in the immortal words of Loc Dogg:
"drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit."
Music
My Freestyles...
but I love most all music.
However,
Country makes my penis soft.
Movies
Goodfellas
No Country For Old Men
The Aristocrats
Austin Powers 2
Bukowski -Born into this
Star Wars (the 1st 3...not the new "1st" 3
Han Solo...you know what I mean dammit.)
True Lies
Grizzly Man
American Pimp
Predator
Anything with Christopher Walken
Fight Club
The Little Mermaid (I liked the chef's song)
"Le Crable Le Crabluh...what a sweet delectable crabluh"
Television
If Deadliest Catch is on, I can't not watch it.
Deadwood
Family Guy
South Park
Drawn Together
Inside the NFL
The Office
Curb
Colbert
Daily Show
Books
7 Habits of Highly Effective People,
The Master Key to Riches by Napoleon Hill
How to Win Friends and Influence People,
Way of the Peaceful Warrior,
The Four Agreements,
Anything by Napoleon Hill
Gravity's Rainbow,
Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy,
Bruce Lee - Jeet Kune Do
House of Leaves,
anything by Portland writer Chuck Palhaniuk
(wrote fight club....don't talk about it.)
History of Saturday Night Live
Ulysses -James Joyce
The Sound and The Fury - William Faulkner
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Farenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas HST RIP
A Confederacy of Dunces, John O'Toole
Who I'd like to meet: So- you're here...WHY? No one is on myspace anymore you loser. They are twittering their status updates to facebook now. Get with the program sheeple!
OK, so you're still reading, which means- you are A.) a really close friend (which is doubtful since none of my frieeends are on my espacio anymore. B. A Stalker - which is kinda cool or C. REALLY REALLY BORED.
I understand all of the above, and sympathize with B and have been there with C.
Anyway, if you're a dude, what's up, comment or get out -maybe read below and learn something about me and how I feel about the world. If you're a chick, I'm single and ready to mingle (whatever the hell that means). I'm looking for a 6 foot tall woman with a nice figure a big ass long hair with big boobs that can cook - likes to watch movies and go places where dirt meets water and being a nymphomaniac wouldn't hurt either.
ONWARD
The best opening scene of an action movie of all time is Predator, when Arnold and the gang are headed to the jungle to investigate a missing squad in a helicopter...with Dutch and Apollo Creed and Jesse the Body going to kick everyone's ass. That's what America needs. A swift kick in the ass.
The world is ripping at the seams. America is imploding and we are all watching out the windows of a skyscraper that's on fire. Kinda like the end of Fight Club, but if you put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, you won't be watching shit later.
Its a good time to be a parasite in America, we are about to give this country away and you're expected to pay for it. Welfare, building schools to accommodate anchor children of illegal immigrants, dwindling retirement funds, auto manufacturers shuttering their doors...all things you are going to be numb to by the end of this Obama disaster. What has happened to my country? I'm at the breaking point with America, politics and the MSM, I just want to put the whole world on mute for a while. This isn't the future I envisioned myself in, this future sucks. Why do we the people choose extremes to one side or the other when we all live in the middle? Quit blaming the media, you can turn off the TV, think for yourself, be critical-and analytical. The next time you hear bullshit- take a big fucking whiff so you remember the smell.
Vote Libertarian and create the America that was meant for you.
WAKE UP AMERICA you are free...to do as you are told!
Miami Vice Party this Friday at my house! Outfits are not optional, men must sport upper lip facial hair, liquor luge, 80's music, and a dance off. I know you're down!
Actually, we're going to a Chiefs game this weekend...box seats! I can't wait! You MUST take pix of the costume. THIS, I gotta see! Have fun and be safe.
The Dude Abides!
