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VegetarEoin's Interests
General
wearing a monocle at all the appropriate moments, sticky situations, thinking sexy thoughts, unresonable demands, doing the charelston, sodomy, canonballs when time permits, tattooing my memoirs on the eledery, insisting upon misleading nicknames, jumping lift bridges in the popemobile, breaking down boxes for maximum storing capabilites, scissor kicking baracudas, weaving tapistries of neil armstrong, date raping grandmaster flash, the off broadway production of robocop, crawdads with moxy, breastfeeding jonh madden, liberty and/or death, keeping everything you dont know in a vault, using oversized frying pans for non-violent problem solving, framing roger rabbit over and over again, hosting the grammies, spunk-the act of having it, wisecracking reptiles, tutie fruitie eating, barn raising, wiener roasts, carnal relaxation, caramel relaxation, assuming horizontal positions, puffy calculators, blanket holding, snowglobe gazing, jammie's with feet, xeroxing in an apron, scowling at motorists, pefecting my spank ray, finding new cures for already cured ailments, grumbles and at times mumbles, elegant felines, small talk with the janitor, jumping, cropdusting, not getting stuck on a desert island, and promiscuous jargon
Music
ruined my life
Movies
I can make i through and entire day using nothing but Star Wars quotes
Blues Brothers
Indiana Jones
The Big Lebowski
Igby goes down
Dr. Strangelove
Shawn of the Dead
Good Will Hunting
Star Trek
others probly
Television
Books
Cometbus
Temporary Autonomus Zone, Ontological Anarchy
War is a force that gives us meaning
The racist mind
Evasion
Roomanitarian
1984
The collective Cloth
Hitchhikers guide
Heroes
Marshall Ledbetter, Quang Duc, Jack Terricloth, Hugh Thompson, Banksy, Henry Rollins, Kepi, Joebot, Stan Lee, Indiana Jones
Hi! My names Eoin, and i just think im SO fuckin funny. I do stuff for Springman/Silver Sprocket Records/Bicylce Club. I like adventure, bad ideas, traveling, warm fuzzy feelings, music, state smashing, dynamic scenarios, philanthropy, trespassing, vega-terrorism, silliness, socio/poilitcal matters, dancin, talking in monologue, elitest geography jokes, free stuff, vegetarian foodz, people pleasin, coffee, paranormal and otherwise otherworldy dealings, Bicycles, amusing only myself, abstract dialouge, jumping to and fro, making no sense, and possibly other things. I think i'm more complicated than could be summed up on myspace, hopefully so are you. Have a Bear.
Who I'd like to meet:
People willing to fuck up thier entire lives.
I heard your not coming and boo to that! But HOORAY for you opening for The Secretions. That is awesome! Good luck! I want to see you perform someday soon.
of course not! we were just sitting there enjoying the air conditioning and listenin' to some sick tunes. duh. you still never answered me.. what were you doing up at five am?
