Faery Pandora Silverwind. Another one of my bonded animals is Lauranthana, a grass-colored unicorn/pegasus with leafy wings. I have been bonded to her for many years.

Clan: I belong to the Avendesora sept of the Diynen'd'ma'purvene Werewolves. My society is the Rhyagelle. We are sworn to destroy those who threaten our clan, vampires or Shadowbrothers (Evil werewolves).

Things I despise with the very innermost core of my being.

1. Mascara. It's evil.

2. Preps.

3.Anime!Envy. He's a crossdressing gender confused palm tree faggot murderer.

4.Yuri. It's gross!

5.Mary-Stues and Gary-Sues(aka Mary-sues and Gary-stues) Nobody's perfect and your OC isn't the exception! Also, Bishies won't fall in love with your OC at first sight, It's stupid!

6.Lanfear.(Do I need a reason?)

7. OOCness, unless it's parody.

8. Dolores Umbridge AKA the toad-woman

Weapon of choice: Teh Manga of DHOOM!

Favorite book: The Wheel of Time series By Robert Jordan

Favorite manga: FullMetal Alchemist

Favorite anime:FullMetal Alchemist

First anime I ever watched:Inuyasha

Favorite Disney movie: Alice in Wonderland

Favorite Movie of all time: Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Wait, that's Disney too.

Zodiac: Libra and Dog.

Favorite Anime Character: Alphonse Elric

Favorite NBC Character:Jack Skelington

Guys who's fandom I'm in.

1.Alphonse Elric.

2. Wrath Curtis

3. Subaku no Gaara!

4.Hakake Kakashi

5.Edward Elric

6.Greed

7.Deidara (He's a guy damnit!)

8.Matrim Cauthon

Quotes

"I found my chocolate stash... The universe may live."-Jennie Breeden, The Devil's Panties

"If the system is a Wii, and the controllers are called Wiimotes, does that make the people who play it Wiitards?"-My dad, during a debate on the Nintendo Wii. (Pure gold!)

"I see...a bunny."-Uchiha Itachi,Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"He's looking down on us with a microwave!"-My sister, speaking about God.

'To: GreenEyed07

From: Angel4awhile

Subject: OH MY GOD! SAKURA. MR. BUTTERS LIVES!

It’s noon and I know you won’t get this until you get home from school, and I have to go to work so that I can do the fast food Olympics—but I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW!

MY CAT. IS. THE. BEST.

So, I woke up this morning at like eight. Which is weird, because I usually stay in bed until ten, at which point I drag myself to the living room so I can watch Bleach. BUT—

OHMIGOD.

You want to know WHY I woke up at eight in the morning? Because Temari was SCREAMING.

My cat, my utterly awesome and brilliant cat, had stationed itself on our doormat. Temari opened the door, and I guess she didn’t look down because I think she stepped on his tail—

AND THEN MR. BUTTERS PROVED THAT HE REALLY WAS A JUNGLE CAT!

Man, I am changing that thing’s name to Lion, or SOMETHING.

BECAUSE—HOLY CRAP. HE ATTACKED TEMARI. HE TOTALLY MUTILATED HER 500 DOLLAR DRESS, SCRATCHED HER FACE AND—AND—

And then he peed on her shoe. ON PURPOSE. Which, admittedly, is sort of tragic, because she has some pretty fabulous shoes and I really wanted to steal—I mean borrow them some time but—

It was so worth it. And now, Mr. Butters is back. I have fed him all of my beef jerky, made PH give him a bath, (I do not want to be seen as the bath person) and now he is sitting on my pillow, regally chewing on his new toy mouse.

PH went and got a toy mouse for MY CAT. CAN I FANGIRL AND UPGRADE HIS SHRINE NOW? … Oh wait, it’s his cat too… BAH. Technicalities.' -Ino Yamanaka, The Eccentric files

'From: GreenEyed07

To: Angel4awhile

Subject: I really hate Gai

YOU SAID HIS NAME! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY IT BECAUSE IF HE EVER FINDS THIS HE'LL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM AND THEN HE'LL THINK THAT I'M WEIRDER THAN I ALREADY AM AND I'LL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM AND-

Okay, I'm done now. So when Gai asked where you were I told him that you were having youthful babies with some stranger, and that you probably wouldn't be back for a while. To which he replied, "YOSH! AS A BEST FRIEND, MISS HARUNO, YOU MUST KEEP THE BURNING FLAME OF YOUTH BRIGHT! SO YOU WILL NOT ONLY DO YOUR YOUTHFUL LAPS BUT MISS YAMANAKA'S AS WELL!"

...I hate you. Have I ever mentioned that?

I wouldn't know about that whole originality thing, since I've only dated like a couple of boys since we started high school.

And no, I don't count the heaps of blind dates you've sent me on, since within the first five minutes all of their hands were sliding up my thigh or groping me in some way.

Thanks so much, Ino. Oh, phew. I like this PH more and more.

AND YOU LEFT ME SOME POCKY!

MUST. FIND!

Mmm, chocolate...

And why are you going to kill Temari-bitch? Oh my God!

Do you actually like PH!

HOLY SHIT, THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING! YOU'RE NOT JUST SCREWING HIM MINDLESSLY, YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING TO KNOW HIM! I'm really shocked And so proud of you, Ino-pig!

-pinches cheeks-

Still hating you.'

-Sakura Haruno, The Eccentric Files

Card for Zelda in upcoming Pokemon Fic

Zelda

About MEEEZ!

I'm a obsessive, hyper, female with a very angry Inner. You don't wanna see me rant, it's very nasty. I love all music except Rap. It should stand for Ridiculously Asinine Persons. I'm short, and I have very short hair. I know somebody who looks like a mini-Ragetti! He's anime obsessed like me! Anyway, I love anime, and I'm random. If anybody could tell me where to get video clips, I'd be eternally greatful!

My likes : Good stories, Plausible Pairings, FMA Harry Potter crossover fics, Good anime like Ouran, My friends, Good music, and nice people

Favorite pairings:

Naruto: Sasusaku, Naruhina, Hakuzabu, Sasodei, Gaaino, Shikatema, and occaisionaly Shikaino.

FMA: Edwin, Royai, and Aloc.

Ouran: HaruhixTamaki.

Bleach: HitsuHina Ichiruki Ishihime (Came up with the name on the spot. It's Ishida Uryuu and Inoue Orihime)

:Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next

birthday.

Your Summer Anthem is Holiday by Green Day

"Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name"

Dude, you're harshing everyone's summer mellow.

You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe

But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated
You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys
Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites.
And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear.

What Your Dreams Mean...

Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.

You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.

Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.

Your dreams indicate that you have very conflicted feelings.

You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285,Kontraband, Liah Cauthon

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, Liah Cauthon

If you hate Lanfear/Cyndane, and think she should be destroyed by balefire, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Fastestthingalive34, Masami-Kaden, Liah Cauthon

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (PoTC)

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I sollemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you wish you were a vampire just so you can sparkle in the sun. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then its weird. But every time I argue with myself I lose! Am I weird? Yes.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Drew from pokemon may and may not be included.

if you don't get it copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

(o.o) Help pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!

If you have every been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who is four and watches movies rated PG-13 copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buys you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, make the opposite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. up there.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

If you been so annoyed than lectured by your parents which made you so angry and went to your room and got grounded on the very same day copy and paste this to your profile.

if you absolutley LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when people think Drew's gay or a pervert copy and paste this to your profile.

1) Do you every get so mad you want to kill yourself? if yes copy and paste this to your profile.

2) If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

3) If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile.

5) if you're disapointed that you didn't get to copy and paste number 4 at 8:55 copy and paste this to your profile.

7) If you like my stories (at least one) copy and paste this to your profile.

8) If your neighbours came to knock on your door and ask for candy copy and paste this to your profile.

9) Have you ever read a book that is VERY bad? If yes copy and paste this to your profile.

10) If you don't like certain classic stories copy and paste this to your profile.

11) If you ever migrated copy and paste this to your profile.

14) If you're so young that you can't be on this site copy and paste this to your profile.

16) realize you missed number 6.

17) If you're mentally smacking yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

18)If you're laughing your head off or just smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

19) If you just started laughing or smiling copy and paste this to your profile.

20) If all this including from above took you 5 minutes before leaving copy and paste this to your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !

i'm a smart person yay ARE YOU?

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, DJizcool ,Liah Cauthon

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (LOL taht was fnuny...)

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. (Wtha's the pnoit?)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. (heheh)

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (hey im lzay)

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (if 'my boss' is my mum, defeinlity)

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. (So ture :D)

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. ( :) )

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile. (Uh-huh) I've got some!

If you don't read what you copy and paste in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't read the sentence above and copied and pasted it into your profile anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you never read your profile and read it once and found out you said that you'd been on the newspaper/tv or that you'd been bitten by fireants or that you lived in Malaysia but you hadn't, because you didn't read what you put in your profile...whaddya think? Copy and paste this into your profile, duh!

If you are a Libra, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Pokemon is desperately running out of ideas and you don't like it so much now but you are still hopelessly obsessed with it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers have either smoke pot or tried to smoke it. If your one of those 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile.(GO WEREWOLVES AND DEMONS!)

If you belong to the Mythical Psycopath Society put this on your profile.(I'm offically hazed.)

IF YOU GET REALLY PISSED WHEN PEOPLE COPY AND PASTE SHIT OFF YOUR PROFILE BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM AND THEY ONLY COPIED IT FOR THE SAKE OF COPYING IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

"The dried leaves are sometimes smoked to relieve the irritation of the respiratory mucus membranes, and the hacking cough of consumption. They can be employed with equal benefit when made into cigarettes, for asthma and spasmodic coughs in general."- from an online article on Mullein. Smoking to help your asthma, wonderful.

FMA Quiz

1. What is your real name? I shall never tell you!!

2. What is your nickname? Savvy, Liah, That Weird Girl...The list goes on and on.

3. What is your gender? Female, doy.

4. How old are you? Close to fourteen

5. Who's your favorite FMA character? Aru-kun!!

6. Fave FMA Song? Brothers, and UNDO.

7. Fave Elric Brother? Alphonse, or Aru-kun!

8. Fave Deadly Sin? Anime!Wrath and Manga!Envy. Wrath is Adorable!

9. Fave episode? Heart of Steel.

10. Fave scene? The Greedo-sama fight! Poor Greedo-sama...

11. Fave Military Staff? Roy and Riza.

12. Who's cooler, Ed or Roy? Ed, duh! He's also the better alchemist

13. Who's cooler,Ed or Al? Aru-kun, duh! Aru-kun is so awesome!

14. What's cuter, Neko or Black Hayate? Black Hayate-kun!

15. Who's stronger? Armstrong or Izumi's husband? Izumi's husband, scary...

16. Who's the deadliest Homunculus? Anime!Wrath. Hello, Alchemy!

17. What's better? Automail or Alchemy? Alchemy, hands down.

18. Who's cuter? Ed or Roy? Ed. Roy is handsome.

19. Who's smarter? Ed or Roy? Roy. Did you not see the scheming?

20. What's more painful? Losing your arm or your leg? Your leg. It has more nerves.

21. Who would win? Riza or Izumi? Izumi can kick your ass with a spatula. So I'm going with Izumi-sensei.

22. Who's more brutal? Winry or Izumi? Izumi! Did you not see her kick Ed and Aru-kun's asses?

23. What's better? Metal or Fire? Fire all the way!

24. What's better? Stew or potatoes? Stew, cause it's got potatoes in it!

25. Who's cooler? Winry or Riza? Tie.

If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. I

f you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you've ever tried to turn inanimate objects into vampires, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have read New Moon and Eclipse and when i did i wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY hard!

(then i said screw that, I might as well just kill him, and then he says I can kill vampires you know, I'll just say... Bet you wish you were a vampire now...) T

hey say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE. We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness. Oh god! They took my freaking kidney! It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I believe 'die, bitch' conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

"Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown

"Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

"Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

"That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown "

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really b