Green Squirrel
Green Squirrel The Green Squirrel

Male
28 years old
Provo, Utah
United States



Last Login: 5/26/2009
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GeneralThe squirrel is Dumbual, when not climbing trees it spends most of its time in front of a computer screen and sometimes moving to the TV Screen to channel surf. Compared with other Sciurus Gerbilius, the green squirrel is more active and is often found crawling along small branches. It does seem to prefer moving on the larger branches, tree trunks, and riding shotgun.
    Because of its funny looking ears, the squirrel is rarely seen in public unless wearing a hat or baseball cap. Despite their Dumbo complex, the green squirrel is a social animal and is sometimes found in noisy groups of less than eight and in night clubs. Their call can be high-pitched like a bird's trill, but more frequently the call consists of a low pitched "dude" or "man". Nests are made in tree trunks or formed out of leaves and twigs. But due to the fact that those nests are really quite uncomfortable and get cold during the winter months, quite often they can be found in apartments complexes and other overpriced rentals.
    Lastly, for survival the squirrel prints t-shirts like the ones seen below and sells them on www.greensquirrelshirts.com:

MusicMy music roots, I would have to say, go back to Depeche Mode. That is where it all started. With them came a liking for bands like The Cure and even Erasure Although these days my music tastes have strayed from the eighties, I am still a fan of the alternative side of music. A few of my preferred bands (for now anyway) are:

Linking Park - talk about talent and a band with love for the artistic side of music.

Cold Play - Mmmm... I think they say they are the new U2.

Incubus - Excellent vocals, superb and unique sound, crisp and clear.

Kenna - If you want something unique and fresh check out this band.

This music video is cool too:
MoviesK-PAX, Cinderella Man, Fight Club, Crash, The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run
Television24 - Anybody who has seen these shows cannot say this isn't the best tv series ever created.

The X-Files - I'm not talking about the newer episodes, the ones with Mulder and Scully are the only real X-Files episodes.
BooksThe Wheel of Time Series, Fight Club - "It was a book before it was a movie...," Them, Angels and Demons, Confessions of an Economic Hit Man
Heroes   Habitat:
The green squirrel is found in urban and suburban mountainous regions usually near a 7-11 or other convinence stores that have fountain drinks. The lack of an opposable thumb renders the squirrel quite helpless when it comes to opening cans, forcing the squirrel to reside in these urban areas.

   Food Habits
Virent Gerbilius diet on seeds, figs, fungi, acorns, berries, fruit, soda pop, foliage and any free food that it can get is paws on. Analysis of green squirrel diets have shown that it lives off of food that contains almost no nutritional value whatsoever, puzzling scientists on how it survives. Most of the time it is an arboreal feeder ( eats in the trees ), but it has been seen in common fast food chains such as Wendy's eating Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers and other items off the .99 cent menu.
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     Green Squirrel's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:7-11 or other convenience stores
Body type:1' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:Some college
Occupation:I make shirt for cool people

   Green Squirrel's Schools
Utah Valley State College
Orem, UTAH
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: International Business
 

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Provo, Utah US
I am the Green Squirrel
Really cool t shirts




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About me:
The Virent Gerbilius (Green Squirrel) is a small pesky squirrel. Its upperparts are usually hairy unless the squirrel was recently shaved. The squirrel ranges in color from dark olive green to just the normal kind of green. Its underparts are usually hairy too depending on age and when the squirrel hit puberty. The ears are unusually big for a rodent of this size, and with long tufts. Most of the other cute little forest animals make fun of the green squirrels ears making them quite self conscience about them. According to some reports, during the summer months the forelegs and feet can be a light shade of green or rather pale due to unsightly farmer tan lines.

    The Green Squirrel can be told apart from most other squirrels of this region by its short, stubby tail and the fact that it knows how to drive automobiles, and other motorized vehicles. It can be told apart from Sciurus richmondi and Sciurus granatensis by its green, not brown, color, and by its frequent consumption of soda pop.

    One other defining feature of the green squirrel are the unique t-shirts that he can be found wearing that he creates himself and also sells all over the globe:

Who I'd like to meet:
Bill Gates - because maybe he might give me one billionth of what he has in his checking account and that would make me like a millionaire or something.

Marilyn Manson - because if i meet the freakiest person in the world, then i can meet anybody and still be cool about it.

Ronald Mcdonald - ...Who doesn't?

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Crystal Emily

Crystal Hawkins



Mar 15 2008 2:05 AM

Hello Stephen! Its been some time:) I was wandering around your site. And was wondering. Why did you spell out "south" on the contact page, but left west simply as "w?" Do you have something against west? Do you feel it necessary to hide west? Because west came to me very, very upset. and as for me, I'm on his side.
Xombi Jaime

Xombi Jaime



Apr 19 2008 8:07 PM

I comment you now, and spoon feed you creativity!! D<
Noel

Noel



Apr 22 2008 7:58 PM

Argentina with you for two weeks...can't wait...
Noel

Noel



Nov 27 2007 3:56 PM

I'm tired of this sickness...wish we were listening to Coldplay sharing some sweet mint gum...
Noel

Noel



Nov 11 2007 2:24 AM

I'm kind of missing my T.S. right about now...
Camille

Camille



Nov 10 2007 1:17 AM

Yes- But we already had this discussion.
Nothing

Nothing



Sep 24 2007 2:32 PM

Just because I live almost a hundred miles away it doesn't mean you can't talk to me! I miss you.
Finch

Finch



Sep 18 2007 6:05 AM

hey how have you been?
Anika [sXe]

Anika [sXe]



Sep 3 2007 4:45 PM

Happy day of birth
Makalesi

Makalesi



Sep 3 2007 4:21 PM

happy bday
Noel

Noel



Aug 26 2007 9:44 PM

I have a secret to tell you...
Camille

Camille



Aug 2 2007 2:54 PM

Yeah your picture taking skills are alright. Now if you could just learn to make a normal face when getting your picture taken...Silly Boy. We still love ya though!
Lorine

Lorine



Jul 10 2007 1:46 PM

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Jerry [2A]

Jerry Wolfe



Jul 6 2007 9:04 PM

hmm. . .no one's commented this page in forever, it seems.
hey, ya know what? the voucher code u gave me for subscribing to your email didn't work! that's messed up, not savin my $1.66. . .k, i ordered anyway.
i havent been to ur site lately though, r u still looking for the same things to haggle?
Crystal Emily

Crystal Hawkins



Jun 16 2007 1:42 PM

no one can pull off a "talky talky" like me. I can only assume there is a bibliography somewhere giving me credit for my quote:)
Crystal Emily

Crystal Hawkins



Jun 10 2007 12:53 AM

Stephen, I've been splendiferous. How the heck have you been. We should talky talky. its been far too long! :(
N/A

N/A



Jun 4 2007 11:21 PM

I've decided that for evrey stupid spam advertisement you get i will give u a comment starting now ! ♥ ♥
Jerry [2A]

Jerry Wolfe



May 29 2007 4:25 AM

check my pictures for the nintendo & tell me if ur interested.
Jerry [2A]

Jerry Wolfe



May 28 2007 3:50 AM

ok, i think i know what greensquirrels like. is this the "old school nintendo" you are looking for?
Anika [sXe]

Anika [sXe]



May 26 2007 9:06 PM

yeah no pun intended
Anika [sXe]

Anika [sXe]



May 26 2007 4:04 PM

LoL i thought i would try to give u a really interesting comment and make u laugh watch this:

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May 26 2007 3:40 PM

WoW i love the profile and your shirts . One Question Why did the Green squirrel climb the tree?
to eat some orange nuts. hmm yeah that wasn't really funny but i just wanted to give you a comment that wasn't a stupid advertisement or a t-shirt pitch.
Br¿an

Br¿an



May 15 2007 1:42 AM

hey, what is the green squirell's sworn enemy? i'm working on a new header...
Noel

Noel



Apr 7 2007 6:30 PM

Actually, that's the first rule of Vegas..Wendover probably never gets crazy enough..too close to Utah. Vegas you shouldn't talk about...unless you run in to Andy Dick...then you should tell EVERYONE!
Noel

Noel



Apr 1 2007 3:47 AM

Stevie---get off the internet and go have some fun...it's Sat night...you should be at a party or a movie or something...better yet, maybe you could go to Wendover ;)
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