Karl

Now this a cot damn shame. Seems like that Coco B Ware done finally ate away at your cerebral cortex cause you way out out of bounds, Playboy. And it looks like you broke number one of the Ten Thug Commandments because you dealing with emotions right now, smell me?

Until you met me you never felt butter soft leather upholstery on your skin, much less anything woodgrain. You pushed a Dodge Cirrus with stock rims. Who cosigned that Jetta? Grown ass man with a Speak-and-Spell starter chain.  . . that I had to get back for you three times. That's not really hood, family. That's practice thuggin'. Don't call me for an armed escort through my hood.

. . . It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that you've been demoted from Thug in Good Standing to "remedial knave" status. In six months time you may reapply for your Thug Journeyman license which may be issued to you on a probationary basis at the discretion of a Five Star Thoroughbred. (You understand that I must recuse myself of such a task due to possible appearance of impropriety.) Until such time you are to refrain from saying the Thug Pledge of Allegiance or misrepresenting yourself as an "official dude." Additionally you are, for the time being, ineligible to receive benefit of Double Thug Dollar Days at participating businesses and, though perhaps moot, no longer eligible to receive discounts on Thugged Out Millentertainment releases. This is entirely out of my hands. I'm sorry it had to come to this.

Sincerely,
Ardullah The Butcher


P.S. I'm going to need that My Bloody Valentine "Loveless" cd back from you, Klout Karl . . .or should I say Snitchin' Karl?

P.P.S. Dinner's still on at 9, right? Tell Mindy and Grace I said "hi."    

still waiting...believe it or not, i think about that record store every time i go to my sisters...always got somewhere to be though. i'm trying to surprise you! I think Nick Drake is one of Matt's influences. Glad to hear you liked his stuff.
Too bad it took you so long to listen!

new beats up man stop thru whenever.
how u been?

Happy Birthday Young Man... You really got me feelin' old.

i'm here! and i know...i'm sorry. i will stop in soon.
when are you at the spot?